Wanna know a secret?...Of course you do, so I'm going to tell it.
Apparently, MrBoogs and I, shouldn't have procreated, because our genes don't mix well. We have two wonky kids, because of our wonky DNA. My recessive shit, is a perfect match to his recessive shit..hence wonky kids.
We just tell people, when they ask "are you trying for a girl", that my eggs are deviled, and his sperm chase their own tails.
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