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About LinkBacksGet that dick Lana! I don't know why she wanted to talk about this, but if she likes it, I love it....
Get that dick Lana! I don't know why she wanted to talk about this, but if she likes it, I love it....
What Kind of Welfare, Witchcraft Hocus Pocus Hoedown is this?!
You're so edgy, Lana
I'm starting to feel about her like I feel about Jennifer Lawrence. Just shut the fuck up. This doesn't make you "real" or "relatable." It's TMI, and we don't care if you've fucked 1 or 100 guys, you are still annoying.
"Thankfully I'm an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer."
"I think she's psychotic...what do I do?" - Jenny Schecter
Sextape with fat Axl!!!
Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
I dislike groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.-George Carlin
What a great way to prove to the general public (not just your angst-y teen following) that you actually have talent and that you're not just some manufactured, walking piece of plastic and filler with an auto-tuned microphone:
Tell the public you slept with a lot of people in the industry that didn't do anything for you in return.
hashtagwinning
Katy, urine danger, gurl! - BITTER
Why would she get STDs? Did she say she had unprotected sex or are you more concerned with the volume of her lovers?Originally Posted by HeartShapedBox
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Do you mean number of lovers or is this question coming from a size queen perspective?
"But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin
Well I am a self confessed size queen, so..........
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
There are a lot of STD's you can catch even when using protection.
uh, and you can catch them from just having sex with one person.......knock the slut shaming shit off.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
I want to slut shame her cause I hate her face. Please.
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
ok. or we can shame her for the truly unforgivable crime- her music.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
some people say it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean, i say i'd rather ride on a yacht than a dinghy.Well I am a self confessed size queen, so..........
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
I'm okay with that.
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
meh. there are worse out there - katie perry, for example. lana del rey is muzak for the faux-art set. most likely she confuses rimbaud with rambo.
She has got nothing to say, nothing! She's lucky she's living in the age of autotune and (wonky) plastic surgery. I wonder if she had it all done on the same day like Heidi Montag?
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