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    gross.
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    Sock tycoon?
    Is Rob even doing that anymore??
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Does it consist of being dumped on Mama Cris for the year?
    Ha, hardly. This has got to be fake, right? Who does this to their child? (From Radar Online).


    Poor Little Rich Girl! See Kimye’s Crazy Schedule For North

    From origami lessons to Mozart immersion, Kardashian and West have thought of it all!

    Posted on Apr 18, 2016 @ 20:02PM

    6:30 a.m. — Wake up to Vivaldi
    6:45 — Eat breakfast of fruit, non-fat yogurt and gluten-free bread
    7:00 — Fitness lesson, including jumping and calisthenics, with in-house toddler fitness trainer
    7:30 — Weigh-in
    7:45 — 15 minutes of free time
    8:00 — Guided play with teacher-directed role-playing. North likes to put on a costume and be Anna in “Frozen”
    8:30 — Story time in French
    9:00 — Personal hygiene, including teeth-brushing lessons, and choosing clothes from
    massive designer collection
    9:30 — Swim lesson, ballet lesson, gymnastics with flag twirling or makeup lesson
    10:30 — Snack on oatmeal and low-carb, sugar-free shake
    11:00 — Reading in French
    11:30 — 15 minutes of free time. North likes to play designer, and dress her collection of 150 dolls in Givenchy doll clothes
    11:45 — Pre-lunch massage by licensed toddler masseuse
    Noon — Eat lunch of fish or chicken with fat-free sauce
    12:30 p.m. — Reading and writing practice in English
    1:00 — Nap, but North usually falls asleep during previous activity
    2:00 — Wake up to Mozart
    2:30 — Art lesson in origami, pottery and Chinese calligraphy, but North just wants to finger paint!
    3:30 — Snack on fat-free yogurt
    4:00 — Music lesson in flute and African drums
    5:00 — Computer time! North works on her fashion blog with a fashion assistant
    5:45 — Free time
    6:00 — Eat dinner of pasta or meatballs with fresh fruit for dessert
    6:30 — Watches Mommy or Daddy on TV, and they quiz her on what she learned that day!
    7:30 — Bedtime stories in French and English
    8:00 — Falls asleep on floor — too tired to move!





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    That cannot be real. If so, poor kid being that rigidly scheduled. Also, the kid needs some veggies and a bit of fat. All that fat-free stuff is weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    That cannot be real. If so, poor kid being that rigidly scheduled. Also, the kid needs some veggies and a bit of fat. All that fat-free stuff is weird.
    That'll be because Momma has any fat diverted to her arse.
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    9:30 — Swim lesson, ballet lesson, gymnastics with flag twirling or makeup lesson

    What toddler's life is complete without their daily makeup lesson?



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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post



    What toddler's life is complete without their daily makeup lesson?
    I know. My mother was always so worried when I missed my daily make up Lesson. 'What is to become of her, she cried...

    That scheduled is totally bogus, there is no ballet lessons in there and how else to get her on the pap stroll in givenchy jackets.

    My kids also waked up and fell asleep with vivaldi and mozart, there is NOTHING special about that I bought it at toys-r-us. I am so surprised she doesn't wake up to -'I made that bitch famous.


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    Crap. Now it will be impossible to get into licensed toddler masseuse school now that everyone knows it's a thing.
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    Well, I think it is true that they don't want North to be fat, fatty fat like her parents.

    ​Blac Chyna's pic is ridiculous. I thought it was a weird pregnant cow.
    I have some famous friends and I have mostly not famous friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kasippu View Post
    I know. My mother was always so worried when I missed my daily make up Lesson. 'What is to become of her, she cried...

    That scheduled is totally bogus, there is no ballet lessons in there and how else to get her on the pap stroll in givenchy jackets.

    My kids also waked up and fell asleep with vivaldi and mozart, there is NOTHING special about that I bought it at toys-r-us. I am so surprised she doesn't wake up to -'I made that bitch famous.

    Ballet was listed.

    9:30 — Swim lesson, ballet lesson, gymnastics with flag twirling or makeup lesson

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    Quote Originally Posted by happy8 View Post

    6:30 a.m. — Wake up to Vivaldi
    6:45 — Eat breakfast of fruit, non-fat yogurt and gluten-free bread
    7:00 — Fitness lesson, including jumping and calisthenics, with in-house toddler fitness trainer
    7:30 — Weigh-in
    7:45 — 15 minutes of free time
    8:00 — Guided play with teacher-directed role-playing. North likes to put on a costume and be Anna in “Frozen”
    8:30 — Story time in French
    9:00 — Personal hygiene, including teeth-brushing lessons, and choosing clothes from
    massive designer collection
    9:30 — Swim lesson, ballet lesson, gymnastics with flag twirling or makeup lesson
    10:30 — Snack on oatmeal and low-carb, sugar-free shake
    11:00 — Reading in French
    11:30 — 15 minutes of free time. North likes to play designer, and dress her collection of 150 dolls in Givenchy doll clothes
    11:45 — Pre-lunch massage by licensed toddler masseuse
    Noon — Eat lunch of fish or chicken with fat-free sauce
    12:30 p.m. — Reading and writing practice in English
    1:00 — Nap, but North usually falls asleep during previous activity
    2:00 — Wake up to Mozart
    2:30 — Art lesson in origami, pottery and Chinese calligraphy, but North just wants to finger paint!
    3:30 — Snack on fat-free yogurt
    4:00 — Music lesson in flute and African drums
    5:00 — Computer time! North works on her fashion blog with a fashion assistant
    5:45 — Free time
    6:00 — Eat dinner of pasta or meatballs with fresh fruit for dessert
    6:30 — Watches Mommy or Daddy on TV, and they quiz her on what she learned that day!
    7:30 — Bedtime stories in French and English
    8:00 — Falls asleep on floor — too tired to move!
    If only there was a 15 minute period in there where she got to point a loaded AK-47 at her whole family for fun.
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    ^ It looks like having her family around is optional.
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    I have some famous friends and I have mostly not famous friends.

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    Naw, she gets to see them on TV after dinner. Toddlers don't need actual contact with Mommy or Daddy.
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    That can't be real. If it is, I'm moving to LA and becoming a toddler fitness guru. Imagine what you could charge!
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    Do licensed toddler masseuses have tiny hands? Trump-ian hands?
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