Kontinuous Kardashian Krap

**Waterslide** · April 22nd, 2017, 12:08 PM

^I'm kind of sickened that Wilson Pickett's name had to share a cover with that.

As for the candle, I thought Kim was raised Catholic and/or Orthodox, so no one in that family is confused that it's going to ruffle some feathers. I think Kris and Satan's other minions in charge just dream up this "shocking" stuff, and Kim's along for the ride, because there's not a lot going on upstairs for her. Kanye, on the other hand, is a semi-untreated sufferer of mental illness. Regardless, it's a pretty bad combination.

**sprynkles** · April 22nd, 2017, 12:20 PM

I would much rather have these prayer candles.

**Waterslide** · April 22nd, 2017, 12:26 PM

I wanted those Golden Girls ones! LOL

**SoCalMarie** · April 22nd, 2017, 12:32 PM

So a candle one can purchase at the dollar store, with Kim poorly photoshopped mug glued to it, is being sold for $18?

People that buy this [or any of the Kardashian sh*t] are just so, so dumb.
So f*cking dumb... *shakes head for humanity*

**sprynkles** · April 22nd, 2017, 12:37 PM

I've wanted those Seinfeld candles for years but it would cost about $75. They are spendy. But regular prayers candles like these are about a dollar at any grocery store.

**Waterslide** · April 22nd, 2017, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by sprynkles

I've wanted those Seinfeld candles for years but it would cost about $75. They are spendy. But regular prayers candles like these are about a dollar at any grocery store.

I know they're so expensive! Which is why I never got any of the Golden Girls ones. I think I've seen those candles without the saints already on them and you could just print out a pictures and modge podge it on there for way less.

ETA - I guess you'd need some photoshop for the flowers and all that, but you could still do it like a collage...

**SoCalMarie** · April 22nd, 2017, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by Waterslide

I know they're so expensive! Which is why I never got any of the Golden Girls ones. I think I've seen those candles without the saints already on them and you could just print out a pictures and modge podge it on there for way less.

ETA - I guess you'd need some photoshop for the flowers and all that, but you could still do it like a collage...

Guys, they are pretty easy and cheap to make (if anyone is interested), I've made these things as little gag gifts before. And there are free editing programs online to do it. They cost way less than $18 and don't take that much time to make.

I made a couple "Holy/Angelic Prince" candles for my sister when he passed (she is huge fan and already had an alter-like set up for her memorabilia collection. It made her smile as she was sad about his passing). Anyway...

I use a site called befunky(dot)com for little projects like this:
(I'm not sponsored or anything, I just enjoy this photo editor - it's free and you don't have to download a program- it's all done online).

-Google search a face you'd like to "idolize" (I googled "Lucille Bluth" of course

)
-Go to BeFunky click "Photo Editor"
-Upload idol picture and remove the background leaving just the face via "Background" tab, click "Paint" and "Reverse."
-Paint/Blur out everything but the idol's head and save to desktop
-Google search holy photos (I googled "Large Mary Prayer Card"), save to desktop
-Upload said holy photo
-Click "Layer Manager" then "Add Layer"
-Upload idol's modified head picture from desktop (you can also add more "layers" with stock photos - flowers, borders, etc.)
-Place over/fit to holy photo, save and ta-da! Holy Idol! (You can also add text, graphics, and such in "Photo Editor")
-Print photo and modge podge over dollar store white prayer candle
-Optional: Add crafty beads, gems, glitter glue, whathaveyou...

I did this photo in 5 minutes...

**Waterslide** · April 22nd, 2017, 09:13 PM

I never heard of that photo editing site before. That's completely doable and a cute idea. I have Photoshop that I hardly ever get that chance to use, but I could start making cheap candles and selling them on Etsy for some extra cash if everyone else can...

**Honeythorn** · April 23rd, 2017, 09:28 AM

Oh Bitch PLEASE! She ain't got SHIT on my Weaver/Saint. Ripley prayer candle. GTFO with that mess. LOLOLOL

**kasippu** · April 23rd, 2017, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by SoCalMarie

Guys, they are pretty easy and cheap to make (if anyone is interested), I've made these things as little gag gifts before. And there are free editing programs online to do it. They cost way less than $18 and don't take that much time to make.

Thanks, I already know what everyone will get for xmas, A saint Kass candle. My SIL will love this (NOT) LOL

**Waterslide** · April 23rd, 2017, 09:53 AM

I also wanted these.

**happy8** · April 23rd, 2017, 10:11 PM

Back to more pressing matters...... So nice to see so many headlines that Kimmy lost 6# due to the "Flu diet". As if......

Their desperation to stay in the media is becoming comical.