Kontinuous Kardashian Krap

**rollo** · September 4th, 2015, 02:36 PM

I know he is horrendous but what sane person wants to be a Cartrashian toy? Cris probably went through the Book of Rap until she reached the bottom of letter 'T.'

**faithanne** · September 4th, 2015, 03:53 PM

I could look past some of those things, but it's the turtle head that would be the clincher for me. Nobody dates my (imaginary) daughter unless they have a chin.

**czb** · September 4th, 2015, 04:29 PM

agree that it is hard to look past the chinless, but you could look past him rapping about sex with your imaginary daughter?

ewwwwwwww

**faithanne** · September 4th, 2015, 04:49 PM

Probably not, but rapping about it without a chin would be the last straw.

**greysfang** · September 4th, 2015, 08:30 PM

Maybe he can borrow one of Rob's chins.

**WelshSquelch** · September 5th, 2015, 05:38 PM

Just had a catch up of the thread. Going back to Kim and her supposed fertility issues, I seem to remember that Khloe was trying to conceive with Lamar and she went to a fertility doctor and they discovered she had problems. I can't remember what they were but I do remember a lot of sympathy heading Khloe's way, my guess is Kim, who was struggling for popularity at the time as this was just after the split with Kris H and everyone thought she was a joke, then decided to jump on the bandwagon and proclaim that she too had problems with her fertility. I don't buy it for a second, Khloe I tend to believe as I still kinda dig her a little bit but it wouldn't shock me if her issues also turned out to be faked for the show. I don't think anything that came out about any of them would surprise me at this point to be honest!

**Clubber Lang** · September 5th, 2015, 08:43 PM

I remember thinking the same thing years ago when that went down ^

**rollo** · September 6th, 2015, 07:11 AM

Chloe is the one with all the blinds about drug abuse so that would not have helped.

Nothing Cim does now would stop her being a joke, not even getting another divorce.

**GRuser1** · September 6th, 2015, 02:45 PM

When she woke up that morning, though, she found that her lips had blown up — and not in a good way.

Lips can "blow up" in a good way?

(Sorry, just catching up, I could not ignore that sentence, it's too weird)

**happy8** · September 6th, 2015, 07:59 PM

Rob does look thinner in the pic. However, he could be using one of the "thinning" apps I was just reading about last night on the daily mail website......

**NickiDrea** · September 7th, 2015, 08:10 PM

NEWS

NORTH WEST

OFF THE CHAIN CUTENESS

7 Hours Ago

Let there be no doubt ... Kanye West has the most adorable chick in the game wearing his chain -- as 'Hova once put it.
North West stepped out with Mom Monday in NYC but her outfit -- complete with combat boots and a fat gold chain -- was clearly an homage to Dad, who frequently rocks the exact same look ... in adult sizes.
Whether she's copying Kanye or Kim Kardashian ... North has learned to work the mini-me thing for all it's worth.

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WHY are they making poor North wear such a hideous outfit??

And WHY do they insist on "styling" this poor child's hair like that? They are going to destroy it. You cannot do that constantly to ethnic hair. Poor little girl will have no edges by the time she's 5! Every time I see her her hair is pulled so tight it looks ridiculous. In fairness to Kim, she probably has no idea how to style it but still!

Edit: North is looking cuter than she did in the past. She favors my oldest two now. But does she ever smile?

**Raff** · September 7th, 2015, 09:41 PM

Poor child always looks so uncomfortable.

**tulip** · September 7th, 2015, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by NickiDrea

NEWS

NORTH WEST

OFF THE CHAIN CUTENESS

7 Hours Ago

Let there be no doubt ... Kanye West has the most adorable chick in the game wearing his chain -- as 'Hova once put it.
North West stepped out with Mom Monday in NYC but her outfit -- complete with combat boots and a fat gold chain -- was clearly an homage to Dad, who frequently rocks the exact same look ... in adult sizes.
Whether she's copying Kanye or Kim Kardashian ... North has learned to work the mini-me thing for all it's worth.

Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Celebrity News | TMZ.com
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WHY are they making poor North wear such a hideous outfit??

And WHY do they insist on "styling" this poor child's hair like that? They are going to destroy it. You cannot do that constantly to ethnic hair. Poor little girl will have no edges by the time she's 5! Every time I see her her hair is pulled so tight it looks ridiculous. In fairness to Kim, she probably has no idea how to style it but still!

Edit: North is looking cuter than she did in the past. She favors my oldest two now. But does she ever smile?

What does it mean that her hair will have "no edges" -- I've read that before, not sure what it means. She is a cute kid. I wish they would stop treating her like a dress up doll.

**Makisa** · September 7th, 2015, 10:05 PM

That Nori pic makes me a little sad. She should be wearing preschooler approved breakaway necklaces, made with chubby beads and heart shaped bubble wands.

**NickiDrea** · September 7th, 2015, 10:13 PM

^^^ Afro-textured hair (North's looks to be 3C) hair is very delicate and needs special care. The edges (the finer baby hairs and the first part of your hairline) are one of the most delicate parts of hair. When you pull them too much, they will start to break off and/or thin out. If you do it over a prolonged period of time you basically won't have edges anymore. You see this a lot with people who braid or twist their hair too tight.

That's why little black girls or kids with Afro-textured hair should tend towards protective hairstyles that don't pull the edges too much. They should avoid too-right ponytails and braids. If you mess up a little kid's edges it can mess up their hairline as they get older. They shouldn't be styling her baby hair either for the same reasons.

Edit: It actually looks like her side edges are already being damaged. Loose ponytails, Kim!