Larry King catches wife Shawn King cheating

**Moongirl** · November 5th, 2008, 07:56 PM

Funny, just this morning I again heard a story on the Mark and Brian radio program out of L.A., by their co-host Kelly. It seems she went to the movies last night, and who should she see but Larry King at the concession stand. After she walked in to see her movie (Zack and Miri), she notices he walked in to the same theater; his wife was waiting for him at the front row. About 10 minutes into the movie, he gets up, visibly irritated, wanting to leave. His wife didn't look like she wanted to go, but did so rather reluctantly. Kelly assumed he was probably bothered by how crude the movie was...and also wondered, hey, this is election night, shouldn't you be at work?!?

**Chimera** · November 5th, 2008, 08:47 PM

God he is repulsive.

**Belt Up** · November 5th, 2008, 08:51 PM

Serves him right for marrying a woman young enough to be his daughter.

**memebot** · November 5th, 2008, 08:56 PM

ROFL, what's up with that picture??

Did he actually style his hair like that? Did a strong breeze blow it back? Was he about to get struck by lightning?

**cheetopia** · November 5th, 2008, 09:04 PM

Peepaw had to get home to take his metamucil. That movie theater popcorn plays havoc with his bowels.

**A*O** · November 5th, 2008, 09:06 PM

**NicoleWasHere** · November 5th, 2008, 10:08 PM

That picture of him is so fug. His forehead's halfway up his fucking scalp.

**sweetness** · November 5th, 2008, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by cheetopia

Peepaw had to get home to take his metamucil. That movie theater popcorn plays havoc with his bowels.

Messes with his dentures too!

**ToodlesTheCat** · November 6th, 2008, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by sweetness

Messes with his dentures too!

Hahahahahaha..they get under the plate!

**buttmunch** · November 6th, 2008, 12:07 AM

I never understood why she married him in the first place. I mean, she wasn't poor and he is the crypt keeper.

**badgers!** · November 6th, 2008, 12:35 AM

I normally don't condone cheating but man, if I were married to that hideous thing I'd cheat too. What did he expect?

**Sweetie** · November 6th, 2008, 11:03 AM

"powerful painkiller Vicodin"

That's the first lie.

**MsChiff** · November 6th, 2008, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by mrs.v

He looks like an older Fabio to me.

**Sialia** · November 6th, 2008, 11:41 AM

In what universe is this Hector Penate dude a "B-list actor"? According to IMDb, his biggest roles were "Waiter" on an episode of King of Queens and "Clerk" on an episode of South Beach.

Actually, I bet he planted this himself to get PR. The "multiple sources" are Hector and his publicist.

**Pippin** · November 10th, 2008, 09:43 AM

If I was married to that old sun-baked lizard, I'd cheat on him, too. He's sicknin', just sicknin'!

Look what I found:

Larry King

Couldn't bang Marilyn Chambers at a Miami radio station when the opportunity arose (er, presented itself).

Google Image Result for http://www.nndb.com/people/429/000022363/larry-king-msht.jpg

Even as a younger guy, he wasn't good-looking.