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    That dress looks like something Lady Gaga might wear somewhere. She might add a few rips, tears and other things to it but that dress would be something shed start with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post
    Her tits just lay there, like socks filled with sand.
    Nice hairline, bitch.
    Wow - didn't even notice the hairline until you mentioned it. How could I miss it - it begins in the middle of her head.

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    Lindsay Probation Report Would Destroy Her


    3/11/2011 1:00 AM PST by TMZ Staff

    TMZ has learned ... the L.A. County Probation Department report on Lindsay Lohan is so blistering, it could land her in prison if she's convicted of felony grand theft.



    Multiple sources familiar with the probation report tell TMZ ... the report -- drafted after Lindsay allegedly took the necklace in January -- contains something "shocking" and "devastating" against Lindsay. The info has never been made public and our sources would not divulge specifics -- only to say any judge who uses it to determine sentencing would probably throw the book at Lindsay.

    The stakes are high if Lindsay doesn't accept Judge Keith Schwartz' proposed sentence -- which we're told is 3 months in jail. If Lindsay decides to fight the charge, Judge Stephanie Sautner would use the report to determine sentencing if she decides Lindsay violated her probation. Lindsay faces more than a year in jail for the probation violation.

    And even worse for Lindsay ... if Lindsay is convicted of felony grand theft, the judge in that case would also consider the scathing probation report. The maximum sentence Lindsay would get for felony grand theft is 1 year in state prison.

    Mind you Judge Schwartz' job is to try and settle cases, which is why he's willing to go pretty easy on Lindsay.

    Short story -- Lindsay is crazy not to accept Judge Schwartz' offer.

    Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, tells TMZ, "Judge Schwartz made it abundantly clear Thursday, on the record, that the probation violation, if proven, would be based on the theft allegation and nothing more. If there was such 'devastating' information in the Probation Report, wouldn't the allegations be based on that?"

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    Shocking and devastating, eh?

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    I want to know.
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    Me too. If it were dirty drug tests, wouldnt' that be a direct violation of her probation and go right back to jail.

    Other than that, what else could it be? Maybe she is klepto and stole some office supplies from the probation office

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    LOL. Or a fur coat from a night club. Oh wait ... it can't be that.

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    Stupid bullshit TMZ story.

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    Don't you know, TMZ is the C.I.A.!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Yeah but you wouldn't wear it for court, would you?
    Oh, no way. But this is Lindsay we're talking about. This is comparable to a nun's outfit for her. LOL.

    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    LOL. Or a fur coat from a night club. Oh wait ... it can't be that.
    Or the black kid's pants.

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    Why the fuck should ANYBODY go easy on blohan? Would they go easy on any of us?

    Fuck this stupid ducklipped rubberdress pancaketit cow
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    Drug use wouldn't be shocking. I'm hoping for prostitution.

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    ^^ Really. What else could shock us? She was born a man?
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    Its gotta be prostitution, which begs the question, why didn't they pick her up?
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    I thought it was legal in Cali?
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