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    Maybe one of her rich johns has bought/leased it for her in exchange for coke and BJs. She's such a fucking clueless idiot, driving a car that's sure to attract attention rather than something inconspicuous so the cops aren't always on her case. She thinks she's infallible.
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    She's a terrible driver too, always buying top of the range cars that she can't handle. How is she even on the roads? Here comes another disaster.

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    The car will be leased, she won't have bought it outright, so she must have sonemoney unless on of her johns is leasing it for her?
    I guess her next job offer will be coming for Vivid?
    Free Charmed.

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    I predict this car will be smashed up by Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stereo Inferno View Post
    I predict this car will be smashed up by Christmas.
    LOL - new game. When will Lindsay smash up her car. I predict November 23, cause that's my bday. If she is injured (badly) that'd be icing on the cake

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    And if she injures someone else, just call me clairvoyant.

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    I am going to predict October 31st for the crash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    LOL - new game. When will Lindsay smash up her car. I predict November 23, cause that's my bday. If she is injured (badly) that'd be icing on the cake
    I'll put mine on 13 December (my birthday) but because of the time zone difference I still win if it's 12 December.
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    New Years Eve is my guess. she'll be wasted and try to drive her trick ass home.
    Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    I'll put mine on 13 December (my birthday) but because of the time zone difference I still win if it's 12 December.

    Then I call dibs on 15th November (B Day) and 14th due to geographic location. Extra bloody wreck; James Dean style. White Oprah as the tree.
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    I call Dec.8th, the mister's birthday.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Man....I'd pick my birthday but thats not until July.....She will have wrecked long before that.

    Ok, I'll go with my youngest son's b-day. October 24th.

    Crash Blohan! Crash!!
    ~Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

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    We are awful people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post


    We are awful people.

    We are, we truly are.

    ... November 18th (my bday).
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    [flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone]
    me: I'm having an affair (by @iwearaonesie
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    No wonder this board rocks - it's filled with Scorpios
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