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    Quote Originally Posted by Stereo Inferno View Post
    Speaking of Lindsay fucking, my sister's friend has a friend who met her in a club in NYC one night a few years back and did the deed w/ her.

    He said she alternated between laying there like a dead starfish, to acting like a porn star.

    And she had the stinkiest box, too but hey, none of us need to fuck her to know what she stanks like.
    Not surprised, she always look like she stinks anyways

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    The Blohan Train to Denialsville continues to rumble along at full speed.

    Now THAT'S model behaviour! Lindsay Lohan returns to form in Vanity Fair Italy shoot... and says she never should have gone to jail





    She's had a difficult year which has seen her jailed and put under house arrest.
    But now it seems Lindsay Lohan has returned to form, with a sexy photoshoot in Vanity Fair Italy magazine.
    The 25-year-old actress looks stunning in the shots, taken by renowned photographer Alan Gelati, and shows off her figure in outfits including a long feathered evening dress and a sexy nude basque.

    Return to form: Lindsay Lohan looks stunning in these sexy Vanity Fair Italy shots taken when she was under house arrest at her property in Venice, California



    The photographs were taken at Lindsay's home in Venice, California, when she was under 35 days of house arrest for stealing a $2,500 necklace from a jewellery store back in January.
    But, in the accompanying interview, Lindsay says she believes she was treated too harshly for her misdemeanours, and should never have been jailed for violating probation after her 2007 DUI conviction.
    Asked what she thought of her sentence, Lindsay replied: 'Unless youíre a killer, I donít see a reason to stay there. I never hurt anyone but myself.'

    Sultry: The 25-year-old actress wore a series of revealing outfits including this nude basque for the shots


    Lindsay also told the magazine that she is hoping to return to the movie world later this year.
    Cover girl: Lindsay graces the cover of Vanity Fair Italy



    Despite having starred in a series of film flops such as I Know Who Killed Me and Labor Pains in recent years, Lindsay is clearly keen to reestablish herself as a serious actress.
    And she recently signed up to play Kim Gotti, the wife of John Gotti Jr., in mob boss movie GOTTI: In The Shadow Of My Father.
    Talking about the role, Lindsay said: 'In October, Iíll begin work. I hope to spend next year on set.'
    Meanwhile, Lindsay was yesterday seen relaxing on the beach for the second day in a row over the holiday weekend.

    Wearing an over-sized shirt and tiny black shorts, Lindsay joined friends for a Fourth of July fireworks display in Malibu, California.
    The Mean Girls star protected her fair skin with the large shirt but showed off her lean legs in a pair of tiny hot pants
    She also kept her face covered with large vintage style sunglasses.
    Lindsay sat against the wall of a beach house smoking cigarettes and drinking sugar-free Red Bull while her friends partied around her.
    She was even joined by former girlfriend Courtenay Semel who sat alongside her as they waited for the display to start.
    After 35 days under house arrest, the Hollywood star has been making the most of her new-found freedom.

    On Sunday the troubled star enjoyed a post 25th birthday morning stroll in the sunshine in plush Paradise Cove in Malibu, California.
    Also yesterday, Lindsay's father Michael showed up to court to face charges of domestic violence.
    However, when Lohan's former girlfriend Kate Major, whom Lohan was accused of hitting, did not show up to court, the case was dropped.


    Chilling out: Lindsay was yesterday seen spending some time with friends on the beach in Malibu






    Summer style: Lindsay wore a pair of black hotpants teamed with an oversized pale blue shirt



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    Sultry: The 25-year-old actress wore a series of revealing outfits including this nude basque for the shots





    That is a pantygirdle imo NOT a basque!
    Free Charmed.

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    Love the title - "What harm have I done to you?"


    And the cover "Let me make mistakes"



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    She must be back on the bottle hard, the beach pictures are very bloaty/double chinny.
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    How can she 'return to form' with that trashy shoot? She is always doing photo shoots and nothing changes.

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    Is that Italy's answer to Pedobear?

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    I just don't think she can carry off that come hither look. She's photogenic but it's the same shot every time. Everything I've read here (including the above sexcapade) says that she has no real sex appeal in the movies or in real life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post


    Love the title - "What harm have I done to you?"


    And the cover "Let me make mistakes"
    "Let me make mistakes!" Trust us, no one is stopping you! Obviously!

    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    She must be back on the bottle hard, the beach pictures are very bloaty/double chinny.
    I agree, and think the photo on the couch is positioned with her chin down and eyes up because she does have that drooping double chin there, too.

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    So the Judges only talk tough to her when it's a status update...we all must have Lohan Fatigue Syndrome since nary a peep about a court appearance...

    Judge EXTREMELY Impatient with Lindsay Lohan

    7/21/2011 9:30 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
    Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear -- she is extremely impatient with Lindsay Lohan and her progress in completing probation.


    Judge Sautner made it clear, Lindsay had better complete her community services within 1 year of the date of sentencing -- or else! The judge said, "I'm not going to give her five extra minutes. I don't want to hear, 'Oh, I couldn't do it because I was on the set of the John Gotti movie.'"

    The judge was frustrated that after 2 months, Lindsay has only completed 4 days of 60 days of community service.

    The judge was also upset that Lindsay had not enrolled in psychological counseling -- as she's required to do. The judge is giving her 21 days to sign up with a personal counselor -- not a group counselor.

    The L.A. County Probation Dept. was asking Judge Sautner to violate Lindsay's probation, because of 3 alleged violations. Two of them were outright bogus ... the third was Lindsay not returning a call from her probation officer. Lindsay did in fact belatedly return the call.

    Judge Sautner made it very clear -- if Lindsay doesn't get her act together, the judge will revoke her probation.

    So jail for Lindsay still looms.


    Judge EXTREMELY Impatient with Lindsay Lohan | TMZ.com
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    And she is never going to wise up if she keeps skating.
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    I'm so tired of these empty threats from the judge. She had plenty of times to put that skank in jail and didn't. Tired of hearing about it.

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    Lindsay needs to offer Casey Anthony a place to stay in Cali. The two young gals could hit the town together, party, and swap stories on how they keep beating their rap sheets and avoiding jail time for their crimes.

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    Remember when she used to be breaking news on CNN
    whenever she made a court appearance? The tide is turning
    and the crowd that used to be her fan base grew up and wised
    up too. She will never change until she changes her environment
    and the people she calls her friends.

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    Lindsay Lohan + Worm + Tequila = SCANDAL???! | TMZ.com

    Lindsay Lohan + Worm + Tequila = SCANDAL???!

    7/22/2011 1:00 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
    Lindsay Lohan was at a house party last week POUNDING TEQUILA ... at least that's the way the guy who handed Lindsay the bottle wanted it to appear when he set her up for this photo.


    Sources close to Lindsay tell us .. the actress was hanging out in Venice last week when a friend-of-a-friend asked if he could take a picture with LiLo.

    When she said, "yes" -- we're told the guy handed her the bottle and told her to smile! Lindsay is telling friends she didn't take ONE single sip of alcohol that night and put the bottle back down after the photo.

    Here's the thing -- it's TOTALLY legal for Lindsay to drink ... but still, we gotta ask ...

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