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    Kris is probably measuring Kylie's empty room for new storage for Kylie's first legal porn. There's an upside to everything.

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    'The bed bangs up against the wall!' Kim Kardashian reveals her mother Kris Jenner is keeping her awake with toyboy Corey Gamble
    By MAILONLINE REPORTER
    PUBLISHED: 23:53 EST, 22 March 2015 | UPDATED: 06:12 EST, 23 March 2015




    She called time on her 23-year marriage to husband Bruce last year and it seems Kris Jenner is in no hurry to walk down the aisle again.

    As her romance with toyboy beau Corey Gamble was seen heating up on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris assured daughter Khloe she was not rushing into another serious relationship.
    'We're just hanging out right now,' the Kardashian family matriarch said coyly when asked by Khloe if they were dating. 'I don't think I will ever get married again.'

    'You can f*** whoever you want, just don't get married right now,' Khloe advised.

    The state of Kris's love life was on everyone's lips on Sunday's episode of the hit reality TV show.
    Speaking to Kylie Jenner, Scott Disick said: 'She's newly single. We've got to get her in the playing field. I just don't know what kind of man she expects or is going to want at this point.'

    'I think the same age, but I don't think she thinks the same age,' Kylie quipped.

    'She thinks the "same age" is 40 and she's not 40,' Scott laughed.

    'She's a cougar,' Kylie said.



    A horrified Kris caught Scott, Kylie and Kendall looking through her text messages to see who she had been flirting with.

    'It must be very difficult to jump back into the dating world 23 years later, but if she's sexting with other guys it's very odd because 20 years ago I don’t think you were getting laid over text messages,' Scott said.



    'I don't know if Kris googled "how to be sexy over text" but she's doing it and it's inappropriate and very uncomfortable.'

    As Kim expressed concern that her mother was ignoring her advice to take it slow, Scott pointed out: 'Didn't you get married both times after a couple of months?'

    It's so annoying that my family is being so judgmental because all I really want to do is live my life.

    'Everybody wants to know what the title is, everybody wants answers. It's like a bunch of haters.'

    'We just want you to be happy and have fun,' Khloe reassured her mother.

    'Life is about having fun,' Kim added.

    Kourtney, meanwhile, managed to upset Kim by kicking up a fuss when her sister asked if she would appear as a character in her Glu Mobile video game.

    'I just don't get why they use our name and likeness but don’t pay us,' she said.
    'Kourtney's always difficult,' Kim told the cameras. 'When we were first starting our careers I would do anything to help them out.'

    Kourtney doesn't have to lift a finger, she doesn't have to do anything. She should do this for me with no questions asked.'

    During a heated row with her sister, Kim said Scott had advised her to buy Kourtney a pair of shoes to sweet-talk her into taking part.

    Kim said: 'I said to Scott 'I'm not buying her a pair of shoes, I bought her a f***ing career. It's just lame to not do me a favour.'

    But the mother-of-one was left stunned when she received a cease and desist letter from Kourtney, ordering her to stop pressing her about the game.

    'Obama has a character and Kourtney Kardashian is being difficult,' Kim laughed.

    But she eventually decided to apologise to her sister for not simply asking her for a favour and told her she had managed to negotiate a fee.

    'I appreciate the apology and I'm happy to do it,' Kourtney said.

    ''I'll get your check over a.s.a.p.' Kim replied.

    While Kourtney and Kim were rowing over video games, Khloe and Scott attended a Halloween party in Ottawa, Canada dressed as a cat and a Saudi Prince.

    Khloe upset her Instagram followers when she posted a photo and captioned it 'Sheik p***y.'

    'I have to be more aware of what I write, even if it's tongue in cheek,' she later admitted.

    Scott confessed he was finding it hard to attend meet and greet events where everyone was drinking around him.

    'Doing events and parties is one of my jobs, so I don't want to mess that up and I feel like I can't go to these things and act like an animal. I just don't want to not be able to drink at all because then all I think about is drinking,' he said.
    Kim Kardashian says mother Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble are keeping her awake | Daily Mail Online

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    these people have no idea what 'inappropriate' means.



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    This is from KUWTK. I thought Cris had dumped him IRL.

    And who buys a 17 year old a nearly $3million home? I have to say, pregnant?
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    I can see Kourtney's point. Forbes estimates that Kim has potentially made $85 MILLION from her game as July 2015. She/the developers should be paying her sister(s) and others for the use of their likeness. Kim Kardashian May Make $85 Million From Her Video Game - Forbes
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    Why is Kim still living with her mother? Didn't she and Kanye buy a new house a few months ago? And who is Corey Gamble and why is Kris shacking up with him? It can't be for his looks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charmed Hour View Post
    I can see Kourtney's point. Forbes estimates that Kim has potentially made $85 MILLION from her game as July 2015. She/the developers should be paying her sister(s) and others for the use of their likeness. Kim Kardashian May Make $85 Million From Her Video Game - Forbes
    It's things like this that make me fear for humanity.
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    Oh, humanity's done. We're on the downward slope now.
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    If this sorry lot is just the view on the downward slope, I dread thinking about what's at the bottom.

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    And no amount of money will ever be enough and they will never stop.
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    Now that the mother got herself a look-like Kanye (kind of) will she bleach her hair too?

    Kylie pregnant? I doubt it, didn't PMK put her on birth control when she was 14 or something. Plus she first have to make a home video (read sex tape) from the moment she is legal.

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    From what I read here, they all live in Calabasas near Mommy, but don't want to live with Mommy. Lots of built in babysitters? From the pics I saw here I surmised that Kris' boyfriend was gay and carried her shopping spree bags.

    If her house is really empty, that Kris could be heading for a big breakdown.

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    He looks gay. Maybe she's a secret carpet muncher, which is why she accepted Bruce's cross dressing.
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    Oy!

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    She goes from Auntie Bruce to this? Am I missing something?
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