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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    She can be the whore, Magdalene.
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    Excellent! I forgot even the bible has a whore!
    Quote Originally Posted by Brah View Post
    She shouldn't even be the whore, I vote that she's a leper.
    The Bible likes whores just fine. It even goes easy on lepers. It's the ostentatiously judgmental and greedy religious leaders that pissed off God back in the day, and I'm guessing they're still pissing Him off today. I know they're pissing me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Saint? As in New Orleans Saints!!!


    That's right bitches - Kim kan't get over me.


    Oh that is hilarious! Ya know, I said after her & Reggie broke up, she has never looked as good. That's when she really started going nuts with jacking with her face. I really do think he was her "one that got away" lucky for him!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    It's not even original. Pete Wentz and his wife named their son Saint a little over a year ago.
    It's a stupid name, no matter who did it first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers View Post
    It's a stupid name, no matter who did it first.

    Yeah, but now it's stupid AND unoriginal! lol!

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    What is going on with her nose in that photo?!??!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Why are these vapid, no talent,(except asshole kanye) still in our faces. I despise them and anyone that keeps them relevent. These fuckers and the gun pychos really make me weep for humanity.
    I agree. I started reading Daily Mail a few months ago and then all of a sudden every other article is about a Kardashian/Jenner twat about their "sexy legs" or "toned abs", etc. Clearly they are on Pimp Mama's payroll like her rent a boy toy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by missbazilb View Post
    What is going on with her nose in that photo?!??!
    Pregnancy nose?
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    She can be the whore, Magdalene.
    Quote Originally Posted by kasippu View Post
    Excellent! I forgot even the bible has a whore!
    Mary Magdalene is the most maligned person in the Bible. She was NOT a prostitute or whore. She was a very wealthy woman who became a Christian and one of Jesus' many followers.

    For some reason, history turned her into a hoochie.

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    Mary Magdalene (Hebrew: מרים המגדלית‎, original Greek: Μαρία ἡ Μαγδαληνή),[2] or Mary of Magdala and sometimes The Magdalene, is a figure in Christianity. Mary Magdalene travelled with Jesus as one of his followers. She is said to have witnessed Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.[3] Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times,[4] more than most of the apostles. During the Middle Ages she developed a reputation in Western Christianity as being a repentant prostitute or loose woman. This is not supported by the canonical gospels.

    So therefore, Kim could not be called Mary Magdalene, as Kim is way too skanky.
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    ^^ Huh, that is so interesting. Christianity has sure ruined her reputation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by huntsy_2000 View Post
    This is what I was thinking too. By the time he hits school he will fully realize his parents are asshats.

    Those poor children are going to have it rough but then again with all that money maybe they won't give 2 shits.


    Perhaps he'll be "home-schooled" like Kylie or Jaden Smith so they won't have to worry about teasing from other kids. Or perhaps he'll abbreviate his name to St. and the other kids can call him Street West.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post
    Mary Magdalene is the most maligned person in the Bible. She was NOT a prostitute or whore. She was a very wealthy woman who became a Christian and one of Jesus' many followers.

    For some reason, history turned her into a hoochie.

    From Wikipedia:

    Mary Magdalene (Hebrew: מרים המגדלית‎, original Greek: Μαρία ἡ Μαγδαληνή),[2] or Mary of Magdala and sometimes The Magdalene, is a figure in Christianity. Mary Magdalene travelled with Jesus as one of his followers. She is said to have witnessed Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection.[3] Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times,[4] more than most of the apostles. During the Middle Ages she developed a reputation in Western Christianity as being a repentant prostitute or loose woman. This is not supported by the canonical gospels.

    So therefore, Kim could not be called Mary Magdalene, as Kim is way too skanky.
    THANK YOU!

    Pope Gregory I named her as a prostitute and it spiraled from there until it became accepted as fact.
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    He seems like a swell guy.

    "It seems to some that Gregory was not always forgiving, or pleasant for that matter, even in his monastic years. For example, a monk lying on his death bed confessed to stealing three gold pieces. Gregory forced the monk to die friendless and alone, then threw his body and coins on a manure heap to rot with a curse, “Take your money with you to perdition”."
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    Dear Kardashians,

    Kanye is not Jesus, Kim is not the Virgin Mary, and your kid is not a saint. Any questions?

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    Is one of them Satan?
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