Mary Magdalene is the most maligned person in the Bible. She was NOT a prostitute or whore. She was a very wealthy woman who became a Christian and one of Jesus' many followers.
For some reason, history turned her into a hoochie.
From Wikipedia:
Mary Magdalene (
Hebrew: מרים המגדלית, original Greek: Μαρία ἡ Μαγδαληνή),
[2] or
Mary of Magdala and sometimes
The Magdalene, is a figure in Christianity. Mary Magdalene travelled with Jesus as one of his followers. She is said to have witnessed Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.
[3] Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times,
[4] more than most of the apostles.
During the Middle Ages she developed a reputation in Western Christianity as being a repentant prostitute or loose woman. This is not supported by the canonical gospels.
So therefore, Kim could not be called Mary Magdalene, as Kim is way too skanky.

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