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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCalMarie View Post
    The only thing I'm thankful for after seeing those pics is that she's not driving.

    And in case I miss it - Happy 40th Birthday Lindsay!!!

    Oh, wait.... I mean 25th

    Hahahahaha did she think the lighter was her phone??

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    There is a great photo of me somewhere in existence singing into my beer while holding the microphone in my drinking hand at karaoke.

    I, however, manage not to look like a busted-ass crackwhore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCalMarie View Post
    I was wondering if that pic was just a "huh?" shot- like she just looked up from... I don't know, playing with her lighter, and the camera caught her off guard. But then I saw the next one, where she's doing her infamous "finger in mouth sexy pose".... still looking like....well, the way she does:

    LOL, she is totally oblivious to her fugliness. I am wondering if men still hit on her. She is so frickin disgusting. There is NOTHING left of her former cuteness.

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    She has that once pretty busted up and cheap look which appeals to a certain type.
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    Sure, she definitely has that will fuck for free drinks look about her.
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    She looks like she would fuck for less.
    I can totally picture her finger fucking herself on a table top just for the attention. And she would mistake the laughter and cheerings for love and admiration.

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    Sweet mother of God, I've seen some terrible pictures of that trick but the one with the lighter trumps them all. Her mugshot portfolio looks like a vogue spread in comparison.

    Oh, and the shirt she's wearing looks like Leann Rimes' damn purse.

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    You know, I never feel more young and beautiful than when I look at cracked out LiLo pics on our birthday. Cheers, you fucked up piece of gutter trash!
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    What a natural beauty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    There is a great photo of me somewhere in existence singing into my beer while holding the microphone in my drinking hand at karaoke.

    I, however, manage not to look like a busted-ass crackwhore.
    Pics blah blah blah?

    Can we just change her name to Tara Reid and be done with her?
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    i can't get on with the Celebitchy name "Linnocent", its just stupid. But I'll try if they pick up LeMann Franken-Rimes.... LOL!



    Linnocent parties with her family in Malibu for her 25th birthday

    These are photos of Linnocent leaving her birthday party last night. Can you believe this bitch is only 25 years old? With any other set of Linnocent photos from the past few years, I would suggest that she looks about twenty years older than her actual birth date, but even a veteran crackhead-watcher like me has to admit that Linnocent didn’t look terrible for her birthday party. Cute little white dress, fresh tan, hair freshly bleached, crazy crack lips somewhat under control… not bad, Linnocent.
    Linnocent celebrated her birthday in Malibu, at Geoffrey’s, with Ali, Michael Jr and “a few friends”. I don’t know if Mother Crackhead was there or not, and it would surprise me if Dina wasn’t. Isn’t this the kind of thing that Dina loves to enable? “Have these ten tequila shots, it’s your birthday! Go to the bathroom and do some birthday cocaine!”
    According to Radar, Linnocent’s crack-hustled part in that Gotti movie is going to have to wait - the whole film production has been pushed back until next year. Poor crackhead! All of that hustling and lying and drinking and smoking, and she doesn’t have a job to start right away. Maybe she can use this time to fulfill her community service? She’s got hundreds of hours to complete, and something tells me that Linnocent’s is going to get tired of it in about a week.



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    What did Tara Reid ever do to deserve THAT, rolf!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    i can't get on with the Celebitchy name "Linnocent", its just stupid. But I'll try if they pick up LeMann Franken-Rimes.... LOL!
    I hate "Linnocent", "Blohan" is much better imo.

    Cute little white dress, fresh tan, hair freshly bleached, crazy crack lips somewhat under control… not bad, Linnocent.
    I don't think we're drinking the same tequila if they think anything about her is cute/fresh/under control. I can't get behind that horrible color job either.

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    Speaking of Lindsay fucking, my sister's friend has a friend who met her in a club in NYC one night a few years back and did the deed w/ her.

    He said she alternated between laying there like a dead starfish, to acting like a porn star.

    And she had the stinkiest box, too but hey, none of us need to fuck her to know what she stanks like.

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