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    She's always got her tits out and he always looks like he's there to do a plumbing job

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clubber Lang View Post
    The only thing that bitch could cook up is a steaming pile of herpes.
    That seriously cracked me up.
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    Lol, I'm watching E! News on the Kardashian network and they say stay tuned for our exclusive interview with Kim. Like they scored some important guest. The "interview" consisted of Kim talking about how exhausting it is trying for baby number 2. And ha ha, Kanye said it wasn't as fun as trying for baby number 1 according to Kim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Lol, I'm watching E! News on the Kardashian network and they say stay tuned for our exclusive interview with Kim. Like they scored some important guest. The "interview" consisted of Kim talking about how exhausting it is trying for baby number 2. And ha ha, Kanye said it wasn't as fun as trying for baby number 1 according to Kim.


    Translation: The surrogate isn't pregnant yet.

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    Additional Translation: Like, umm, like the fist time, we like, umm you know, like we had him jerk off and then my mom and sisters shot me full of Kanye's spunk with a turkey baster, and well, you know, I like had a baby, you know. Not that was, like, you know, like hard and I got like really fat, and you know, like people made like fun of me you know. And you know, like Ricardo got like CRAZY mad that you know, Kanye was like growing, like, in me. So like this time, you know, my body can't like take that like again. My ass might, you know, like, explode cuz I like can't stop eating when I like have an excuse you know. So like, we will you know, pay some lady to like carry it ,you know like that baby, like this time. Ricardo will like, you know, be so like happy.
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    I like your avatar sprynkles! Cute, cute!
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    Awww, thanks.

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    The images that haven't been retouched show what a wide load she really is. Kanye looks EXACTLY like his South Park character in this pic.

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    How much do you love that Kim and Beyonce showed up in similar designs. How much do you wanna bet that Beyonce hates that.
    BTW Beyonce's hair is ridiculous.
    Also the theme was China, I don't get that from their outfits. All I get is 'look at meee'.
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    It's like a swan took one look at Kanye in velvet and vomited all over Kim. And then we have Good 'N Plenty Beyonce.
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    Kim's waste is almost as wide as her shoulders.
    "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

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    I saw that photo and I thought of this thread! She looks ridiculous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clubber Lang View Post
    Kim's waste is almost as wide as her shoulders.
    That is a perfect typo! Everything about Kim is waste. LOL
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    It must be horrible to be constantly displayed semi-nude like a prize heifer.
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    I have some famous friends and I have mostly not famous friends.

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    I really hate those see through dresses, no class and tacky as hell. I don't want to see anybody's nipples, labia, butt crack.

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