Kristen Stewart Cheated on Robert Pattinson with Married Director

**twitchy2.0** · August 7th, 2012, 05:06 AM

Originally Posted by faithanne

TL;DR - summary anyone?

"MAYBE JUST MAYBE.Don’t u think media is all behind everything?"

**Pinkii** · August 7th, 2012, 06:43 AM

this thread always cheers me up

**mjw** · August 7th, 2012, 01:13 PM

Liberty Ross sans wedding ring.

She’s fucking fabulous! How great does she look here? The confidence, strength, and her head held high is so amazing! She is a true class act! Rupert Sanders what in the fuck were you thinking?

Kristen's hair is sexier than me.

I know Rob is hurting and he didn't make the mistake. But I believe if you are truly in love with someone, you will do whatever it takes to stay together and work things out. I think Kristen was being truthful and this was a one time thing. I don't think Rob should leave Kristen over a few hugs and kisses. If he leaves Kris over this, I will be disappointed in him. He will not be the man I think he is. Kristen will be better off to pursue other things.

To all Robsteners, Krisbians and Robsessed...

Keep holding on, cause you know we will make it through.
Just stay strong, cause you know I’m here for you.

No matter what the truth is, believe in what you believe cause they can’t bring us down.

See, I was FINE with the whole Robsten thing. I went through my five stages and settled calmly on acceptance. Or well, a stage that didn’t include moping. Whatever. But then today I ventured out to the shops for the first time since the news broke.

In the car, the radio host started talking about the issue. *ALARM BELLS* OH NO! She then babbles on about how Rob’s deliciously hot and coveted by women all over the world. (True, but so what? Does that make the situation worse for you?) And THEN…she goes on about how married men are like FORBIDDEN FRUIT and la dee da. Excuse me, bitch? What did you just say about Kristen? That is not what happened. By then, I was ready to punch her in the mouth through my radio. She loves to gossip. But hey, I’m here at the shops. Yay.

I do my thing. I step up to the check-out. My eyes zoom in on the magazine with Robsten on the cover. Apparently, Kristen has CRACKED and Rob has PACKED HIS BAGS. Insert dramatic picture of Kristen looking CRACKED.

So I was fine in my own little bubble. When the media shoves it in my face with their atrocious stories?

One thing I don't understand is that a lot of people who think Robert pattinson and Kristen Stewarts relationship is a pr stunt seem to be the same people who say they cannot act. But if this is the case than wouldn't that actually mean that they are both good enough actors to fool countless numbers of people for the past 4years? Just a thought.

Robsten fans this is what we have to do you guys.

KRISBIANS (I have to say again) CLOSE your EYES and keep on loving Kristen. WE DON'T CARE!!!!!. Buy a forest and get lost (A forest in Forks, perhaps? ROLF). Live and LET LIVE. I just want to HAVE FUN with the whole showbiz shit, because this "scandal" confirms what showbiz is: SHIT, fantasy, UNREALITY, LOL. I speak spanish, In which another language you want to read it?. GET OUT OF HERE. Live long and prosper... out of this blog.

LEAVE KRISTEN STEWART ALONE!!!
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Kristen after all she has been through.!

She lost a Teen Choice Award to Jennifer Lawrence , she went through a movie with Jodie Foster when she was thirteen. She had the plot of a single, dull book split into two movies just for the fans!!!

Her boyfriend turned out to be not that great of an actor, eclipsed by Andrew Garfield, and now she’s going through a break up. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of her.

SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Kristen is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.

She hasn’t been in a critically acclaimed movie since Adventureland. Her next movie is called “Breaking Dawn” for a reason because all you people do is BREAK! BREAK-BREAK, BREAK: BREAK!.

LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even played Bella for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE KRISTEN ALONE!…..Please.

Liberty Ross talked about the perfect Snow White and said Kristen was very transfixing with a modern, cool edge.

Speaking of modern and cool, when is it modern and cool to publicly bash someone who cheated on her British boyfriend with a married man twice her age?

Leave Kristen Alone Please…. !
Leave Kristen Stewart alone!…right now!….I mean it.!

Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.

LEAVE HER ALONE!

**MsChiff** · August 7th, 2012, 01:19 PM

**twitchy2.0** · August 7th, 2012, 01:20 PM

KRISBIANS (I have to say again) CLOSE your EYES and keep on loving Kristen. WE DON'T CARE!!!!!. Buy a forest and get lost (A forest in Forks, perhaps? ROLF). Live and LET LIVE. I just want to HAVE FUN with the whole showbiz shit, because this "scandal" confirms what showbiz is: SHIT, fantasy, UNREALITY, LOL. I speak spanish, In which another language you want to read it?. GET OUT OF HERE. Live long and prosper... out of this blog.

ROLF??? Rolling On Lawn Farting?

**Waterslide** · August 7th, 2012, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by twitchy2.0

ROLF??? Rolling On Lawn Farting?

I started laughing when I read ROLF, too, but all I could think of was Rolf the dog. Rolling on Lawn Farting is probably what the authoress really meant though....LOL

**Butterfly** · August 7th, 2012, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by MsChiff

That is funny!

The fact is menstrual blood will actually repel sharks, because it is dead blood and smells wrong. I live is S. Florida and like to go to the beach and I was worried about chumming up sharks so I looked it up...

**MsChiff** · August 7th, 2012, 04:17 PM

^LMFAO! good to know hahaha

**mjw** · August 7th, 2012, 04:23 PM

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**Fran** · August 7th, 2012, 10:34 PM

There must not be any Twitards where I live, because today every lane at Walmart had US Weekly and other magazines with the cheating headline.

**Novice** · August 8th, 2012, 06:20 AM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

That is funny!

The fact is menstrual blood will actually repel sharks, because it is dead blood and smells wrong. I live is S. Florida and like to go to the beach and I was worried about chumming up sharks so I looked it up...

That's good to know!

**Kittylady** · August 8th, 2012, 06:50 AM

Kristen's hair is sexier than me.

Considering this has come from a Twitard I'd think that it's a safe bet that even a sea pig is sexier.

**rockchick** · August 8th, 2012, 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by Honeythorn

I was JUST gonna post this. I am crying from laughing at this shit. This is the best.

ETA: This cracked me up: "Oh shit the Robsten ship is turning into the Titanic"

I haven't laughed this hard in a looong time. OMG I'm hurtin'!!!!

**gardenwitch** · August 8th, 2012, 12:38 PM

Robert Pattinson Appearing On 'The Daily Show' On Monday: Actor's First Interview Since Cheating Scandal

Posted: 08/08/2012 11:01 am Updated: 08/08/2012 11:01 am

Robert Pattinson is about to officially come out of hiding.
In promotion for his upcoming film "Cosmopolis," Pattinson will appear on "The Daily Show" on Aug. 13, giving host Jon Stewart his first interview since news broke that his girlfriend Kristen Stewart cheated on him with director Rupert Sanders, reports Gossip Cop.
"The Daily Show" managed to snag the coveted first interview away from "Good Morning America," where Pattinson will be appearing next Wednesday.
According to the website it's more than doubtful that Pattinson will use the appearances to "open up" about being cheated on or the current status of his relationship with Stewart. Neither "Twilight" star has ever been one to speak openly about their relationship, which was one of the reasons it was so surprising that Stewart actually named Pattinson as the person she loves and respects most in her bizarre apology for cheating on him.
Likewise, Pattinson has refused to talk about his life off-camera:
"My private life is off-limit. I've never spoken about my flirts, I'm not a man for short and superficial love affairs. I don't talk about my relationships with female friends, not to mention how I don't talk about my relationship with Kristen Stewart, an actress I admire because she's a real person, and a real actress," he told Italy's Style magazine in March 2011.

Robert Pattinson Appearing On 'The Daily Show' On Monday: Actor's First Interview Since Cheating Scandal

I will actually watch this! I know he says he will not discuss his personal life, but John Stewart always has a way of getting his guest to reveal something! Even if it is just a laugh. I love him!

Much better than a Good Morning America kiss ass interview!