Surely she realised the boots were too tight when it took three assistants and a bottle of lube to get them up over her knees!
Surely she realised the boots were too tight when it took three assistants and a bottle of lube to get them up over her knees!
Every single thread that she's wearing is distended.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
She looks like she's trying out for a high school production of Night Porter.
Jfc
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, let's have lots of drinks.
Fuck you all, I'm going viral.
I take back my last post in the clothing thread, this is the greatest. She can't possibly top this. Every piece
look complicated and uncomfortable. I hate rearranging and tugging on anything I'm wearing. She'd have to fuss with that top, pull down the skirt, pull up the boots (although they look like they are strangling her thighs) and then hold that coat onto her shoulders so her butt isn't photographed.
And it's been 80-85 degrees this week in NYC, and in the mid 70's in the evening. I'm still wearing flip flops and she's got suede boots on. She crazy.
I guess she's so far along, that she has given the spanx a rest for the first time in, what 5 years?
The best part is that we have three months of this left!
"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
She could always stop calling the paps so she can go out without her ass getting photographed, but she couldn't stand that.
Just when you thought it couldnt get any worse..
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