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    Dumb bitch. If I were her, I would just say fuck this shit, do out my total time and be done with the justice system. Until she fucks up again.

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    I wonder what the inmates will do to her if she goes to jail. Pretty hilarious thought, tbh.

    Too bad that won't happen.

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    Erm... NOTHING. Because she'll be in segregation/a single cell again.
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    Yeah, how does it make sense that she's always isolated in a special single cell but they say she gets out early because of overcrowding? I bet those solitary cells aren't overcrowded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baked_tater View Post
    Dumb bitch. If I were her, I would just say fuck this shit, do out my total time and be done with the justice system. Until she fucks up again.
    I sooo agree. She acts like she'll be doing hard time in the big house. More like 3 weeks in segregation in county jail. The longer she drags this out, the more money she spends/loses and the more she pisses off those in charge of her fate. I'm surprised Shawn Holley has hung in this long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    I'm surprised Shawn Holley has hung in this long.
    She tried to run away from the Lohan madness, but the judge wouldn't let her. She's sort of stuck with this crap.
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    I'm confused. Wouldn't the surveillance tape have been entered into evidence? Unless the store owner made a copy, how can they shop it around? Next the defense is going to say they can't find an unbiased jury because the tape is out there.

    This was amusing to watch as it unfolded, now it is tiring.

    Lindsay Jeweler May Have Screwed Prosecutor


    3/6/2011 3:59 AM PST by TMZ Staff



    The "victim" in the alleged Lindsay Lohan jewelry store heist just cashed in on the surveillance video and in the process may have really messed up the prosecutor's case.



    The jewelry store -- Kamofie & Co. -- has been working with a broker for the last few days and the broker has been on the horn with numerous media outlets, salivating at the prospect of cashing in.

    The video has been sold -- but it's causing fits for the lawyers in the case, particularly the prosecutor.

    Lindsay's defense is that the necklace was a loan ... the jeweler begged to differ. So intent is critical, and if the jeweler is called to the stand and admits this was just a convenient way of scoring some quick cash from the media, Kamofie will have about as much credibility as (insert favorite celebrity who lied in "comment" section).

    We know lawyers in the case have been in touch with the people at Kamofie, trying to dissuade them from selling the tape ... to no avail.

    No word on how this will affect plea bargain negotiations. TMZ broke the story ... in the next few days, Shawn Holley, Lindsay's lawyer, and prosecutor Danette Meyers will meet in chambers with Judge Keith Schwartz ... sources tell us Holley is trying to get the judge to commit to a short jail sentence if Lindsay cops a plea.

    Stay tuned ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalet View Post
    So then she did steal it. Thief!

    She'll do barely two days. They found room for Martha Stewart but not this dope. I'm not on any of the judges teams because they all cop out. Every single time it's "but if you're in my court one-more-time"....she's thinking yeah, yeah, yeah.
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    Bitch is unreal. Not sure if this was posted already or not:

    Lindsay Lohan is suing the jewelry store she crack-heisted from


    You remember that LindsayLohan is headed to court today, correct? This is the deadline for her “plea or GTFO” (not a legal term, but it should be). Just keep that in mind. I’m not expecting crack tears, and I’m not expecting a crack plea either. I honestly think Lohan’s crack legal team is going to push for an honest-to-God trial. No joke. Anyway, you know how Entertainment Tonight and the Associated Press were able to get their hands on the security tape through some sort of financial arrangement with the jewelry store? And you know how Team Crackhead is all in a tizzy because they say the tape VINDICATES the crackhead because it shows her absentmindedly stealing a necklace, because if you steal something when your thoughts are somewhere else, it doesn’t count? Well, there’s a new layer to the crack denial/hilarity. Lindsay Lohan is SUING the jewelry store!!! Because they sold their surveillance tape of her crack heist!!! I can only imagine that this was cooked up by Mother Crackhead after a three day tequila-and-blow bender:
    Lindsay Lohan is preparing to sue Kamofie & Company jewelry store — claiming they had no right to cash in from the sale of the infamous surveillance tape … because Lindsay never gave them the right to use her image for profit … TMZ has learned.
    Sources connected to the surveillance video tell TMZ … Kamofie sold the rights to distribute the tape to the Associated Press for at least $40k. The AP has since struck a deal with “Entertainment Tonight” in which the show got exclusive rights to air the tape for one week.
    We’re told Lohan met with her lawyers today … no word on when she plans to file the lawsuit.
    UPDATE: A rep for Kamofie tells us, “We regret to hear there is trepidation by Miss Lohan in connection with the video. ”
    The statement continues, “We hope that everyone understands that this is beyond our control, the flood of the requests to see this video were simply too overwhelming. It was truly necessary to put it out.”
    [From TMZ]
    I just don’t see how Lindsay has any case, other than a case of the crackhead crazies. The surveillance tape is the rightful property of the jewelry store, and they are taping people who come into their store willingly. And besides that, Lindsay STOLE from them, and if she’s looking for monetary compensation for the sale of her crack thievery, couldn’t that be in violation of whatever Son of Sam laws are in place? Does California have Son of Sam laws? Oh, here’s another question: if this tape vindicates Lindsay, wouldn’t she want everyone to see it? What does it mean if she doesn’t want people to see it?

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    Sounds like Lindsay is receiving legal advice from Charlie Sheen.
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    Actually, she does have a legit case on the sale of the tape. It will be interesting to see how it plays out.
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    She's just pissed they didn't give her a cut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Actually, she does have a legit case on the sale of the tape. It will be interesting to see how it plays out.
    tell me more. I mean, it IS the jewelry stores tape and surveillance system.
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    She is adamant about not pleading. I hope she takes it all the way to trial (and it is televised) and she gets the maximum.

    Lindsay Lohan: I Ain't Pleading to Nothin'


    3/9/2011 12:45 AM PST by TMZ Staff

    Lindsay Lohan is steadfast .... she's not plea bargaining her felony grand theft case.


    We got Lindsay Tuesday night going to her agent's office and asked if she'd accept a plea deal -- which the judge has already said would involve jail time. Lindsay appears to nod in the negative.

    It's an interesting situation ... we've learned Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley and prosecutor Danette Meyers are meeting with Judge Keith Schwartz Wednesday to discuss a plea bargain. Judge Schwartz has made it clear -- any plea deal will put Lindsay behind bars ... the only question is for how long.

    Lindsay must appear in court on Thursday. If she doesn't accept a plea deal, the case will assigned to Judge Stephanie Sautner for trial, and the stakes for Lindsay then go up dramatically.

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    nod in the negative
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