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    PUBLISHED: 23:02 EST, 14 January 2019


    Kim Kardashian confirmed that she and husband Kanye West are expecting a baby boy via surrogate during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live.


    Speaking on Watch What Happens Live on Monday night, host Andy Cohen, 50, asked Kim, 38, outright if she and husband Kanye, 41, were expecting their fourth child.


    'We are,' Kim confirmed while adding that the due date was 'sometime soon'.


    Kim, who was joined by her sisters Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian on the couch, told Andy: 'It's a boy, I think it's been out there.'










    Andy also asked about their feud status with Blac Chyna, 30, who has a two-year-old daughter Dream with their brother Rob, 31.
    'Still in a lawsuit,' Kim replied.




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    I wonder how many injectables and plastic surgery operations are sitting on that couch and JFC what is going on with Chole? I
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    Quote Originally Posted by azoria View Post

    PUBLISHED: 23:02 EST, 14 January 2019


    Kim Kardashian confirmed that she and husband Kanye West are expecting a baby boy via surrogate during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live.


    Speaking on Watch What Happens Live on Monday night, host Andy Cohen, 50, asked Kim, 38, outright if she and husband Kanye, 41, were expecting their fourth child.


    'We are,' Kim confirmed while adding that the due date was 'sometime soon'.


    Kim, who was joined by her sisters Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian on the couch, told Andy: 'It's a boy, I think it's been out there.'










    Andy also asked about their feud status with Blac Chyna, 30, who has a two-year-old daughter Dream with their brother Rob, 31.
    'Still in a lawsuit,' Kim replied.

    More: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...s-Angeles.html
    They are so overtly bizarre. That's probably their fascination. No fiction could have imagined such a family, that built a dynasty on porn with a mom as a madam. Maybe John Irving could have written something like that in his "The world according to Garp" days (remember, a nurse stealing semen from a brain dead soldier in hospital to get pregnant... )

    Everything is product, advertising, fake feelings, acting, appearance, surgeries, drugs and feuds and drama. They are right out of a dystopian novel, like the Hunger Games, they could live in the lavishly rich, superficial, plastic beautiful people Capitol. No morals, nothing. It's only always about displaying lips and tits.
    But I have bad news for you all: Kris, Kim, Kloe, Kendall, Kourtney - we will all die sooner or later and there is no lycra and social media in the afterlife

    I hope I will be able to see the days when they come into Joyce Wildenstein or Priscilla Presley territory, with the amount of shit they have done to themselves, it will be my guilty pleasure to see them turn to the real freaks they are.
    “You think I look like like a clown?” Kourtney shot back. “Well, you look you just won the Tour de France and you’re cycling around town.”

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    Awesome post, Denny!!

    Especially: "there is no Lycra or social media in the afterlife." 👍

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    Quote Originally Posted by denny View Post
    They are so overtly bizarre. That's probably their fascination. No fiction could have imagined such a family, that built a dynasty on porn with a mom as a madam. Maybe John Irving could have written something like that in his "The world according to Garp" days (remember, a nurse stealing semen from a brain dead soldier in hospital to get pregnant... )

    Everything is product, advertising, fake feelings, acting, appearance, surgeries, drugs and feuds and drama. They are right out of a dystopian novel, like the Hunger Games, they could live in the lavishly rich, superficial, plastic beautiful people Capitol. No morals, nothing. It's only always about displaying lips and tits.
    But I have bad news for you all: Kris, Kim, Kloe, Kendall, Kourtney - we will all die sooner or later and there is no lycra and social media in the afterlife

    I hope I will be able to see the days when they come into Joyce Wildenstein or Priscilla Presley territory, with the amount of shit they have done to themselves, it will be my guilty pleasure to see them turn to the real freaks they are.
    You are spot on. It is all so very bizarre. Can you imagine living your life completely inauthentically? They do nothing of value and they make a fortune. So many people are fascinated with them, but there is nothing real there to admire or aspire to. It is such a sad commentary on our values.
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    Quote Originally Posted by denny View Post
    They are so overtly bizarre. That's probably their fascination. No fiction could have imagined such a family, that built a dynasty on porn with a mom as a madam. Maybe John Irving could have written something like that in his "The world according to Garp" days (remember, a nurse stealing semen from a brain dead soldier in hospital to get pregnant... )

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    John Irving is better than those hos deserve, but I think the rest of us deserve that novel to be written.
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    Garp was my first novel by Irving and it really disturbed me but I could not stop reading it, it was such a well written accident.
    “You think I look like like a clown?” Kourtney shot back. “Well, you look you just won the Tour de France and you’re cycling around town.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by denny View Post
    They are so overtly bizarre. That's probably their fascination. No fiction could have imagined such a family, that built a dynasty on porn with a mom as a madam. Maybe John Irving could have written something like that in his "The world according to Garp" days (remember, a nurse stealing semen from a brain dead soldier in hospital to get pregnant... )

    Everything is product, advertising, fake feelings, acting, appearance, surgeries, drugs and feuds and drama. They are right out of a dystopian novel, like the Hunger Games, they could live in the lavishly rich, superficial, plastic beautiful people Capitol. No morals, nothing. It's only always about displaying lips and tits.
    But I have bad news for you all: Kris, Kim, Kloe, Kendall, Kourtney - we will all die sooner or later and there is no lycra and social media in the afterlife

    I hope I will be able to see the days when they come into Joyce Wildenstein or Priscilla Presley territory, with the amount of shit they have done to themselves, it will be my guilty pleasure to see them turn to the real freaks they are.
    You forgot Kylie. 😂
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    (Do I need a NSFW warning here? - I've just used some f-words and some not so nice words for male genitals So many years on this forum, but I still don't really know the cultural cues and fine tuning of when it's appropriate to use them as a non-native. Please bear with me.)

    ^oh damn, see. They are are such interchangeable clones and products now and no individual characters. They have already morphed into each other. Now as they are posing with their children and are all aunts to each other, it's harder to tell them apart or which child belongs to which mother or even how many of those children there are. I lost count. Oh, I said mother. Probably should have said nannys and assistants. I wouldn't be surprised if they don't swap husbands and rappers and boyfriends once a while. Hey, it all stays in the family, why not share the dick as they do it with their surgeons, fat tissue, cosmetics, yachts whatever. I'm sure, there are no real moral boundaries if you have built your fortune on a porn tape.

    The more children there are, the whole family reminds me of Russian matryoshka stacking dolls: you open up the big mother doll, and then there's another doll inside and another and another... all a clone, a replica of the other, same lips, tits, ass.

    And why does Kim have a fourth child is beyond me? Their family and marriage is almost non-existent and on the brink of breaking up, these two don't even live together. There are already nannys and assistents who care for their children. She doesn't even appear motherly at all or as a family type - I rarely see her do normal mom things. Compared to Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba or even Angelina Sholie (edit: Jolie... what a Freudian slip) she seems to be at the other spectrum of motherhood. She's just staging her kids and bringing them to fashion shows and let them wear high heels and stuff - she's into herself, lycra fashion and beaches to parade her fat ass around endlessly. There's no room literally speaking for those kids to breathe - why bring another innocent child into this world. She already has 3 props, non?

    For me it seems just pure exploitation, to have more "pets" to pose with and advertise, to create a new mommy market when the other things will run dry. Hell, Kim gets older, so after her fitness and perfume and thicc ass thin waist stick, she has to find a new horse (and dick? ) to ride on. Why not the wholesome family market, preparing healthy drinks and food, hawking supplements and vitamins for stressed moms. Or strew in some little post-partum depression, vitiligo, eczema, acne or yet another child in there - whatever is relatable to us poor commoners. Or she can go into kid's fashion, create kid's make-up for more empowerment for poor children, or go earth mother route, attachment parenting or go the quiverfull Duggar's lane whatever. If I look at Octomom or even "harmless" people like Hilary Baldwin, Jessica Alba, there are endless possibilities you have by using your children to generate more media interest and income by selling happy mommy shit.

    (I know I'm a freak too by engaging in this freak shit, but I read Octomom's instagram and she's another bizarro - having gone the whole healthy raw vegan earth-mother route and exercising to empower herself and free all the children and women worldwide by this.)

    (You can see I need to vent my steam somewhere, I'm really stressed in my life right now and I need more gorgonzola cheese. This forum is the reason why won't ever be able to eat cream cheese. You all ruined it for me. But jello and cilantro I still like. )
    “You think I look like like a clown?” Kourtney shot back. “Well, you look you just won the Tour de France and you’re cycling around town.”

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    Waaaait, what's wrong with cream cheese? I probably shouldn't ask, but....
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    Someone with a sturdy stomach can explain cheese-gate.
    “You think I look like like a clown?” Kourtney shot back. “Well, you look you just won the Tour de France and you’re cycling around town.”

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    First chocolate and peanut butter, now cream cheese? You guys, what is happening?
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    Quote Originally Posted by denny View Post
    Someone with a sturdy stomach can explain cheese-gate.
    Was it cream cheese or cottage cheese? I don’t remember anything about cream cheese but I can see how cottage cheese could be ruined from this board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Was it cream cheese or cottage cheese? I don’t remember anything about cream cheese but I can see how cottage cheese could be ruined from this board.
    Stop right there. No one needs to be ruining cottage cheese.

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