Lance Armstrong, Ashley Olsen romance: ‘I’m not a dirty old man’

[Lalique]

Originally Posted by tkdgirl

Dirty old man is just one of the names I'd call him. Lance is just disgusting. He's a starfucking attention whore. Not much of a Sheryl Crow fan anymore, but I hope to high Heaven she has a voo doo doll and is poking that thing with a thousand pins- all in the crotch.

I hope his ex-wife who he dumped right after she had twins has a voo doo doll of him, too. What a pathetic, has-been, starfucker.

[Grimmlok]

38 year old fucking a 21 year old?

Dude, wtf. You're one-balling someone half your age.

Grow the fuck up.

Love,

Me.

[czb]

Originally Posted by sweetness

Yeah, but she is a cute (well sorta) . . . He's not even cute, and didn't he cheat on his wife to be with Sheryl Crow?

he and his wife split long before sheryl was on the scene. and the word in cycling circles is that his wife cheated on him while he was training in girona, and that caused the split. but who knows? he's a great athlete but an icky guy.

[ManxMouse]

Hey Lance, go take care of your THREE little kids, who you and your ex-wife went to great lengths to conceive, and whose existence you use now and then to try to look like a father who cares. Fugly, one-balled manwhore.

[Palermo]

For a guy with only one nut he sure gets around

[aabbcc]

If my dad was here, he'd say Lance is a perfect name for the guy because his head comes to a point. And then he would laugh and laugh.

[tkdgirl]

Originally Posted by aabbcc

If my dad was here, he'd say Lance is a perfect name for the guy because his head comes to a point. And then he would laugh and laugh.

Yeah, but which head?

[ManxMouse]

Originally Posted by czb

he and his wife split long before sheryl was on the scene. and the word in cycling circles is that his wife cheated on him while he was training in girona, and that caused the split.

He and his wife split before Sheryl was on the scene, but he was definitely the one who cheated on his wife, not vice versa.

[cmmdee]

Yeah, cause if you have to say you're "not a dirty old man" then you aren't.
He seems really icky to me and not just cause he sucked face with her. Rumor is he is supposedly a major fucktard/self-absorbed dude.

[gas_chick]

Both are consenting adults and she could do a lot worse. He has his own money and isn't KFed.

[Cali]

I think Ashley is way smarter than to be used by anyone for publicity. The Olsen twins manage to mostly stay out of the media, and its not by accident. They are very business-savvy.

[Lily]

Ugh. I don't care what anyone says, the age difference is GROSS and CREEPY and he IS a dirty old man.

[cynic]

And he likes girls who look like monkeys.....

[Lily]

Originally Posted by Palermo

For a guy with only one nut he sure gets around

hee hee hee

[potato_chips]

Dirty old man and dirty looking Olsen..... seems like a match made in garbage.