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    I went back and started on page 1 of BFL, and now on page 1490 of the Mega thread, and I just want to let you guys know how many times I have laughed myself silly. You guys are the most fabulous bitches in the world. Loving every minute.

    That is all. Carry on
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    I was thinking WeWe would ruin Rupaul's Drag Race, one of my fave shows, but I needn't have worried. A sock puppet in that chair (especially if it had been Ed the Sock - oh, the irony) would have done a better job. She said about 20 words, none were funny, five were about her (of course) and she had all the personality of ... a wet chalkboard. Likely Dry Erase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PecanPie View Post
    I was thinking WeWe would ruin Rupaul's Drag Race, one of my fave shows, but I needn't have worried. A sock puppet in that chair (especially if it had been Ed the Sock - oh, the irony) would have done a better job. She said about 20 words, none were funny, five were about her (of course) and she had all the personality of ... a wet chalkboard. Likely Dry Erase.
    That seems to be the consesus of others who watched the Sopping Wet Rag guest judge on Drag Race. Thanks again to @1970Rachael for this - its a compilation of tweet reactions to her "WTF is she doing here?" guest appearance on Drag Race....
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    Leann's beauty has been compared to many things - Falcor, the Joker, an accident victim - but a toe is a new one. I don't get it, but it made me laugh. And yes, I do know how to spell LeAnn's name.
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    LMAO at the comment saying she resembles a toe. I'm thinking a crusty ole hammer toe.
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    Mama June of dropped out Honey Boo Boo fame is often described as a thumb. Complete lack of neck definition vs head size determines this. Leann has a pin head that is no wider than her neck, above massively wid shoulders. Her neck/head combo looks like a thumb sticking out of linebacker shoulders.

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    Why are there no pap photos lately? I've forgotten what she looks like. Good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PecanPie View Post
    I was thinking WeWe would WIN Rupaul's Drag Race, one of my fave shows, but I needn't have worried. A sock puppet in that chair (especially if it had been Ed the Sock - oh, the irony) would have done a better job. She said about 20 words, none were funny, five were about her (of course) and she had all the personality of ... a wet chalkboard. Likely Dry Erase.
    Had to fix that for you.

    Girl is looking more and more a bit draggish as the years roll on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChloroformCasey View Post
    Had to fix that for you.

    Girl is looking more and more a bit draggish as the years roll on.
    She's too masculine and untalented to be a drag queen, much less win.
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    Try as she might, she can't hide those linebacker shoulders, the square torso, and the manly legs. Add a few hair extentions, plastered on makeup, and a glittery dress, and I actually think she COULD win.

    The only thing stopping her is that she is in no way witty, and she has no clue how to dress.

    ETA: she needs to also remember to "tuck" Eddies penis and balls. We all know she has them
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    I think there's plenty more stopping her. But considering how often she loses her voice or needs help remembering lyrics, lip syncing might be her most logical next step.

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    Ya, she wouldn't even be making it past the first competition in a drag contest. She is far too ugly when she attempts glamour, this her when she is "done up".


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    What the fuck is up with her scarred tongue? That is crazy. Everything about this photo is shock and awe. Her tongue is all yellow and F'd up.

    Make it go away please.

    PS: glittery pearly green eyeshadow is not your friend.

    And the gritty shoulder and the underarm hair and the wonky boobs? Nope, not going there.
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    Ediot got LeAnn a gnarly tree stump for their anniversary. A. Tree. Stump. Oh, shaped like a heart (a f**ked up ripped heart) in which he apparently whittled the numbers "4 22 11", the day of his incarceration. It wasn't even something he bought. According to LeAnn's Instagram description, it fell down in their yard. I guess it's true -- her love don't cost a thing. LMFAO
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    Weird. Didn't he even light the fire for her or clear out her closet?
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