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    *high five* to Lainey on her write up and Michael K, both have a way with words! and major props to the judge for coming down hard on her for stealing...As for Lindsay, FFS woman stop shifting the blame on other people (like your mother Dina) for your own mistakes, be a f*cking adult and own up to them

    ...She must be delusional to think she is some of celebrity when really she has become a public joke, everyone is laughing at her not with her, she must be so desperate to clutch onto her non-existance fame at any cost!...me too, I do wonder where Lilo gets the money from and the clothes?!...xx

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    Lindsay Lohan's Not Paranoid - She Has Enemies!

    4/25/2011 1:02 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
    At first blush, it looks like Lindsay Lohan is off the wagon, guzzling champagne ... a day after she got sprung from the pokey.


    But we know the person in the picture is NOT Lindsay Lohan ... and it's the latest in a series of photos/videos pitched to TMZ and other news outlets ... making it appear that Lindsay is off the rails again.

    This picture was taken at Eclectic Wine Bar & Grille in North Hollywood Sunday afternoon. We're told the staff thought it really was Lindsay and even comped her meal.

    But TMZ has confirmed Lindsay wasn't anywhere near the restaurant when the picture was taken.

    Is someone trying to set Lindsay up? Are paparazzi on the hunt for a Lindsay look-alike to make a quick buck?

    The answer is yes and yes.

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    No wonder she is delusional if even her lookalike gets comped meals.

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    Her look-alike better get her lips inflated if she want to pull it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Her look-alike better get her lips inflated if she want to pull it off.
    How anyone could think that those wimpy lips were lohan is beyond me. And that girl has kind of a nice smile, not snarky or blitzed out her mind at all. Why the world is Lohan getting comped ANYTHING? Are they afraid she'd just steal if they didn't give it to her for free?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    No wonder she is delusional if even her lookalike gets comped meals.
    Hell shes probably pissed only her clean looking lookalikes get their meals comped!!

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    Lindsay Lohan -- 'Grateful' for Jay Leno
    4/26/2011 6:20 AM PDT by TMZ Staff


    Jay Leno won the battle for Lindsay Lohan because the actress feels "grateful" for the way he's treated her over the years ... sources connected with the actress tell TMZ.



    Lohan pre-taped an episode of "The Tonight Show" yesterday ... set to air tonight ... and according to reports, she received a standing ovation when she walked on to the set.

    Sources connected to Lohan tell us she has been receiving several offers to appear on talk shows since she was sentenced to jail last week ... but chose Leno because, "He has been nothing but good to her and her family over the years ... and has always been protective of her."

    Of course, Lohan was furious with Letterman earlier this year -- when the comic ripped her on his show following a booking fiasco. Video of Lindsay heading to the studio below.



    During the interview, Lohan talked about her sentence -- telling Jay she felt "kind of numb" after the judge threw the book at her.

    Lohan also talked about the "Gotti" movie -- reconfirming that she WILL be playing the role of John Gotti Jr.'s wife.
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    "threw the book at her"???? WTF? Did I miss something? Bitch has never even seen the book, let alone had it thrown at her. Shes been given more breaks than your average coked up fucking criminal and she needs to STFU and be grateful.
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    No jail time again?!?!? I just don't understand how she gets away with everything she has done. Unfucking real!!

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    She got jail time, she's just out on appeal.
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    Oh, okay. Well,...I just wish she'd serve her jail time actually in jail,...for once! And serve more than a few days.

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    ^^^ Grimm posted that on the page before this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    ^^^ Grimm posted that on the page before this one.
    Shit. Eh, I'll leave it up. It's still funny.

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