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    Kelly Osbourne said when she was homed schooled the tutor would come over and she'd just pay her to write the essays and take the tests for her. I'm pretty sure that Kylie did the same thing.

    Remember when Jodie Foster inspired a whole generation of young actresses to go to Yale?
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    jodie went to a REAL school and got a baccalaureate. comparing kylie to jodie is like comparing a warthog to a gazelle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tulip View Post

    I hope Kim has started a fund for North's therapy. She's going to need a buttload of it.
    No, but I expect that there's money put aside for her first butt and tit implants when she hits puberty.
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    Free Nori! This is worse than seeing Suri papped every night.
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    So, did she go to a graduation ceremony with regular students, or are the cape and gown just props for the show like everything else in their lives?
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    Quote Originally Posted by idunno View Post
    So, did she go to a graduation ceremony with regular students, or are the cape and gown just props for the show like everything else in their lives?
    Everyone graduated in May/June -- I think it's just a photo opp. No one I know graduates from high school with their boobs hanging out of their gown.
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    It could have been worse

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
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    I'm actually surprised she didn't go for this. In black, of course, to make it legit!

    I read that Ryan Seacrest is throwing her a graduation party. How I hate him for foisting these people into our lives. Of course, he's laughing all the way to the bank!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BelledeJour View Post
    So it did happen:

    Those nails !
    I'm pretty sure this could be the start of a very good porn movie. Anyway, it won't be long till she also releases her own sex tape
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiny Pixie View Post
    Those nails !
    I'm pretty sure this could be the start of a very good porn movie. Anyway, it won't be long till she also releases her own sex tape
    Porn movie title: Kylie's ABCs: Ass, Blow jobs,and cocks

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    Isn't cleavage what everyone wears to their HS grad ceremony?
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    Khloé and Lamar ‘sign divorce papers’


    Khloé and Lamar ‘sign divorce papers’

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    Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom have signed their divorce papers, it has been claimed.

    Reality star Khloé filed for divorce from Lamar back in December 2013 after four years of marriage. However, despite the initial paperwork being entered, the 31-year-old and her athlete former spouse both did nothing to progress the file, apparently even discussing a potential reconciliation. At one point, the lack of activity in the case allegedly caused the judge to threaten to dismiss it entirely.

    Now TMZ.com have claimed that both Khloé and Lamar have both signed the legal documents and filed them with the court last Friday. This paperwork, once signed by the judge, will officially end their marriage.

    The outlet also claims that after much discussion, Khloé and Lamar have also reached a property settlement, meaning that their divorce could go through in just a few days’ time.

    Khloé and Lamar broke up amid rumours he had been unfaithful and abused drugs while they were together.


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    Following their break-up, Khloe insisted that she “wouldn’t change a thing” about her former marriage.

    "Your life is meant for you to understand and process, not to make anyone else happy," she told Cosmopolitan magazine. "I don't have any regrets…you learn as you go."

    Since her split from Lamar, Khloé has been in an on-off relationship with rapper French Montana. She is currently said to be dating NBA player James Harden. However, earlier this week, student Rochelle Relf claimed to have enjoyed a passionate tryst with James shortly after he was first seen out with Khloé.

    The television star has yet to comment on the allegations.

    Meanwhile, Lamar is working to rebuild his personal and professional lives following his split from Khloé.

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    High Maintenance! Kim Kardashian Reportedly Double The Diva During Second Pregnancy – Odd Demands, Cravings & More


    Kim Kardashian Pregnant Diva | Radar Online

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    Kim Kardashian may be a pro with pregnancy now that she’s expecting baby number two, but apparently her demanding behavior has only gotten worse!

    A source reveals that the 34-year-old has a “laundry list” worth of tasks for her weary staff, starting with a chair that one assistant must carry around at all times in case Kim’s feet start to hurt.

    “Kim whines that she needs the chair just in case her feet are hurting,” an insider recently told Life & Style, adding that they always have sneakers ready for when the reality star is tired of her high heel regime.

    As for travel, Kim “demands that she only flies private,” the insider claims, “because she doesn’t want anyone to judge her if she decides to sprawl out.

    The raven-haired beauty has been very open about her pregnancy this time around, even sharing that she’s terrified of gaining as much weight as she did with North.

    So for this pregnancy, Kim has racked up on help from nutritionists and personal trainers, even keeping her personal chef close by when she starts craving Krispy Kreme doughnuts or In-N-Out burgers.

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    Khlozilla Thinks That Her 17-Year-Old Sister Dating A Grown Man Is A “Special Case”

    July 27, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

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    Seen above looking like a Predator working the prosthetic butt that Martin Lawrence wore in Big Momma’s House, Khloe Kartrashian is on the cover of Komplex Complex and in the interview, she brings the heave-summoning jacked-up foolery in heavy doses. Khloe defends Kylie Jenner’s relationship with PedoTyga and also tells us what it sounds like when Pimp Mama Kris fucks. If you really don’t feel like torturing your stomach and soul, skip the words that Khloe sharted up and watch this video of a bull dog trying to climb into a tiny folding chair instead. That bulldog works the “ass out, head over shoulder” pose a million times better than Khlozilla does.

    Khloe once said in an interview with Joy Behar that she lost her virginity at 14 to an 18-year-old and looking back it now, she thinks it was disgusting and regrets doing it. But well, what a difference a “change your tune, whore” check from Pimp Mama Kris makes, because Khloe now tells Complex that Kylie Jenner is pretty much a grown woman. The silicone in Khloe’s ass must’ve somehow traveled to her brain, because she thinks that since 17-year-old Kylie owns her own house and goes to business meetings, it’s okay for her to be with a 25-year-old man and wear an “Eat Me Out” t-shirt. Behold, the logic of a plastic wookie:

    “I think at 16 I was probably fucking someone that was in their 20s, for sure. I wouldn’t say I was even dating, probably just sleeping with them. But again, Kylie is not a normal 17-year-old. You’re not gonna say, “Hey, so what are you doing this weekend?” and have her say, “Having a slumber party at my girlfriend’s,” or “Going to prom.” That’s not what Kylie does. Kylie is taking business meetings and bought her first house, or she’s going on a private plane with Karl Lagerfeld to take a meeting. That’s not even what people do in their 30s. It’s a rare circumstance, so let’s treat this as a special case.”

    Yes, that is exactly how it works. It is 100% okay for a grown dude to prey on a youngin’ as long as that youngin’ goes to business meetings. PedoBear is going to start trolling the playground of the Montessori Business School. If only the pedos on To Catch A Predator knew this piece of info. “But Chris, she told me she goes to business meetings and that makes what I’m doing not illegal. It says so in the Special Kase Law. Look it up!

    Khloe also spewed out this dingle-embedded grossness while talking about how she’s heard the mating sounds of PMK:

    “Hearing them have sex is wild and I’m traumatized. We were downstairs, and we just heard like [claps]. It’s really a traumatizing thing. And the headboard just going…. That shouldn’t happen to anybody, but it’s happened to me a few times with my mom. When I was younger, I was hiding under my mom’s bed for some reason, and her and Bruce started having sex. I was there and I couldn’t leave. I had to stay until it was over.”

    I shouldn’t be so hard on Khloe. It’s obviously that she can’t think right since her brain has been through some traumatic shit. When I was 5 or 6, I was at my auntie’s house and my older cousin was watching Alien, so I watched with her. Brett’s death scene scared the shit out of me and traumatized me for a bit. So I feel Khloe’s pain. I bet the sound of an alien killing a man sounds a lot like PMK boning. And now I’ll really never be able to watch Alien again.

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    Straddling the Sybian.
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