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    Looks like someone managed to get there on time today...
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    so that's what you wear to clean toilets, I always wondered. I think I'd at least pull my hair back
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    Awe, she got her hair's did for the dead folk. And I think the sunglasses add a little something. Ridiculous.
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    Bitchez - it's 8am!!!! You know she is not able to get up on time to be there by 8am so she just never went to bed!
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    Ah, but because she was late yesterday, she had to be there at 7 am.
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    For realz?
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    That's what the morgue dude said yesterday.
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    I want the pictures of her coming out! should be chunks of puke in her piss-colored hair! twenty bucks says she cries like a fucking bitch today at the morgue...
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    I'll be shocked if she makes it through an entire 8 hour shift.

    She'll probably flee the country like Roman Polanski! Her attorney said she can't get work here anymore anyway, so why not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post


    Looks like someone managed to get there on time today...
    FFS, with the damn Jackie-O sunglasses, her hair all done up and holding the designer handbag, she's treating it like she's strolling down the red carpet. "Oh, no pictures, I'm just trying to live my life..." Bitch, please!

    I hope she pukes all over herself from the bad smell in that morgue!
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    *crosses fingers please let there be after pics
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    Oh you know the paps are all lined up at the door to see if she leaves for lunch and will be there where her shift ends. Wonder if there will be pics of her getting trashed tonight to forget the horror!
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    Wonder if she brown-bragged her lunch or if she will eat in the morgue cafeteria (if they have one).

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    Ewwww I couldn't eat in there. LOL I guess she court snort a few lines from her lunch baggie in the bathroom during her break.
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    The the stories are already seeping out of the morgue. lol

    Lindsay Lohan Morgue Duty
    I See Dead People



    Lindsay Lohan won't be touching any dead bodies during her stint on morgue duty this morning ... but TMZ has learned she's already come face to face with a real not-live human corpse.

    Sources tell us ... Lindsay is on sheet-washing duty ... and she covered her mouth in horror when she first laid eyes on the blood and fluid stained linens.

    We're told ... during her shift, Lindsay saw a dead body in the morgue and seemed "shocked."

    Lohan has just moved on to toilet duty.

    Sources also tell us Lindsay appears to be in good spirits ... is talking to other people in her group ... and is maintaining a positive attitude.

    As we previously reported, Lindsay has been ordered to complete 16 hours in the morgue per week until her next hearing.
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