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    I don't understand what O is trying to do here. Hohan got out of rehab like 10 minutes ago. And Oprah is airing this thing this spring? It's set up to be a disaster. What is the deal? Is Linds supposed to be all straightened out? I don't think anyone can come out of rehab, shake it off and get their life and career back in a matter of 6 months. I mean for someone as bad off as Linds. We all saw her poor sad fall.
    I would think this would need to be a 5 year documentary or something. I think Linds needs major therapy and thinking error classes. I kind of think Oprah is expecting way too much here.

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    Oprah is just expecting people to tune into a freak show. She's good either way.

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    Well she's 27, and probably wants to join the club....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Well she's 27, and probably wants to join the club....
    Well if thats the case, she has about 6 months to achieve club status...


    TMZ has a new story up....
    EDIT: Nevermind... not new-it was posted 1/8. But it's new to me

    Lindsay Lohan

    Crap ... My Stolen Computer Has Naked Photos!

    1/8/2014 1:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF





    Read more: Lindsay Lohan -- Crap ... My Stolen Computer Has My Naked Photos! | TMZ.com



    You want to see Lindsay Lohan naked? That's what she's afraid of ... because we know what's in her stolen computer.

    Lindsay claims her computer was stolen at the airport in Shanghai, China, and she's offering a reward for its return. In a move showing an utter lack of sophistication, Lindsay isn't specifying how much she'll give ... she's saying, "Whatever it takes." Translation: A lot.

    Why, you ask, is she so freaked out? We've learned she had a bunch of nude photos of herself. She claims they're all from various photo shoots that were never supposed to be released. Again, when an actress is asked to take her clothes off, usually no good comes from that.

    And there's more ... We're told Lindsay claims she has "private correspondence" from a bunch of famous people, including Woody Allen and Lady Gaga, that she wants to keep under wraps.

    We pressed on whether there were selfies but got no answer ... so we're guessing there are.


    Read more: Lindsay Lohan -- Crap ... My Stolen Computer Has My Naked Photos! | TMZ.com


    Gee, I wonder who stole it?!?! (Just kidding, I know its Dina trying to make a quick buck )
    And no TMZ, we don't want to see Lohan naked, again

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    Hmmm ... a White Oprah attempt at passive-aggressive blackmail, methinks
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    what famous people would want to have 'private correspondence' with LiLo? Unless it's to tell her to stop hassling them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roslyntaberfan View Post
    Hmmm ... a White Oprah attempt at passive-aggressive blackmail, methinks
    Quote Originally Posted by wingnut View Post
    what famous people would want to have 'private correspondence' with LiLo? Unless it's to tell her to stop hassling them.
    I don't think it's White Oprah... I think it's Lilo, herself. She'll probably go to the "famous people" and say "the computer thief wants more money than I can give them... I don't want our correspondence to go public... you know the one where I told you where to get the good shit/the price to pluck my little sister's cherry/etc - how much can YOU kick in?"
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    Ooooh. That's a very plausible idea.

    Nothing like a shake down to fill your coffers.
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    If Lohan isn't picking up a few tips from White Oprah by now, she must have been doing it wrong.

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    http://pagesix.com/2014/01/27/lindsay-lohan-film-linked-to-convicted-drug-dealers/

    Lindsay Lohan film linked to convicted drug dealers


    By Richard Johnson

    January 27, 2014 | 9:47pm







    Lindsay Lohan will be just fine if her reality-TV career on Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network crashes and burns. She is set to star in a low-budget movie being financed by a pair of convicted cocaine dealers who are accused of orchestrating a contract killing in Moscow.


    Lohan was partying into the wee hours at the Sundance Film Festival last week with her lawyer David Feldman at the pop-up Bungalow 8 in Park City, Utah.


    The late nights are further evidence that Winfrey is not getting the heartwarming story of recovery and redemption she was hoping for when she signed Lohan to the eight-episode show in August after Lohan’s latest stint in rehab.


    But LiLo’s backup plan is “Inconceivable,” produced by Randall Emmett and George Furla, whose 70 credits include “2 Guns,” “Lone Survivor,” “Alex Cross,” “Broken City,” “The Tomb” and “Righteous Kill.”


    Emmett and Furla have $525 million in financial backing from Remington Chase and Stefan Martirosian, whose backgrounds, according to LA Weekly, include “convictions for cocaine trafficking; ties to the Russian oil business, the Armenian government and the African diamond trade; and stints as federal informants.”


    “Most disturbing are allegations that they orchestrated a contract killing in Moscow — allegations that the Moscow police took seriously enough to investigate,” the exhaustively researched story said.


    “Perfect combo for Lindsay,” laughed one Hollywood veteran.


    Lohan sourced the script for “Inconceivable” and will be credited as one of the producers of the $6 million movie. According to a press release from Emmett/Furla Films, she’ll play Katie, “a young woman on a journey to reclaim something that she’s lost.” Her career, perhaps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorahacky View Post

    Lohan was partying into the wee hours at the Sundance Film Festival last week with her lawyer David Feldman at the pop-up Bungalow 8 in Park City, Utah.

    This is the funniest thing I read in a long time. Her lawyer sounds responsible.

    Why do I have a feeling that her "financial backers" for her film, are also her "financial backers" in life (Johns).

    All of this should end well.

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    Where is her lawyer with the LV briefcase? He wouldn't have partied with Lindsay for fear of being separated from his lucky mascot! And what does Shawn Chapman Holley have to say?

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    I believe last seen, Shawn Holly was cackling in a corner and howling, I got paid and got away
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    She looks like she is in her 40s here
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    Which is an improvement over the period when she looked like a used-up 50-yr-old crackwhore.

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