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    I say she announces a just-in-time pregnancy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    I say she announces a just-in-time pregnancy.
    I can totally see that. Then of course, she will 'have a miscarriage' because she was never pregos in the first place.

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    Her dad is commenting on her teeth via his twitter:

    Tosh5299 Tosh @



    @Tosh5299 @MichaelJLohan Well Michael is she smoking crack cocaine now? What do you think after seeing those pics of lindsay's teeth?

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    @MichaelJLohan It's so sad to see but judging by the last few pictures of Lindsay's teeth she is now smoking crack cocaine. Please god help!

    So legal question:

    When she goes to court this week, can the judge order a drug test to be done that day?
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    So is this thread for today's court room drama?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baked_tater View Post
    So is this thread for today's court room drama?
    I thought it was on Wednesday the 19th?

    Damn...I won't be home today.
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    Oh is it Wednesday? My bad if it is.

    I checked it is Wednesday! We have two more days to talk about it!

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    @MichaelJLohan It's so sad to see but judging by the last few pictures of Lindsay's teeth she is now smoking crack cocaine. Please god help!
    Michael Lohan is an A grade douche, but unlike white Oprah, at least he's not in denial about Lindsay's substance abuse.

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    Linds is waiting until she is 27 to OD because she wants to be part of the club.
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    @MichaelJLohan It's so sad to see but judging by the last few pictures of Lindsay's teeth she is now smoking crack cocaine. Please god help!
    Who needs enemies when you've got your parents? Lindz started out behind the 8 ball (pun intended) with the two she's got.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stereo Inferno View Post
    Instead of jail, the judge should sentence her to go and live in a small village in somewhere like Montana, under house arrest for one year. Then take away any earning capacity via the media, so no interviews, no shooting commercials with puppets for Air New Zealand, no Porches no paps and none of her friends can go and visit her. No phone, no blackberry.

    Okay, she can have cable and internet, but no webcam and no posting any written content anywhere.

    That would be worse than jail for Lohan. If she loses the life in a fishbowl, it's over.
    I cannot tell you how much I object to this horrific idea.

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    Frankly, I agree! This is exactly what she needs. She needs the world to forget her, so she can figure out who the heck she is on her own. She's so tied into the media's definition of her that its counterproductive and she's always on the defensive.

    She really does need to pull a Demi Moore, move to Montana or Idaho or anywhere remote and normal. Quit Twitter, quit all that nonsense. and just be herself.

    Too bad the judge can't sentence her to that. BUt maybe a judge does have that latitude? Ban her from entering LA County? Force her to move to the remote area of her choice in the state of California and engage in no media events or communications, including Twitter? Stipulate that she must get a job with an hourly wage? Force her to be NORMAL. That would be so awesome. And good for her too.
    And uh, fuck you too.

    Bitch is NOT welcome in my idyllic state. NO NO NO NO NO NO.
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    Relax, MM, Lindsay ain't going nowhere there isn't cameras and publicity. Unless someone lures her with crack or meth...

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    hmmmmm.... so if Montana sets up her own meth lab she could lure Lilo and then report all the details here first and get rich selling the stories........
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    Yeah, that sounds like a lot of work to catch a crackie. Maybe just tell her those are mountains of COKE!

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    Ain't no problem getting meth in Montana, it's practically the state passtime in rural areas. However, I'd prefer not to blow up my house - I never was very good at chemistry labs. There was a time that I gladly would have taken responsibility for LL and straightened her ass out, but that time has passed. I'm scared of all the diseases she's carrying. Send her off to Shedevil, she's a proper pimp.
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    Mel is the one with the frozen towels. She could straighten Lilo's ass out.
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