Kontinuous Kardashian Krap

**arie_skop** · June 12th, 2017, 07:28 PM

Team Seinfeld, he is right that reality TV is a joke whereas years ago it was so hard to get your own TV show.

Seinfeld slams the Kardashians

**LaFolie** · June 13th, 2017, 03:36 AM

Originally Posted by Kittylady

^^ They are good, solid, basic phones. Mine has lasted years without issues, whereas Bloke is on his third or fourth iFail and has had to have the screens replaced God knows how many times.

What's the fascination with iPhones anyway? I see lots of people who swear by them even though they use the most basic functions... When I was a child, the fascination was with Sony products (TVs, VCRs... yeah, I'm THAT old), even though everyone I knew that had a Sony appliance was forever having problems with it.

**Mrs P** · June 14th, 2017, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by Kittylady

I'm still using a Nokia Lumia. It works well enough for what I need it for, which is basically calls, texts and taking pictures of the cats. I rarely even use it to connect to the internet. I've been offered newer phones by friends who were upgrading but why have something with 1001 whistles and bells that I don't use?

Nokia Lumia Windows phone person here. Mr P keeps offering to upgrade me. Sorry, I like my Window tiles of shit I want to buy and I don't need every app in the world.

Edit: I've dropped this phone many times where it falls apart, but the screen is fine and the phone is too.

**Kittylady** · June 19th, 2017, 01:28 AM

^^ I sometimes think that dropping it is the only way to get the damn back open lol.

**Kittylady** · June 19th, 2017, 02:41 PM

Coming soon to a shelter near you!

I really wish someone, somewhere could stop these kunts getting Instagram animals that will never be seen again as soon as they start growing up.

**rollo** · June 19th, 2017, 02:59 PM

Yeah, didn't some of her other pets come to a sticky end like that poor little kitten?

**Kittylady** · June 19th, 2017, 03:10 PM

The whole lot of them seem to have a less than passable history with animals.

**Chalet** · June 19th, 2017, 04:02 PM

Don't tell me this. I won't read in here until her ass is the topic again.

**holly** · June 19th, 2017, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Kittylady

Coming soon to a shelter near you!

I really wish someone, somewhere could stop these kunts getting Instagram animals that will never be seen again as soon as they start growing up.

These pups are precious! But these irresponsible fuckers will get rid of them as soon as the novelty wears off. Breaks my heart.

**maryk** · June 19th, 2017, 05:46 PM

Ugh I tried to watch part of an episode poor poor Kim you know can't carry another child for some reason even though she had Saint without issue magically one more will kill her?
Anyways Khoe is not very fertile we find out because Kim asks her to be her surrogate. Yes, Khloe who couldn't conceive with Lamar Odom not Kourtney who has what 3 kids? Talk about for TV.

**idunno** · June 20th, 2017, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by maryk

Ugh I tried to watch part of an episode poor poor Kim you know can't carry another child for some reason even though she had Saint without issue magically one more will kill her? Anyways Khoe is not very fertile we find out because Kim asks her to be her surrogate. Yes, Khloe who couldn't conceive with Lamar Odom not Kourtney who has what 3 kids? Talk about for TV.

It's possible another pregnancy will make her ass grown to such proportions, it will create a disturbance in Earth's gravity. She's doing humanity a favour, really.

**pinkbunnyslippers** · June 20th, 2017, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by rollo

Yeah, didn't some of her other pets come to a sticky end like that poor little kitten?

What happened? I don't know the kitten story.

**dksnj** · June 20th, 2017, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers

What happened? I don't know the kitten story.

Kim was 'allergic' and gave it to her sister's assistant and it died w/in a few weeks. They claim it was a stomach issue. Also, Kim stated she didn't keep the kitten because "I had fallen SO in love with Mercy that I wanted to try everything I could to keep her, but I didn’t think it was safe to resort to injections,' the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star told her 16.7 million followers Friday."

Kim Kardashian Kitten: Star mourns loss of beloved four-month-old Mercy | Daily Mail Online

**Mrs P** · June 20th, 2017, 07:37 AM

Uhm, cute puppies but obviously look like they didn't come from a responsible breeder. I give them four years.

**Waterslide** · June 20th, 2017, 08:39 AM

Plus, she used to be a friend/employee of Paris Hilton who is supposedly a dog-murderer who would leave her dogs in her closet for her assistants (maybe Kim) to clean up.

About Paris:

As reported this morning, heiress Paris Hilton has lost her pussy due to neglect. Later in the day a tipster sent us a little item that we'd missed a few weeks back that paints an even darker portrait of Paris Hilton the Pet Owner. E! Online's Ted Casablancas, while not exactly Bob Woodward, did get quite a story on "Slurpa Pop-Off" (an affectionate nickname he's given to a blind item personality who is obviously Ms. Hilton). It seems that the "Hottie" has been, uh, well, killing her dogs. Oh but totally by accident! See she gets a new puppy, but then doesn't want to train it or whatever so she just leaves it in a closet and flits away somewhere. Days later, employees report, they'll find the dog still in the closet, dead. Beautiful. After the jump watch Paris tell Ellen DeGeneres that she owns 17 dogs (Previously on Defamer). Oop, probably 16 by now. [The Awful Truth]

Pet Ownership May Prove to Be Paris Hilton's Chappaquiddick

Don't know the timeline of when Kim worked for her, don't care. They're all sociopaths and should not be allowed to own pets.

Also, I might be the only one, but I miss Ted Casablancas.