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    Oh please. In her dreams she looks like that.
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    Damn, she burned through the Oprah-money fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    I saw Leprechauns when I was tripping on acid, or maybe they were gnomes. Whatever they were, they liked to hide in trees, then pop their heads out, and laugh at me. I also saw "mushroom men" that were arm flexing, had an hour long conversation with my toes, and was convinced that the toilet was trying to get me whenever it flushed. That was one heck of a night.
    Reminds me of the time I kept my ex company while he worked his way through some acid. The best parts I recall were his wastebasket turning into a wolf and running away, and him looking down and seeing his Russian grandmother crawling up his leg with a knife in her teeth. Having met said Russian grandmother and been strongly reminded of Marlon Brando from "The Godfather' wearing a polyester floral dress, yeah, that hallucination was definitely scary.
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    Lindsay just made a huge fool of herself...she wishes she looked like this.

    The woman who appears in every Grand Theft Auto V advertisement has gone by many names—the beach girl, bikini girl, and blonde girl. Gamers have casually compared her likeness to YouTube star Justine Ezarik (a.k.a. iJustine), actress Yvonne Strahovski, and model Candice Swanepoel.



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    But none of those women were the inspiration for GTA V’s iconic ads. So, late Tuesday night, one Reddit user did some serious sleuthing.
    "Some people tried telling me the girl from GTAV wasn't based off of [supermodel] Kate Upton," tchoob wrote on Reddit's r/gaming forum. "I don't believe them."
    Using an almost identical bikini photo of Upton, tchoob created the following GIF showing how incredibly similar both woman are:
    Another user, marcusa3000, doubled down on the theory with the following montage:
    "The attention to detail is impressive, and sometimes hilarious," pajam commented. "The 'sports illustrated' font in the background changing to match the font in GTA is subtle and I almost missed it. The shell changing into the phone, the necklace changing... Whoever did this did a great job."
    Yet despite that uncanny resemblance, both redditors were also wrong.
    The real woman who inspired GTA V's bikini gal was model Shelby Welinder. She was hired by video game producer Rockstar through her agency to model for the advertisement in the fall of 2012.
    "It's nice to see all these people referring to me as a porn star and a slut," Welinder told Nowgamer in 2012. "Quite entertaining to say the least. I worked for Rockstar and signed a release that said I'd be listed in the game credits."
    To further prove that she was indeed GTA V's muse, Welinder provided Nowgamer with an image of her invoice from Rockstar.
    While the lengths these redditors have gone to in order to solve the bikini girl mystery may seem extreme, they are nothing new for anyone who knows Grand Theft Auto fans.
    Since Rockstar began developing the game in 2008, players of the immensely successful GTA series have devoured every fact or rumor they could find. That obsession was taken to a completely different level in 2011 after amateur cartographers began crowdsourcing images from the unfinished game to create the following gaming map:
    This week, their work was vindicated after the official map of Los Santos was leaked to the world:
    "Not gonna lie, that is impressive as hell that they all took the time to analyze pics and make a map that is almost dead on. im seriously impressed by this," _stealth_ commented. "[N]ever underestimate the brain power of the collective mind of a group of people with a goal...jeeezzz. simply amazing."
    Gamers have also dissected minutia like the purpose of a tiny shack situated atop the largest mountain in the game, visible for only a few seconds in one of the GTA V gameplay videos. (It can be seen in the upper left-hand side of the following image.)
    The building piqued the interest of Reddit's r/gaming forum, which resulted in a plethora of images to explain their wild theories.
    GTA V will be released Tuesday. And even though the case of the bikini girl is closed, you can bet there will be plenty more to investigate upon the game’s release.
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    She also sued E Trade because the 'milkaholic' baby's name was Lindsay - she got cash but it wasn't made public how much

    She also sued Pitbull for using her name in his song - which was thrown out by the judge

    Guess when she is down on her luck, she sues
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    Let's hope she and Leanne don't put their heads together, hmmm?
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    Yeah, Rockstar tooottally used Lindsay likeness....

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    another LOLsuit by lindsay means more mark heller for us, just in time for christmas!
    not to defend lindsay, but i think by "image" she doesn't mean the bikini girl, but rather some characters in the game (the bikini girl reference is just a suggestion made by TMZ). the actress in the gameplay video on TMZ is called lacey jonas and says things like "i didn't do anything". she could be any hollywood bimbo, though. i'm sure they had all kinds of fucked up hollywood celebrities, including lindsay, in mind when they developed the game.
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    Those lolsuits are her only (legal) way of making money these days.
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    I did think of Lindsay during that paparazzi mission.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    Those lolsuits are her only (legal) way of making money these days.
    That and taking her clothes off.

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    Default Is Lindsay Lohan dating/hooking up with Liam Neeson’s 18-year-old son Michael?



    This is the most unpleasant story of the day (for me). First, some background: Liam Neeson is the father of two teenage sons,
    Michael and Daniel. Their mother was the late (great) Natasha Richardson. Since Natasha’s passing in 2010, Liam has done a wonderful job of keeping his sons out of the spotlight and for all we know, they are just normal New York kids. Enter the Cracken. Lindsay has been a “cougar” jag for the past year or so, dating a series of barely-legal young men. Her last “boyfriend” was 19 years old. And her new boyfriend might be 18-year-old Michael Neeson. I hate the world right now].


    Premature cougar Lindsay Lohan has moved on from a younger man to an even younger one. After dating 19-year-old model Liam Dean, sources say the 27-year-old actress is cozying up to Liam Neeson’s 18-year-old son, Michael.


    The two were spotted Friday partying at hot spot Finale, where spies tell us they snuck off to the women’s bathroom together at one point.


    Page Six reported in October that Lohan was seeing Dean, a hunk signed with RedModel Management, after the two were spotted partying at 1Oak. She was also linked to teenage Ralph Lauren model Morgan O’Connor.


    Now, the troubled actress, who completed rehab this summer, has moved on toMichael, son of late actress Natasha Richardson and Neeson and grandson of Vanessa Redgrave.


    A source said: “Lindsay seems to have this thing for younger men at the moment. They were together at a house party of one of Lindsay’s stylist friends before]Thanksgiving, and were together at Finale on Friday. Lindsay was seen leading him into the women’s bathroom, hand-in-hand. The odd thing was that Dean was with them all night, even though Lindsay had been seeing him, too.”


    But a rep for Neeson insisted “it’s not true” that Lohan and the actor’s son are romantically linked. Lohan’s rep told us, “Lindsay is friends with Michael but they are not dating.”


    Liam Neeson recently told the Belfast Telegraph he doesn’t want his kids to get caught up in the acting business. “You go for an interview for a part and you’re rejected for all sorts of things — you’re too tall, or too Irish,” the “Taken” star said. “It is a hard process to go through and I don’t want my kids to have to feel that.”


    Meanwhile, sources say Lohan’s heading to Miami this week for Art Basel, where she’s being pegged as this year’s Demi Moore — as in the star who shows up to ubiquitously party.


    But we’re told it’s highly unlikely Michael’s family would allow him to go to Miami to hang with her.

    [From Page Six]


    Dear Liam: please shut this down. Please shut it down HARD and fast. Also: please, Liam, stop your 18-year-old son from spending too much time in the clubs in general – you never know what kind of cracked-out, kleptomaniac, famewhore disaster he’s going to end up with. “Sneaking into the women’s bathroom” never sounded so wrong, I swear. Lindsay needs to stop off. Ugh.
    Cele|bitchy | Is Lindsay Lohan dating/hooking up with Liam Neeson’s 18-year-old son Michael?


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    Blohan probably saw the Liam GIF and wanted a piece of it. And since there's no way the original would be available, she settled for his son.
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    All I can ever feel for this girl is pity.

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    The two were spotted Friday partying at hot spot Finale, where spies tell us they snuck off to the women’s bathroom together at one point.



    coke.
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