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    Are they sure Lindsay didn't say "kinda dumb" instead of "kinda numb?"

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    Lohan to Leno: I'll be back with an Oscar! - CNN.com


    Lohan to Leno: I'll be back with an Oscar!By Alan Duke, CNNApril 27, 2011 3:53 a.m. EDT

    Los Angeles (CNN) -- Lindsay Lohan, whose career has been derailed by drunken driving convictions, probation violations and a shoplifting charge, admitted in an interview with talk show host Jay Leno to "poor decisions in the past" -- but predicted an Oscar is in her future.

    Lohan, in a "Tonight Show" interview taped Monday and broadcast Tuesday, said she's "willing to do the work that I have to do to follow through with being an actress."

    "I've made a lot of mistakes and I've recognized that, but I'm in the clear now and I feel like as long as I stay focused then I will be able to, you know, achieve what I want to be able to achieve," Lohan told the NBC show's host.

    When Leno asked what one thing she would like to change about herself, Lohan said it would be the public perception of her.

    "I want the public knowledge to be about my work, not about things that I didn't get into this business for, that I've put myself into positions where that was the bigger story than what I was working on," she said.

    Lohan, 24, said she's been cast to play mobster John "Junior" Gotti's wife in a movie, but a 120-day jail sentence and several months of community service for a probation violation threatens to keep her out of the movie. It starts shooting in October.

    She is also scheduled to go on trial in June for allegedly stealing a gold and diamond necklace from a Venice, California, jewelry store. If convicted, Lohan could face up to a year in jail.

    The 13 days she spent in a Los Angeles jail last summer "was an interesting experience and it was definitely a wake-up call," Lohan said. "And I think when it happened, everything happens for a reason. I don't know exactly what will happen."

    Her latest legal setback came Friday when Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that Lohan violated her probation on two 2007 drunken driving convictions by being arrested for the necklace theft.

    Lohan said she was "kind of numb" when Sautner sentenced her to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service.

    "I was kind of shocked, I didn't really expect the outcome to be what it was, but I'm a big girl and I'm going to do what I'm told to do, continue on with working in my life and I'm taking responsibility," she said.

    The actress has admitted a drug addiction in the past, and she's spent at least eight months in substance abuse rehab in the last four years.

    "Being young and being in a position that I was in, you don't really take the time to appreciate what you have, and it's all kind of a whirlwind and people make decisions for you," she said. "But I'm not a kid anymore."

    Lohan's most optimistic statement came when Leno asked where she sees herself when she turns 30 -- six years from now.

    "Hopefully, sitting here after winning an Oscar," Lohan said.
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    dear, sweet, new born, 6 lb 14 oz, baby jesus. why is this trash even allowed on television????

    P.S. I'll have an Oscar before this bitch... we're both going to be stealing it from AJ, right?
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    Yeah, Lindsay. You just hold your breath until you get that Oscar you want.
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    I watched most of it, and she looked good and sounded good. What was weird is Jay kept reaching out and patting her shouler and little stuff, does he always manhandle guests?

    And her lawyer's hubby is in Jay's Tonight Show band.

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    She did seem clear headed at least. And she did look good compared to the shit smear she usually resembles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Yeah, Lindsay. You just hold your breath until you get that Oscar you want.
    She gonna get some Oscar Meyer in her jailhouse baloney sammich...
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    oscar mAyer
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    This would be a great way for her to show up for her next court date.

    You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    oscar mAyer
    You would know that, being the baloney fan that you are

    oh and maple flavored bacon, MMM MMM GOOD
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    Lobes - Mel doesn't care about baloney or bologna. For Mel, it's all about the wiener.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    You would know that, being the baloney fan that you are

    oh and maple flavored bacon, MMM MMM GOOD
    see and I didn't even mention that its bologna!
    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Lobes - Mel doesn't care about baloney or bologna. For Mel, it's all about the wiener.
    I was just eyeballing that weiner mobile pretty hard!
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    You want to ride on top?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    see and I didn't even mention that its bologna!
    Don't get any fancy schmancy hoity toity airs with me, sister! You know it's baloney!


    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    You want to ride on top?
    Are you pimpin' out the weinermobile?
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    Are we talking about food or Lindsay's baloney flaps?

    Just curious.
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