God he is repulsive.
Funny, just this morning I again heard a story on the Mark and Brian radio program out of L.A., by their co-host Kelly. It seems she went to the movies last night, and who should she see but Larry King at the concession stand. After she walked in to see her movie (Zack and Miri), she notices he walked in to the same theater; his wife was waiting for him at the front row. About 10 minutes into the movie, he gets up, visibly irritated, wanting to leave. His wife didn't look like she wanted to go, but did so rather reluctantly. Kelly assumed he was probably bothered by how crude the movie was...and also wondered, hey, this is election night, shouldn't you be at work?!?
Serves him right for marrying a woman young enough to be his daughter.
ROFL, what's up with that picture??
Did he actually style his hair like that? Did a strong breeze blow it back? Was he about to get struck by lightning?
Peepaw had to get home to take his metamucil. That movie theater popcorn plays havoc with his bowels.
Why do people say "Grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding! -Betty White
That picture of him is so fug. His forehead's halfway up his fucking scalp.
I never understood why she married him in the first place. I mean, she wasn't poor and he is the crypt keeper.
'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." --Sinclair Lewis
I normally don't condone cheating but man, if I were married to that hideous thing I'd cheat too. What did he expect?
"powerful painkiller Vicodin"
That's the first lie.
In what universe is this Hector Penate dude a "B-list actor"? According to IMDb, his biggest roles were "Waiter" on an episode of King of Queens and "Clerk" on an episode of South Beach.
Actually, I bet he planted this himself to get PR. The "multiple sources" are Hector and his publicist.
"We know who we are, we like talking smack about strangers, and we're not gonna stop!" -- GR's Kalirga
If I was married to that old sun-baked lizard, I'd cheat on him, too. He's sicknin', just sicknin'!
Look what I found:
Couldn't bang Marilyn Chambers at a Miami radio station when the opportunity arose (er, presented itself).
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Even as a younger guy, he wasn't good-looking.
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