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    No, only in certain portions of Nevada.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    ^^ Really. What else could shock us? She was born a man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    No, only in certain portions of Nevada.
    Now I remember, Charlie Harper got arrested once.
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    There was that recent blind about a trainwreck celeb prostituting herself in Japan to businessmen who want to say they've been with her. The common guess was Lindsay. Maybe they have info on her prostituting herself overseas so they can't arrest her in the US for it but it would still be taken into consideration?
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    ^^^Interesting. She's done quite a few photo shoots in Japan.

    And this reputable article all but confirms it.

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan
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    I have no doubt in my mind hat she trades sex for money. How else would she pay her legal bills, excessive shopping trips, and her lifestyle?
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    ^ Wasn't she always traveling the world with rich business men? Or was that Paris Hilton?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    And this reputable article all but confirms it.

    Lindsay Lohan - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

    So funny!! I hadn't seen that website before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fattymatty View Post
    ^ Wasn't she always traveling the world with rich business men? Or was that Paris Hilton?
    That was Paris. But there was a BI about an agency that hooks up rich business men with femal celebrities - for money. It was widely guessed that that's how LL and Harry Morton met.

    I think LL has been fucking for designer clothes, drugs, and money for most of
    her life. I personally know chicks who do that, prostitution is so much more common than people pretend. Where do you draw the line betweeen gold digging and prostitution?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fattymatty View Post
    ^ Wasn't she always traveling the world with rich business men? Or was that Paris Hilton?
    Yup Paris Hilton.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    That was Paris. But there was a BI about an agency that hooks up rich business men with femal celebrities - for money. It was widely guessed that that's how LL and Harry Morton met.

    I think LL has been fucking for designer clothes, drugs, and money for most of her life. I personally know chicks who do that, prostitution is so much more common than people pretend. Where do you draw the line betweeen gold digging and prostitution?
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    Lohan has long been trading blow jobs for money.





    And just for fun.. I found this when I googled "Lohan falls in Cannes":


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    Lindsay Probation Report: She's Been Drinking Again!


    3/17/2011 12:45 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

    Lindsay Lohan's probation report says she's been drinking fermented tea that contains alcohol -- yeah, big whoop.


    Sources familiar with the report tell TMZ ... Lindsay fessed up to her probation officer ... she was drinking Kombucha tea, which has an alcohol content of 0.5% or less ... and now the L.A. County Probation Department added it to the list of reasons why the judge should violate her probation and send her to jail.

    Lindsay was so bold ... she actually left one of her alcohol ed classes clutching a bottle of Kombucha.

    That plea bargain's sounding better than ever.


    that can't be the bombshell, right?

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    seriously, kombucha? for fuck's sake there is something wrong with the world if the probation department has nothing better to do than go after people for drinking fucking kombucha.
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    As much as I hate Blohan, the probation department seems to be picking at straws.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    seriously, kombucha? for fuck's sake there is something wrong with the world if the probation department has nothing better to do than go after people for drinking fucking kombucha.
    I agree, she does enough legit crap to violate her probation. Nitpicking devalues her real violations and lets her get away with the "everyone's picking on me" meme.
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