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I want to have a word with (aka a frying pan to the head) all the television people that sit down and think, "Hmmm, what does television REALLY need? I know! More talk shows!"
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Kris Jenner Tried to ‘Bribe’ Me, Says Columnist Who Slammed Her New Talk Show
Posted on Jul 20, 2013 @ 7:17AM | By Radar Staff
Kris Jenner is trying to “bribe” her way to a better review of her new show, Kris, says the newspaper columnist who received the loot from the Kardashian momager.
Linda Stassi, columnist for the New York Post, had slammed Kris, saying Jenner had as much right hosting a show as her “talentless daughter had for hosting a talent show” and that she came across as a “demented Norma Desmond.”
Jenner apparently saw a way to convince Stassi otherwise.
On Thursday, the journalist received what she called her “first bribe,” a dozen Magnolia cupcakes and a $325 sterling silver Tiffany pen!
In a note to Stassi, Jenner wrote that perhaps she could use the pen to write a “better review next time.”
Stassi points out that she’s not allowed to accept bribes and then had some fun at Jenner’s expense, writing (on her computer, not with the pen):
“I cannot be bought – for a pen. A pen and pencil set, maybe – but just a pen? To improve your rating, Mrs. Kardashian-Jenner, either you somehow become interesting, which given the data seems as likely as the pope turning Jewish, or you do better with the bribes.”
Stassi isn’t the only TV critic to savage Jenner’s talk show.
Reviews — and ratings — have been devastatingly bad.
“Horrible, boring, self-involved,” wrote one. “Unwatchable,” said another.
The show is on a six-week trial run.
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I like this Linda Stassi. She needs to join GR.![]()
Pimp Mama Kris is such a piece of shit. Seriously though, if you are going to bribe someone, a silver pen and cupcakes are lame ass. How about a new Ipad? Dumb bitch. Not that Stassi would fall for it.
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PMK thinks of herself as so charming and delightful, that she thinks she can buy one off with cupcakes.
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Kris Jenner’s Talk Show — Canceled
Kris Jenner has been told by FOX executives that her six-week trial run at being a talk show host will be just that — it’s not coming back for a second run.
The mother-of-six turned manager was recently told, “There is no chance the talk show is going to get a green light from FOX. The ratings were averaging an abysmal 0.8 and advertisers were less than enthusiastic about it.”
“Kris did get a ratings bump for her last show when Kanye West revealed the first baby pic of daughter, North West, with Kim, but that was a one time shot in the arm and it wouldn’t be indicative of what the ratings trend would be,” the source close to the production told RadarOnline.com.
The revelation about Jenner’s demise leaves few standing in the crowded field of daytime talkers, including Katie Couric, Steve Harvey, as well as fall hopefuls Queen Latifah and Bethenny Frankel.
Jeff Probst and Ricki Lake were also cancelled after one season.
“It’s a very crowded market and Kris didn’t do anything to set herself apart from the field. Believe it or not, most of America doesn’t want to hear about the Kardashian’s for an hour everyday,” the source revealed.
FOX’s panel-format talk show The Real — which, like Kris, launched its test run on July 15 — is “expected to be picked up” after it edged out Kris in the key female demographics.
FOX isn’t expected to make a formal announcement for a few weeks, out of respect to current situation engulfing the family ‹ the marital crisis of Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom.
“It will be announced in a low key fashion, probably on a Friday afternoon so it won’t generate a ton of negative press for Kris,” the insider added.
Kris Jenner’s Talk Show — Axed | Radar Online
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Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
Please let this be the beginning of the end.
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Score!!!!
"Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs
"Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie
Poor girl, maybe Kris and her wife can try a sex tape next...
Roll over & go back to sleep, no one wants to see you show!
Vera Donovan: (Dolores Claiborne) : Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.
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