Kontinuous Kardashian Krap

**SHELLEE** · January 17th, 2019, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by dolem

Stop right there. No one needs to be ruining cottage cheese.

Hahaha, nothing is going to ruin cheese for me no matter what kind!

**sprynkles** · January 17th, 2019, 03:05 PM

I recall garbage bags full of cottage cheese being bandied about many years ago.

**fgg** · January 17th, 2019, 04:09 PM

^that's exactly where cottage cheese should be - the garbage!

**SHELLEE** · January 17th, 2019, 04:23 PM

No way! I love cottage cheese.

**Moongirl** · January 17th, 2019, 04:34 PM

^^So do I; I'll serve some in a small bowl, sprinkle a little salt over it and eat with Fritos or just with a spoon...

**denny** · January 17th, 2019, 04:43 PM

It's the creamy thighs Scorpio lover thread in Love and Relationships. And then someone wrote about how there's curdling involved

and it turned to eating crème fraiche/fresh. And that was when I stopped reading because to many odd mental pictures mixed together.

**SHELLEE** · January 17th, 2019, 04:56 PM

Oh yeah, now I remember. Still love it though...

**czb** · January 17th, 2019, 10:53 PM

breakstone cottage cheese with pineapple bits ... YUM

**Waterslide** · January 17th, 2019, 10:59 PM

Cottage cheese is so good, especially the large curd stuff. I throw chives and black pepper in mine. Cream cheese is also magical. And creme fraiche on toast with some smoked salmon and some capers...

That said "curdling" is kind of hysterical and sounds way more sexy/dirty than cuddling.

**SHELLEE** · January 17th, 2019, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by Waterslide

Cottage cheese is so good, especially the large curd stuff. I throw chives and black pepper in mine. Cream cheese is also magical. And creme fraiche on toast with some smoked salmon and some capers...

That said "curdling" is kind of hysterical and sounds way more sexy/dirty than cuddling.

Stop saying “curdling”! It’s worse than “Moist “!

**Waterslide** · January 17th, 2019, 11:19 PM

LOL but I keep imagining that's how Edith Bunker would pronounce "cuddle" though!

**denny** · January 18th, 2019, 10:14 AM

I hope I'm not the party pooper now. If you still want to enjoy cottage and cream cheese, don't read further.

For me, the image of curdling and cottage cheese is connected to yeast infections ever since the Vagina Dialogues and the talk about it in my women's health group. And I'm not the only one, a quick search showed me many hits about curdled vaginas and cottage cheese.

(Please don't misunderstand me, I am all for women's health and talking openly about genitals, it's not vaginas I fear. Vaginas are fun and not a dirty organ never to be talked about! It's just the thought of fungus, bacteria and yeast mixed with cheese that causes a mental/visual aversion reflex in me.

Quote (white text): Tis the season for curdled vaginas. Gross, right? But it’s so common. 3 out of 4 women will have a vaginal yeast infection. It commonly affects a wide range of females from 14-60. Female children are also at risk but it is not as common. Many women complain of extreme vaginal itching and a thick white discharge resembling cottage cheese or curdled milk. Other symptoms often include redness and inflammation of the vulva and vagina. You can also have an unpleasant odor. Some of my patients actually describe it as a “yeasty smell”. It is also not uncommon to experience pain or burning with urination and sex.
source: Vagina Dialogues: Curdled Vaginas - This Mama Wines