Kontinuous Kardashian Krap

[SHELLEE]

teeth missing is more effective ..i usually black out the second on the left..

I remember growing up and whomever was on the cover of the weekly TV guide would have blacked out teeth on it from one of my brothers.

[effie2]

wasnt it fun?i still do it,on election posters..all those smug fuckers posing at decades older shopped pictures..

[Bombshell]

My favorite was the full sized cardboard cut-outs of Budweiser girls and the like in bars.

Not a single one escaped some dental work and tattoos from me.

[Raff]

My daughter often does this on the front of the newspaper. Mostly I don't mind as often her pictures are an improvement. One morning I was horrified to see that she had dared to deface not only two players from her brother's favourite team but his two favourite players in the world. I knew he would consider it an act of war and so did she.

I decided to foil her evil plans but had to be quick. I hid the offending newspaper and raced out into the street to steal our holidaying neighbours unsullied version. The look on my scheming 9 year olds face when she saw the perfect paper sitting on the table was priceless.

Here is a pic of the offending paper.

pic.twitter.com/P9cGQuMhxj

[sprynkles]

Darn, can't see it.

[holly]

I can't either

[SHELLEE]

My daughter often does this on the front of the newspaper. Mostly I don't mind as often her pictures are an improvement. One morning I was horrified to see that she had dared to deface not only two players from her brother's favourite team but his two favourite players in the world. I knew he would consider it an act of war and so did she.

I decided to foil her evil plans but had to be quick. I hid the offending newspaper and raced out into the street to steal our holidaying neighbours unsullied version. The look on my scheming 9 year olds face when she saw the perfect paper sitting on the table was priceless.

Here is a pic of the offending paper.

I can't see it either. I feel so bad for your daughter. That was brilliant on her part. It's like nature, you shouldn't intervene.

[Raff]

I can't see it either. I feel so bad for your daughter. That was brilliant on her part. It's like nature, you shouldn't intervene.

I tried to fix the pic. Just got a Mac and now its hard to copy and paste with my limited knowledge.

I totally understand about letting things play out. You are right, it is like nature. Sometimes you need to stand back and let the cubs wrestle. This particular Saturday morning though I just wanted to drink my coffee in peace.

[sprynkles]

Have Kimye even been seen together since fingers in the bootygate?

[dougie]

Kim Kardashian 'deliberately produced a sex tape' as Kris Jenner 'engineered the deal' | Daily Mail Online

Explosive new book claims Kim Kardashian 'discussed the idea of producing a sex tape' as Kris Jenner 'engineered the deal'

By Dailymail.com Reporter
Published: 02:19 EST, 28 March 2016 | Updated: 05:39 EST, 28 March 2016

There are claims in a new book that Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner deliberately leaked the sex tape to make her famous.

The soon-to-be released tell-all, Kardashian Dynasty by Ian Halperin, claims that Kim had signed a contract with Vivid Entertainment to leak the sex tape she had made with singer Ray J in 2003, according to a Sunday night report from Page Six.

The 51-year-old Canadian journalist includes a quote from a source in the 'adult film industry' who said: 'A mutual friend of Kim and Paris [Hilton] had advised her that if she wanted to achieve fame, a sex tape would be the way to go.


+5 Explosive: There are claims in a new book that Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner deliberately leaked the sex tape to make her famous according to a Sunday report from Page Six

'Kim had discussed the idea of producing a tape with her family beforehand.'
Reps for both Kim and Kris have both been contacted by DailyMail.com.
The now 35-year-old reality star was not the only one who allegedly had a hand in the release of the video as it's claimed that the now 60-year-old momager also had some responsibility.
A former friend of Kim had told Halperin: 'It was Kris who engineered the deal behind the scenes and was responsible for the tape seeing the light of day.'
See more on Kim Kardashian as new book claims she and Kris 'deliberately leaked sex tape'

+5 Interesting: In Kardashian Dynasty by Ian Halperin it is claimed that Kim had signed a contract with Vivid Entertainment to leak the sex tape she had made with singer Ray J in 2003

According to Page Six, while looking to clarify what exactly is needed in order to for a video of that nature to be released, the author posed as a someone looking to sell another sex tape of a star.
A Vivid spokesperson who told him: 'When it comes to... selling a sex tape, both parties need to sign off.'
Of the explosive new claims, the Canadian writer concluded: 'It is clear that Vivid would not have announced plans to distribute Kim’s tape without a clear indication from the family that they would give the go-ahead once they had come to terms on a price.'

+5 Back in the day: Ray J and Kim -pictured together in March 2003 - dated for five years before breaking up in 2007


Claim to fame? Kim Kardashian, Superstar was released in 2007 by Vivid Entertainment
Read more: Kim Kardashian 'deliberately produced a sex tape' as Kris Jenner 'engineered the deal' | Daily Mail Online
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[sprynkles]

Well, it worked. But how on earth did PMK come to the conclusion this was going to work? Seems like a big gamble with your family name at stake.

[Honeythorn]

I am CONVINCED, that Kris is one of the 4 Horsemen!

[rollo]

The book cover is hideous and so are their feet!

[fgg]

The real reason Kris Jenner keeps Corey Gamble around

It’s all business for Kris Jenner — even when it comes to dating.

The Kardashian matriarch, 60, has been romantically linked to boy-toy Corey Gamble, 35, since November 2014 and while the pair still make a public show of their relationship, it may not be Cupid’s arrow keeping them together.

“Corey’s given a stipend [by Kris] to help look after her kids and make sure they are OK when they go out,” a source told Page Six. “He’s essentially an employee.”

Earlier this month Gamble was spotted escorting the Kardashian girls — sans Kris — to Hollywood hot spot The Nice Guy and was recently included in the family’s Easter Sunday celebrations in LA.

According to the insider, Jenner maintains her financial arrangement with the Atlanta native because of his unwavering dedication to the TV family.

“Kris keeps him around because he worships the ground she walks on,” continued the source. “She also can’t complain about what goes on behind closed doors and is super satisfied in that sense.”

Despite bonding with Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian in recent months, Gamble may soon find himself single once again.

“Their arrangement has become more of a publicity stunt and a ‘trade’ at this point,” continued the source. “They aren’t really in love and there isn’t much longevity. Everyone is just waiting for Kris to clip it.”

Request for comment from a rep for Kris Jenner was not immediately returned.

The real reason Kris Jenner keeps Corey Gamble around | Page Six

[rollo]

One of them (Kylie?) was supposed to be having an affair with the bodyguard. Is this him? Otherwise, don't they have bodyguards to make sure they are OK? I guess their men are never around but most of them are late 30s so Kris 'looking after her kids' is a little late.