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    This bitch has the IQ of a speed bump. And from that other bitch Perez Hilton:

    When it comes to her baby girl, Kim Kardashian has gotten a lot more relaxed about how much of North West she shares with the world.
    Which is good news for us because Nori is adori!
    [ Related: North West Takes A High Fashion Risk In Paris ]
    It was actually a conscious choice that she made to expose her daughter to more and more of the world, whether it's sitting at fashion shows or being in the pages ofVogue magazine. Kim explained her reasoning, saying:
    "At first I was like: ‘I'm not going to Instagram photos' or I'm going to try to totally change my life.' But it was really prohibiting me from spending time with my friends and having my daughter grow up with my friends' kids, so I'm a lot less protective than I was."


    I swear she must really think we're all as stupid as she is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers View Post
    North is too young to know about Frozen. She may see the cartoon, but doesn't know the songs, or characters. Maybe a 4 year old, not 2, or how ever old she is.
    Maybe at North's age not so much. My granddaughter is two and a half and just now is into Elmo and anything on sprout. It's funny that she doesn't like Frozen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers View Post
    North is too young to know about Frozen. She may see the cartoon, but doesn't know the songs, or characters. Maybe a 4 year old, not 2, or how ever old she is.
    At 1 my daughter was all about Elmo. By 2 she discovered Disney and before 2.5 she was singing songs from Mulan. Nori isn't even 2 yet…although she probably has spent more time with Elsa and the Frozen crew than her parents and she never seems comfortable around Kim, so maybe this was an attempt to have Nori not seem so traumatized every time she's with Kim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    She looks like ten pounds of shit crammed into a five pound bag.

    Anyways, who called it months and months ago for Kim using a surrogate? Apparently that's going to be a major storyline in the next round of KUWTK bollocks.

    'I've been having sex 500 times a day': Kim Kardashian vents frustration over trying to get pregnant ...and reveals she may have to find a surrogate

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    Kim Kardashian was exhausted on Sunday's premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians as her frequent attempts to get pregnant with her second child began to take its toll.
    The 34-year-old reality star n was trying so hard to get pregnant with husband Kanye West that she left herself moody and 'exhausted'.
    Kim said she was 'desperate' to conceive a sibling for baby North – to the point where she and Kanye were having intercourse multiple times per day.
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    Trying hard: Kim Kardashian revealed on Sunday's premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians that she's been trying hard to get pregnant with her second child

    Later, at the end of the episode, a scene was showing where Kim said she 'might have to try a surrogate'.
    The show opened with Kim lying supine to allow Kanye's sperm to 'marinade' inside her.
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    'The doctors said I have to lie down for 1- minutes after sex...and I had sex just before you got here,' Kim said as her sisters groaned in disgust.
    Kim during a naked photo shoot called Kanye and made him come to the studio shoot so they could have sex while she was ovulating.

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    'You've got to get it in, when you can get it in,' she said, after admitting they had sex in the bathroom.
    The photos were of Kim completely naked because she was worried her body would 'start changing again' after baby number two was conceived.
    'I want to have these pictures now, that will last forever,' she cooed.



    Last forever: Kim wanted some nude photos after worrying her body would change again with a second pregnancy




    For posterity: Kim called up husband Kanye West during the photo shoot because she was ovulating


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    Soon the velocity of the lovemaking began to take its toll.
    'Literally I'm so exhausted, I've been having sex like 500 times a day,' she sighed to her sisters, as she collapsed onto the bed at home.
    Later, at a lunch with Bruce Jenner, Kim arrived wearing white with huge sunglasses.



    Wiped out: Kim told her sisters she was exhausted from having sex all the time

    'I just got my period which means that I'm not pregnant this month and I'm really upset because I really tried really hard,' she complained.
    'It's like so frustrating, I'm exhausted and…I think I'm forcing it,' she noted to the camera before deciding to try and 'go with the flow' a bit more.
    The Jenner and Kardashian families meanwhile tried to adjust to their separate lives since Kris Jenner and Bruce's divorce proceedings began.



    So frustrating: The mother of one told Bruce Jenner about her frustrations

    No mention was made of Bruce's pending gender reassignment surgery.
    The family was in a furor over a supposed union between Bruce and Kris' best friend Rhonda Kamihira.
    'It's wild how she's looking at him in those paparazzi pictures,' said Khloe who called the relationship 'disrespectful'.



    Not happy: Khloe was critical of Bruce for striking up a relationship with Kris' friend

    'It's a betrayal,' agreed Kim.
    The former Olympian was incredulous when confronted.
    'Kris can't tell me who I can and can't be friends with,' he told Kim as she chastised him.



    Serious scolding: Bruce tried to defend himself after Kim criticised his behaviour

    He later turned up at Kris' home to deny that they were dating.
    'You didn't take my feelings into consideration…and you're kind of an a**hole,' Kris told him.
    Bruce apologised.
    'There was nothing mean in my heart,' he said.



    Called out: Kris called out Bruce for not taking her feelings into consideration

    From his bachelor pad in Malibu, Bruce admitted feeling a little lonely since the divorce.
    'We've got to get the rest of the crew out here,' he said to 35-year-old Kourtney.
    Kris, 59, was also struggling to adapt to the single life.



    Operation pregnancy: Kim and Kanye have 21-month-old daughter North together

    'Dating scares the s*** out of me,' she confided to a friend in the episode titled New Normal.
    Before deciding to calm down on her impregnation attempts Kim visited a fertility doctor.
    'I am so on a mission to get pregnant,' she said.



    On a mission: Kim visited a fertility doctor as she admitted to being on a mission to get pregnant

    'I had a psychic, and a hairdresser who is psychic, telling me that it's going to be a boy,' she mused to the doctor, who informed her it's more likely to be a '50/50 chance'.
    To lighten the mood Bruce's sons insisted that he throw a house party with the theme 'Bruce On The Loose'.
    Kendall was the only one of the kids to show up.
    'I'm a little disappointed,' said the 65-year-old former athlete.



    Showing support: Kendall Jenner was the only to show up at a party to lift Bruce's spirits




    On the phone: Kourtney kept in contact with her smartphone




    Keeping tabs: Khloe admitted to reading reports about Bruce Jenner going out with her mother's friend

    In retaliation the girls decided to throw a 'KJ Needs A Lei Party' for their mother, with garlands and a Hawaiian theme.
    The very small gathering seemed to make Kris more depressed.
    'It's a reality check when you look around and you realise that the guys aren't here, I miss that,' she frowned.



    Reality check: Kris acknowledged missing the guys in her life

    On a boozy night out in Las Vegas with Scott Disick, Brody Jenner started discussing how he had missed Kim and Kanye's wedding for a DJ gig.
    'Do you think that they were really like: ''We have to have Brody and Kaitlynn [Carter, his girlfriend] there. If they're not there then this wedding is not going to happen',' he scoffed.
    'Nobody really gave a f*** if Kaitlynn or I went,' he continued.



    Wedding drama: Scott Disick revealed that Brody Jenner was still miffed about Kim's wedding

    Bruce noted that Brody had managed to attend the wedding of Kim's ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush.
    'Of course! Why wouldn't I? I love Reggie. Put Kanye and Reggie together in a burning building, guess who I'm saving? Reggie all the way,' he said.
    Keeping Up With The Kardashians continues next week on the E! network.






    Read more: Kim Kardashian vents frustration on KUWTK after desperately trying to get pregnant | Daily Mail Online

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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    She looks like ten pounds of shit crammed into a five pound bag.

    Anyways, who called it months and months ago for Kim using a surrogate? Apparently that's going to be a major storyline in the next round of KUWTK bollocks.

    'I've been having sex 500 times a day': Kim Kardashian vents frustration over trying to get pregnant ...and reveals she may have to find a surrogate


    Kim Kardashian was exhausted on Sunday's premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians as her frequent attempts to get pregnant with her second child began to take its toll.
    The 34-year-old reality star n was trying so hard to get pregnant with husband Kanye West that she left herself moody and 'exhausted'.
    Kim said she was 'desperate' to conceive a sibling for baby North – to the point where she and Kanye were having intercourse multiple times per day.

    Later, at the end of the episode, a scene was showing where Kim said she 'might have to try a surrogate'.
    The show opened with Kim lying supine to allow Kanye's sperm to 'marinade' inside her.
    'The doctors said I have to lie down for 1- minutes after sex...and I had sex just before you got here,' Kim said as her sisters groaned in disgust.
    Kim during a naked photo shoot called Kanye and made him come to the studio shoot so they could have sex while she was ovulating.

    'You've got to get it in, when you can get it in,' she said, after admitting they had sex in the bathroom.
    The photos were of Kim completely naked because she was worried her body would 'start changing again' after baby number two was conceived.
    'I want to have these pictures now, that will last forever,' she cooed.

    Soon the velocity of the lovemaking began to take its toll.
    'Literally I'm so exhausted, I've been having sex like 500 times a day,' she sighed to her sisters, as she collapsed onto the bed at home.
    Later, at a lunch with Bruce Jenner, Kim arrived wearing white with huge sunglasses.
    'I just got my period which means that I'm not pregnant this month and I'm really upset because I really tried really hard,' she complained.
    'It's like so frustrating, I'm exhausted and…I think I'm forcing it,' she noted to the camera before deciding to try and 'go with the flow' a bit more.
    The Jenner and Kardashian families meanwhile tried to adjust to their separate lives since Kris Jenner and Bruce's divorce proceedings began.
    No mention was made of Bruce's pending gender reassignment surgery.
    The family was in a furor over a supposed union between Bruce and Kris' best friend Rhonda Kamihira.
    'It's wild how she's looking at him in those paparazzi pictures,' said Khloe who called the relationship 'disrespectful'.
    'It's a betrayal,' agreed Kim.
    The former Olympian was incredulous when confronted.
    'Kris can't tell me who I can and can't be friends with,' he told Kim as she chastised him.
    He later turned up at Kris' home to deny that they were dating.
    'You didn't take my feelings into consideration…and you're kind of an a**hole,' Kris told him.
    Bruce apologised.
    'There was nothing mean in my heart,' he said.
    From his bachelor pad in Malibu, Bruce admitted feeling a little lonely since the divorce.
    'We've got to get the rest of the crew out here,' he said to 35-year-old Kourtney.
    Kris, 59, was also struggling to adapt to the single life.

    'Dating scares the s*** out of me,' she confided to a friend in the episode titled New Normal.
    Before deciding to calm down on her impregnation attempts Kim visited a fertility doctor.
    'I am so on a mission to get pregnant,' she said.

    'I had a psychic, and a hairdresser who is psychic, telling me that it's going to be a boy,' she mused to the doctor, who informed her it's more likely to be a '50/50 chance'.
    To lighten the mood Bruce's sons insisted that he throw a house party with the theme 'Bruce On The Loose'.
    Kendall was the only one of the kids to show up.
    'I'm a little disappointed,' said the 65-year-old former athlete.
    In retaliation the girls decided to throw a 'KJ Needs A Lei Party' for their mother, with garlands and a Hawaiian theme.
    The very small gathering seemed to make Kris more depressed.
    'It's a reality check when you look around and you realise that the guys aren't here, I miss that,' she frowned.
    On a boozy night out in Las Vegas with Scott Disick, Brody Jenner started discussing how he had missed Kim and Kanye's wedding for a DJ gig.
    'Do you think that they were really like: ''We have to have Brody and Kaitlynn [Carter, his girlfriend] there. If they're not there then this wedding is not going to happen',' he scoffed.
    'Nobody really gave a f*** if Kaitlynn or I went,' he continued.

    Bruce noted that Brody had managed to attend the wedding of Kim's ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush.
    'Of course! Why wouldn't I? I love Reggie. Put Kanye and Reggie together in a burning building, guess who I'm saving? Reggie all the way,' he said.
    Keeping Up With The Kardashians continues next week on the E! network.


    Read more: Kim Kardashian vents frustration on KUWTK after desperately trying to get pregnant | Daily Mail Online

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    She looks like ten pounds of shit crammed into a five pound bag.

    Anyways, who called it months and months ago for Kim using a surrogate? Apparently that's going to be a major storyline in the next round of KUWTK bollocks.

    'I've been having sex 500 times a day': Kim Kardashian vents frustration over trying to get pregnant ...and reveals she may have to find a surrogate


    So she doesn't get superfat again. This woman is waaaaaay to vain to get pregnant again. If she didn't use a surrogate I would be shocked. And why does she even wants another baby as she ignores the one she has already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kasippu View Post
    So she doesn't get superfat again. This woman is waaaaaay to vain to get pregnant again. If she didn't use a surrogate I would be shocked. And why does she even wants another baby as she ignores the one she has already.
    For Kraptashian story lines, for magazine covers, for an accessory to step up and take Ignori's place when she starts school and can't be brought out for one of Mama's ho strolls, because Riccardo wants a boy for a matching set. There's so many reasons and not a one of them is about being maternal.
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    Anyways, who called it months and months ago for Kim using a surrogate?
    That was me. And everybody else. On earth.

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    This woman is a vapid troll. I would never even consider using a surrogate unless it was the very last option, but even then she already has one biological child, why not adopt a baby in need (that she can also ignore)?
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    She wants to get pregnant again? She should start by telling Kanye that anal isn't going to work.

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    Kim (could be Kylie's twin) just posted this:

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    Not surprised, sympathy for being "infertile", plus no weight gain. Win-win for this shallow twit.

    Bruce noted that Brody had managed to attend the wedding of Kim's ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush.
    'Of course! Why wouldn't I? I love Reggie. Put Kanye and Reggie together in a burning building, guess who I'm saving? Reggie all the way,' he said.
    Brody Jenner for the win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BelledeJour View Post
    Kim (could be Kylie's twin) just posted this:

    Michael Jackson in a blonde wig, minus the talent/philanthropy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clubber Lang View Post
    This woman is a vapid troll. I would never even consider using a surrogate unless it was the very last option, but even then she already has one biological child, why not adopt a baby in need (that she can also ignore)?
    i'm not going to suggest to anyone who has problems getting pregnant that they should adopt rather than get a surrogate. it's a very personal decision ....
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    Oh of course, I totally agree. I just meant since she clearly doesn't have fertility problems (not major ones anyway, she got knocked up two or three months after dating Kanye) they could adopt a needy child with all that money they have and be somewhat of a blessing to the world for once. It's looking more and more as though she will not be carrying a baby *in order to avoid piling on another 70 pounds* and if they need a baby for a storyline they could at least be of some help to someone and give a child a nice home (with lots of loving nannies to raise it, of course.)
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