Kleptoskank Lindsay Lohan Nicks Bling, Evades Jail, Blames Black Kids Everywhere

**Stereo Inferno** · February 2nd, 2011, 02:10 PM

Oh well, if she's charged and going to jail, at least she can stop pretending she's sober and party like it's 1999, before sentencing...

**hunterlovesgossip** · February 2nd, 2011, 02:11 PM

lmao at this ginger crackwhore going back to the slammer.

**AliceInWonderland** · February 2nd, 2011, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by Classic Broad

She really needs to move out of LA.

Originally Posted by olivia

Except she has stolen stuff in NYC and Europe, too.

omg what?!

what a fucking ho-bag i swear!

**Sunrider** · February 2nd, 2011, 04:16 PM

Throw her in jail and lose the key. I am sooo tired of her!

**Grimmlok** · February 2nd, 2011, 04:21 PM

erg.. lose. LOSE.

Loose is when something rattles around in a hole

**faithanne** · February 2nd, 2011, 04:25 PM

Maybe the key was too tight?

**Sunrider** · February 2nd, 2011, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

erg.. lose. LOSE.

Loose is when something rattles around in a hole

Sorry. English is not my first language.

**Sojiita** · February 2nd, 2011, 04:36 PM

Charges! We need charges! A trial..jail..Linds in a prison jumpsuit again. Tears streaming down her face behind a police car window!

Pleaaaaasssseeee!!!!!!

**Grimmlok** · February 2nd, 2011, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by Sunrider

Sorry. English is not my first language.

You have an excuse then!

You have no idea how many native English speakers make that mistake. Drives me nuts.

**baked_tater** · February 2nd, 2011, 04:43 PM

Dear God this bitch will NOT learn will she.

To play Devils Advocate, what kind of shitty clerk lets anyone (much less Sticky Fingers Lilo) just waltz out with a (hahahigh end, roflmao, two grand is not high end) necklace that has not been paid for? Whoever did it would be fired if they worked for me.

**fgg** · February 2nd, 2011, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

You have no idea how many native English speakers make that mistake. Drives me nuts.

it bugs the hell out of me too. so many people make that mistake.

**Sunrider** · February 2nd, 2011, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

You have an excuse then!

You have no idea how many native English speakers make that mistake. Drives me nuts.

Bad spelling drives me nuts too.

**greysfang** · February 2nd, 2011, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

You have no idea how many native English speakers make that mistake. Drives me nuts.

How many are their?

**stef** · February 2nd, 2011, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by C_is_for_Cookie

She's so stupid that new levels of stupid have been invented just for her.

this

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

throw her fucking ass in jail

and this.
but i just know that she'll get away with it eventually. AGAIN. i was rooting for her for a looong time, but i'm so sick and tired of her ruthless ignorant behavior now. she needs a reality check. just fly her ass to somalia or darfur and leave her there for a couple of months.