Kontinuous Kardashian Krap

[Laurent]

When the thirst is extra real . . .



Kris was sly enough to have Khloe post this on Instagram on her behalf yesterday, as if that's less attention seeking somehow.

[lucianodel]

The head looks Photoshopped in.
The body is not hers, she never had that much hips and that waist on red carpet etc.

[twitchy2.0]

She probably borrowed Kim's body and added her own head.

[Lofty Bike]

I like the halo around her head.

[darksithbunny]

She's beyond thirsty, she's dehydrated.

[Flygirl]

She probably borrowed Kim's body and added her own head.

Why would she borrow Kim's? If I'm going to the effort of photoshopping, I'm going to get a good one, at least.

[arie_skop]

The head looks Photoshopped in.
The body is not hers, she never had that much hips and that waist on red carpet etc.

She probably borrowed Kim's body and added her own head.

I actually thought it was Kim's body

[HeartShapedBox]

Her face looks so swollen. She looks like a walrus.

[pinkbunnyslippers]

Wow! Look at her tiny waist! No photoshop at all!

[Sunnygirl]

When the thirst is extra real . . .



Kris was sly enough to have Khloe post this on Instagram on her behalf yesterday, as if that's less attention seeking somehow.

I thought this was Khloe without makeup or a wig! This pic looks like a cut & paste art project that North did at pre-school.

[rollo]

I actually thought it was Kim's body

Me too. They all look the same now.

[idunno]

Kris' photoshop artist revealed.

[holly]

Oh woman! Showing off her latest plastic surgery in addition to photoshop?
And somehow she's "inherited" an "Armenian" ass now?

Bitch, please. GTFO of here with this shit. No one's buying it.

[fgg]

Kylie Jenner Is Reportedly Pregnant With Boyfriend Travis Scott's Baby — and Is Due in January!

This is quite the birthday surprise for Kylie Jenner! The teen — who turns 20 tomorrow — is reportedly expecting baby No. 1 with boyfriend Travis Scott. Sources told OK! Magazine that the star "couldn't be more excited" about the news!

Friends of Kylie's also revealed to OK! that she allegedly wasn't drinking at a recent birthday party — maybe because she's underage?! — and that she also hasn't been going out as much. In fact, her own birthday party is supposed to be super low-key, which adds even more fuel to these reports. "Kylie kept to herself with the excuse that she was focused on her new makeup line,” sources told the mag. “But we all think she’s staying out of the spotlight until she’s ready to share her news. She’s been keeping low-key for months now, and everyone thinks she’s pregnant.”

She and Travis — who have only been dating for, like, five minutes — have reportedly been off birth control for a while. A previous source told OK in June, "They’re not using protection and she’s told a bunch of people that Travis is baby daddy material. Kylie’s moving way too fast with Travis but this is the way she rolls." They added that Trav is allegedly "laughing it off because he doesn’t think she’s serious, but he won’t be seeing the funny side when she tells him they’re expecting." Now that she's reportedly four months along, we wonder if he still thinks this is all a joke!

If, in fact, the star is with child, she will be due around the same time as sister Kim's surrogate. Awww. And since the report comes just after the announcement that the lip kit mogul has made $420 million by selling lipsticks, it doesn't sound like she'll have any difficulty paying for diapers...

Is Kylie Jenner Pregnant? Find Out! - In Touch Weekly

[czb]

huh?

i thought she was going out with turtle guy??