Kontinuous Kardashian Krap

[suzy83]

The above pic looks terrible all around. Fur coat in the summer heat, terrible fashion sense

[dougie]

Kylie Jenner
Destroying Kim, Kendall and Khloe Online
9/16/2015 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

EXCLUSIVE



The people have spoken ... and Kylie Jenner is the undisputed Queen of the Kardashian/Jenner clan.

Kylie, Kim, Kendall and Khloe all launched their new pay websites this week ... allowing users access to their world for the low price of $2.99/month.

We found out Alaxic Smith -- CEO of communly.com -- poked around all 4 sites and unearthed subscriber numbers.

The numbers are staggering ... 891,340 people signed up for the four sites within 24-hours and here's the breakdown:

74% KYLIE
11% KHLOE
9% KIM
6% KENDALL

Smith says the loophole that allowed him access to all the subscriber info has now been closed ... not that it matters, because Kylie's already popping off on IG about her #1 status.



See also

• Kim Kardashian -- My Website Is Totally Worth Every Penny
• Kylie Jenner -- Thanks for All That Ass, Fam! (VIDEO)
• Kim & Kourtney Kardashian -- Upstage Kid Sisters ... Moms Got Legs! (PHOTOS)

Read more: Kylie Jenner -- Destroying Kim, Kendall and Khloe Online | TMZ.com



A closer look at the Kardashian sisters new smartphone app



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrB4OIM-Kfw

Kylie Jenner celebrates beating sisters in the iTunes app charts with candid selfie | Daily Mail Online

[darksithbunny]

Bots or really sad, lonely people. Waiting for the end because it is near.

[rollo]

Consolation bots?

[panic]

Can you imagine taking Kim's fashion tips seriously?

[Slushie]

Kylie already looks like a porn star in her mid-thirties.

[Briar Rose]

Where is PETA when you need them?

[Clubber Lang]

Cashing in their big fat bribery checks from the K asswipes.

[arie_skop]

Who is actually checking their websites besides their own family lol

[kasippu]

Who is actually checking their websites besides their own family lol

Some of us? to come back to laught at them?
I think Kylie most followers are horny teenagers that hope she will follow her sisters footsteps and give sneak peeks.

[fgg]

Who is actually checking their websites besides their own family lol

i saw something that said they will prob make $30M+ from it this year alone so there are a lot of people checking the websites/apps.

[ADel]

^There truly is no hope for the world.

[Air Quotes]

Did Khloe seriously just do a tutorial about putting cookies in a cookie jar?

[SHELLEE]

Jessica Alba says she was ‘body-checked’ by Kylie’s goons





Jessica Alba has confirmed that she was shoved by Kylie Jenner‘s bodyguards during Fashion Week — and says, “I got body-checked!”
Page Six reported on Monday that Jenner’s bodyguards got too pushy after a packed Opening Ceremony fashion show and shoved fellow VIP Alba and others out of the way to make way for Kylie.
Alba then told Andy Cohen on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” of the incident, “I was just really shocked!”
“It was a real push?” Cohen asked after our report.
“I got body-checked!” Alba exclaimed. “And it was like by two of ’em. I was like, ‘Whoa! Whoa! What’s happening?’ I thought there was like a fire … I was like, ‘What’s going on?’ But I guess someone was just leaving the building. It was really shocking.”
A witness told Page Six of the scene: “Jessica had stopped briefly to say ‘hi’ to someone [after the show] when all of a sudden from behind came Jenner’s bodyguards. They just shoved Jessica out of the way. She just looked astonished!”
But “Jessica didn’t freak out,” the source said. Another source pointed out that the down-to-earth Alba was without security at the show while Jenner had multiple guards.
http://pagesix.com/2015/09/17/jessic...-kylies-goons/

[panic]

Did Khloe seriously just do a tutorial about putting cookies in a cookie jar?

She's gingerly lining the cookies around the bottom of a glass jar like we can't look at the sample jar there and figure out how she did it. Look out, Martha Stewart.