Kleptoskank Lindsay Lohan Nicks Bling, Evades Jail, Blames Black Kids Everywhere

**rollo** · March 24th, 2011, 02:09 PM

She refuses the plea deal and goes partying?

Yeah, this will end well.

**sluce** · March 24th, 2011, 02:29 PM

^^ It will end well for us and that is all that matters. Right?

**rollo** · March 24th, 2011, 02:31 PM

Right. But we have to fortify ourselves with patience!

**sprynkles** · March 25th, 2011, 06:53 PM

Lindsay's Criminal Battery Case -- Full Steam Ahead

3/25/2011 12:45 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
Just when Lindsay Lohan thought her legal problems couldn't get any worse ... TMZ has learned cops are reigniting their investigation into allegations she attacked a Betty Ford staffer.

Sources connected to the investigation tell us ... in the last two days, the Riverside County District Attorney's Office sent investigators to meet with key witnesses who were with Lindsay on December 12, 2010 -- the night she allegedly got into a tussle with Dawn Holland.

We're told cops told the witnesses they were conducting the investigation because the D.A. is still determining whether to pursue criminal assault charges against Lohan.

Sources tell us ... investigators wanted to know if the witness could testify if it was Lindsay or Dawn who was the "aggressor" during that fateful night. They also wanted to know if the witness could describe any sort of injury Dawn may have suffered during the incident.

We're told investigators also wanted to know if the witnesses would cooperate with authorities if the case went to trial ... but sources say the witnesses wouldn't give a definitive answer.

**mrs.v** · March 25th, 2011, 06:59 PM

**DAP** · March 25th, 2011, 07:01 PM

Skip to 3:25. Such an accurate depiction.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4ZHwFjw1hk

**Novice** · March 26th, 2011, 04:10 AM

Originally Posted by mrs.v

In no 2 she could also be Rachel Zoe, if she were a bit skinnier...

**dksnj** · March 26th, 2011, 07:08 AM

Lindsay Lohan Could Dodge Probation Bullet

3/26/2011 12:50 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

A legal technicality could save Lindsay Lohan from going to jail for her alleged probation violation -- or at least delay it.

Judge Stephanie Sautner -- who will preside over Lindsay's felony grand theft case -- will hold a preliminary hearing next month, in which prosecutors will present evidence she allegedly stole a necklace from a Venice jewelry store.

In California, prosecutors often don't present witnesses in preliminary hearings -- rather, police officers testify about what the witnesses told them.

If prosecutor Danette Meyers uses police officer testimony to make her case, that cannot be used to determine if Lindsay violated her probation, because it's hearsay. Under California law, judge's are not permitted to use hearsay involving key witnesses to violate a person's probation.

Short story -- it's likely Judge Sautner will not make a decision on whether Lindsay goes to jail for her probation violation until after the trial.

Here's the bad news. Even if Lindsay is found not guilty at trial, Judge Sautner could still violate her probation and throw her in jail. The standard for determining a probation violation -- probable cause -- is much lower than the standard to convict someone of a crime -- beyond a reasonable doubt.

Just ugh.....

**faithanne** · March 26th, 2011, 06:34 PM

Here's the bad news. Even if Lindsay LOHAN* is found not guilty at trial, Judge Sautner could still violate her probation and throw her in jail.

I personally think it's excellent news.

* I feel it's my mission to use her surname as much as possible now that she's dropped it.

**Grimmlok** · March 26th, 2011, 06:57 PM

Why is that ugh? Bitch should be in jail.

**SVZ** · March 26th, 2011, 07:16 PM

she looks pretty.

**cupcake** · March 26th, 2011, 09:17 PM

Is this going to cost taxpayers? Nice job. Hope they find her guilty as charged, not holding my breath

**dksnj** · April 19th, 2011, 09:46 AM

Seriously??????

Lindsay Lohan may use Good Friday to her advantage

By: Molly Sullivan

HollywoodNews.com: Lindsay Lohan may be avoiding her theft case for a little bit longer as she reportedly simply can’t deal with the court matter on Good Friday.
Lindsay’s attorney, Shawn Holley, will reportedly be asking the judge on the case to postpone her hearing so she can observe the Christian holiday, states RadarOnline.com. Lindsay’s attorney reportedly discussed the matter with the judge in a meeting last week.
Now, Lindsay would reportedly still appear in court on Friday, but only to hear the ruling on the motion to postpone the case.
If the case is postponed, Lindsay’s matter will likely be dealt with next month.
Why do you think Lindsay Lohan is postponing her case? Just for Good Friday?