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    Ya know I'm thinking Mel and Shedevil could open up a family rehab program. They would end up with their own reality show except that most of their "treatments" probably couldn't be shown on TV.
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    Lilo might be beyond our help. but I'd still beat that ass with a frozen towel and crack her head open with a sack of oranges...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Ya know I'm thinking Mel and Shedevil could open up a family rehab program. They would end up with their own reality show except that most of their "treatments" probably couldn't be shown on TV.

    They'd certainly do a better job than Dr. fucking Drew.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Ain't no problem getting meth in Montana, it's practically the state passtime in rural areas. However, I'd prefer not to blow up my house - I never was very good at chemistry labs. There was a time that I gladly would have taken responsibility for LL and straightened her ass out, but that time has passed. I'm scared of all the diseases she's carrying. Send her off to Shedevil, she's a proper pimp.
    I'm not good enough to pimp out lilo, who would want to fuck that? Now I'll beat the fuck out of her and get her off dope but I just don't see me being able to pimp her out
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    Mel is the one with the frozen towels. She could straighten Lilo's ass out.
    VOUCH

    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Ya know I'm thinking Mel and Shedevil could open up a family rehab program. They would end up with their own reality show except that most of their "treatments" probably couldn't be shown on TV.
    Now there's a damn good idea
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    Lilo might be beyond our help. but I'd still beat that ass with a frozen towel and crack her head open with a sack of oranges...
    just for fun right!

    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    They'd certainly do a better job than Dr. fucking Drew.
    hell so would my 4 yr old, doing better than Drew ain't asking much
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCalMarie View Post
    You mean, like that book "The Secret" ???

    Let's "secret" the shiz out of that thought guys!!
    I was thinking more along the lines of that Dr Who episode (forget which one). If every person on the planet thinks the exact same thought at the exact moment, someone in the universe will hear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Ya know I'm thinking Mel and Shedevil could open up a family rehab program. They would end up with their own reality show except that most of their "treatments" probably couldn't be shown on TV.
    Hell! Mel& Shedevil's treatments aren't even legal unless your CIA personnel with foreign nationals…
    Free Charmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    I cannot tell you how much I object to this horrific idea.

    And uh, fuck you too.

    Bitch is NOT welcome in my idyllic state. NO NO NO NO NO NO.
    Sorry babe!! It was the first state that came to mind for my lame joke!

    I'll shut up now, but fuck, I laughed at your comment!!

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    How about Idaho? Nobody lives there.
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    But the potatoes will catch the herp! It'll be worse than the Irish potato blight!

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    Black '47 Redux



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    If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator

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    Lindsay's representative Steve Honig told RadarOnline: "Lindsay performed community service every single day this past week at the Red Cross, and has been spending the bulk of the weekend fulfilling her therapy and shoplifters course requirements. She is extremely focused on her court-ordered obligations."
    An insider added: "Lindsay is really starting to rack up the hours now and is extremely serious about getting this done."

    LOL - bitch waited until the last minute to try to cram this in before her hearing tomorow. Hoping the Judge throws her ass in jail. But if not, there may be a bright side - she will be out on the road in her new Porsche that she can smash up.

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    BUT... didn't the judge order her to work in a fucking morgue/mortuary type situation and NOT the fucking red cross?
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    Why yes, yes she did Mel. I get so excited for these hearings and then it's always a letdown. I lead a sad life, I'm aware of it.
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    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    The morgue is in addition to the community service, but it doesn't seem like crackho has been there yet.

    Her community service was supposed to be at a women's center, but they fired her ass. How the fuck do you get fired from community service? That's a whole new level of worthless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    BUT... didn't the judge order her to work in a fucking morgue/mortuary type situation and NOT the fucking red cross?

    She sho' did. I'm praying to the almighty that the Judge is having a fucked up day and PMS-ing tomorrow. And I hope she jams it in Lilo's ass!
    Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?

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