Kleptoskank Lindsay Lohan Nicks Bling, Evades Jail, Blames Black Kids Everywhere

**bellini** · February 4th, 2011, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by cmmdee

What is Ariva?

She looks like a 40 yr old divorcee on Real Houswives here

She does. She'd fit right in on Orange County or Atlanta ,lol.

I never understood why she tries so hard to look like Dina.

**sluce** · February 4th, 2011, 09:31 AM

So didn't the DA say a decision would be made Thurs or Fri? Well it's Friday. Let's go. I am up for a slow paced chase with her in a white Bronco.

**twitchy2.0** · February 4th, 2011, 09:41 AM

I will never forgive OJ for that. It was the beginning of the end of news. Nothing was happening and yet they felt the need to break into regular programming around the world (I wanted to watch that documentary on flesh eating bacteria!) and give the live play by play about NOTHING. Endless fucking talking and talking to fill the air even though they knew nothing. And now every damn little thing becomes this stupid nothing happening news event. Yeah, there's a police standoff/weather event/whatever. So what? Update when something freaking happens.

**FreeLL** · February 4th, 2011, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by sluce

So didn't the DA say a decision would be made Thurs or Fri? Well it's Friday. Let's go. I am up for a slow paced chase with her in a white Bronco.

They delayed their decision until next week.
No decision this week on charges in Lindsay Lohan jewelry theft case | L.A. NOW | Los Angeles Times

**memebot** · February 4th, 2011, 10:07 AM

Plenty of time for her to OD on the weekend!!

/deathwatch

**sluce** · February 4th, 2011, 10:11 AM

I do not believe there will be charges. I heard the store may have waited to long tp report it stolen. That would suck.

**baked_tater** · February 4th, 2011, 10:20 AM

One of the talking heads on Showbiz Tonight commente that now the jewelry store has all this free publicity, and she thinks they are using Lilo for the free publicity. One of the sad side effects of a lifestyle Lilo has chosen is being used yourself. It really doesnt matter if she did or did not take it, her past behavior is why anyone could even use her (if that theory is even true ) right now.

I think another commentator on the same show mentioned that Lilo consistantly makes poor poor choices.

She would do good to just go away for a while.

Also for me a funny thing is all of a sudden this film comes out of nowhere and claims this theft incident is jeapardizing their movie they are having Lilo star in. Some kind of picture based on her life. So a bunch of free publicity there too, all because of involvement with Lilo.

**Sylkyn** · February 5th, 2011, 10:29 AM

Ruh roh--

Sources connected with the case tell TMZ the L.A. County District Attorney will file the case as early as Monday.

Lindsay is accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Venice, CA jewelry store on January 22. Surveillance video from the store shows Lindsay with the necklace in question and there are photos of her wearing what appears to be the same necklace a week later.

If convicted ... Lindsay faces a maximum of three years in state prison.

Sources connected with Lindsay tell TMZ ... Lindsay says she'll fight the charge and she's sticking with her story that she took the jewelry on loan.

The case could also have a dramatic impact on her ongoing DUI case in Beverly Hills since she is currently on probation.

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**greysfang** · February 5th, 2011, 10:37 AM

About damn time.

**Novice** · February 5th, 2011, 11:19 AM

Lindsay Jewelry Store: It Ain't Easy to Borrow Our Stuff

2/3/2011 12:52 PM PST by TMZ Staff
You can't just walk in and "borrow" jewelry from Kamofie & Company -- the place Lindsay claims loaned her the allegedly stolen necklace -- because we're told, there's TONS of red tape to get through first.

The jewelry store owner Sofia tells TMZ, "When we loan out jewelry, we have a whole procedure that needs to be done. There is paperwork that needs to be filled out and there needs to be insurance information given or credit card information in case something happens with the jewelry."

We're told the paperwork entails an itemized list of what the customer is borrowing, a signed contract claiming responsibility for the item while it's out of the store, and credit card and insurance information in case anything goes wrong.

According to Sofia, the store RARELY deals directly with celebs -- "The stylist will come in and ask to borrow the jewelry for a shoot or an event."

Sofia wouldn't comment on the Lindsay situation -- but the surveillance tape could be the smoking gun here if it shows Lindsay signing any paperwork ... or not.

So.... she'll have paperwork then.... Oh-o...

Lindsay Lohan: I Don't Do Paperwork

2/4/2011 9:10 AM PST by TMZ Staff

Lindsay Lohan does not fill out paperwork when she takes expensive necklaces out of jewelry stores ... she leaves that to her people -- so says Lindsay to her pals.

Lindsay's freedom is riding on her claim that the Venice, CA jewelery store owner loaned her the necklace in question. Lindsay is telling friends ... "I don't deal with things like that."

Lindsay is passing the whole incident off as a "misunderstanding." Problem is -- when she figured it out, why didn't she just return the item to the store instead of sending an underling to the LAPD?

Worst case scenario -- Lindsay could face felony grand theft charges which carries a penalty of three years in prison.

Does she even have any "people" any more?

LOLZ LOOK at Kanye!!!!
Lindsay Lohan -- Open for Business

2/5/2011 7:12 AM PST by TMZ Staff
In an ironic turn, Lindsay Lohan attended the grand opening of a high-end shoe store in Beverly Hills, Giuseppe Zanotti, where she posed for pics with the famed designer and Kanye West.

Let's hope she left with the same stuff she came with.

**baked_tater** · February 5th, 2011, 11:41 AM

She looks high in that picture. Love the enthusiasm on Kanye's face.

**msdeb** · February 5th, 2011, 11:46 AM

look at her digusting nails in the picture. bitch couldn't even find time to get her nails painted. Love that freshly gnawed on look.

**baked_tater** · February 5th, 2011, 11:56 AM

I noticed that too msdeb, I had to look twice I thought they were chipped at first.

**fgg** · February 5th, 2011, 01:21 PM

As White Oprah Downs Another Injustice-tini

The pictures of Kleptohan posing with Kanye West and Giuseppe Zanotti were taken at the latter's store opening in Beverly Hills last night. Yes, LiLo is at the opening of a store that sells expensive things and she's not flanked by two detection systems and dozens of Brink's most seasoned guards. Giuseppe Zanotti didn't even hire a TSA agent to frisk her for heels at the exit door. I guess SOMEBODY is cocky about their insurance coverage.

TMZ reports that there's a chance LiLo's future could include trying to achieve her signature Texas prom curls circa 1987 in prison using toilet paper rolls and commissary hairspray, because the D.A. will charge her with felony grand theft on Monday morning. They don't believe LiLo's story that the store in Venice loaned her a $2,500 necklace and she simply forget to return it. The store says LiLo's truth is as bloated as her pussy lips and she straight-up sashayed out of there without buying the necklace or filling out the proper paperwork to borrow it for a shoot.

These new charges will cause problems between LiLo and the judge in her probation case. TMZ also says that LiLo faces up to three years in state prison if she's convicted of snatching.

The most embarrassing thing about this isn't that LiLo has the thieving skills of Kelly Taylor, it's that she might go to prison for stealing a gutter necklace she could've made using barb wire and an old can of gold spray paint. Well, since she loves that piece of shit necklace so much, she can make a reproduction of it during prison craft time using.....barb wire and an old can of gold spray paint. But we all know this dumb bitch isn't going anywhere. This is Lindsay Lohan we're talking about. If anything, she'll probably get a check in the mail from the store after Nana Lohan's Collection Agency demands a publicity fee.

**Brookie** · February 5th, 2011, 01:34 PM

The only way she'll learn any kind of lesson is by being charged and convicted and by allowing the law to run its course. Otherwise, you can bet your last dollar other items WILL disappear, and she will continue to believe she's entitled, and continue to steal because there's no punishment (so far) that is able to deter her. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.