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    This "fight" has been going on for years....all PR.
    Paris needs it - she has a show coming out
    Lindsay needs it - she probably has a new pair of cheap leggings to promote?
    Case closed.

    Like this vid, where Lindsay calls Paris a c*nt, then denies it literally 2 seconds later when the pap's ask her why and looks at them like their crazy...

    [YOUTUBE]pHTmtldRhbI[/YOUTUBE]

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    uh oh ..... Lindsay is a scientologist now - via wwtdd.com

    (http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/05/lindsay...ntologist-now/)

    It was weird when the producer of the John Gotti movie talked about how great Lindsay Lohan was and that he was really excited about hiring her, but then said it wasn’t gonna happen, right before it did.

    Well the National Enquirer says that’s because even that shitty looking project knew enough to not trust her, but changed their minds when stars John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston promised to look after her. Which in this case means brainwash her.

    “Even though producers were hesitant to hire Lindsay because of her troubled past, Travolta assured them he’d take her under his wing.

    “He feels confident he’ll be able to keep her on the straight and narrow … now and forever.”
    Lohan has apparantly agreed to attend a Church of Scientology induction course, with the source adding:
    “John introduced Lindsay to one of the church’s top counsellors and – even though she’s been cast in a new role and won’t play the star’s daughter in the flick – she’s assured him she’ll still attend the series of induction classes that will make her a Scientologist.”

    In hindsight it’s amazing that she’s not already a scientologist. That bitch is dumb as a rock, she’s the perfect victim for these people. Instead of scientology and Lindsay Lohan, picture a crouching cheetah and a limping gazelle. It’s pretty much the same thing.

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    Who knew that she had enough money for the Co$.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    She won't be able to take her adderall if she joins. I'm sure they'll work with her...

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    Called it, other thread, was ridiculed, booya bitches.

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    I'm ridiculing you now on the inside.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I'm ridiculing you now on the inside.
    LOL! Its ok, I don't mind being ridiculed, inside or out!!

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    That's the spirit!
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Ahem, so no intervention?
    Posted from my iPhone

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    What secrets could she possibly have that the world doesn't know already know though? Isn't that their angle usually? Make you successful and keep your secrets whilst keeping most of your money?

    "A massive penis means never having to say you're sorry". Mo

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    Exactly. The Co$bots aren't going to have any dirt on her to keep her in the cult. We all know all her shit.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    That's what I was thinking too; she's already "out", maybe they're trying to update their image? Maybe they think she has earning potential if she manages not to snort herself to death/bankruptcy?
    Free Charmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    What secrets could she possibly have that the world doesn't know already know though? Isn't that their angle usually? Make you successful and keep your secrets whilst keeping most of your money?
    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Exactly. The Co$bots aren't going to have any dirt on her to keep her in the cult. We all know all her shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    That's what I was thinking too; she's already "out", maybe they're trying to update their image? Maybe they think she has earning potential if she manages not to snort herself to death/bankruptcy?
    We still don't know what the super secret probation report said that had the judge basically taunting her (I initially typed tainting her, I need more coffee this morning).
    If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
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    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    @MontanaMama Tainting her made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Exactly. The Co$bots aren't going to have any dirt on her to keep her in the cult. We all know all her shit.
    I don't think its about getting her money or secrets (because well, she has none of either)... I think they're thinking like business men: Lindsay would be a long term investment.
    Rehab-ing Lindsay= Positive PR for $cientology = $scientology makes money selling the " $cientology cure/way of life" and Lindsay gets money with selling interviews, stories, and getting work in return.

    Its a standard contract, just like everything else in Hollywood ....that's just my guess anyway

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