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    Dear Lindsey and Oprah, as Chief Grady once said, "Desperation is a stinky cologne".
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    OWN Sets Lindsay Lohan Interview, Docuseries

    The troubled actress will sit down with Oprah Winfrey in August and chronicle her comeback with the network in 2014.
    Doesn't she actually have to have a comeback before it can be chronicled?
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    Lindsay Lohan Is Getting $2 Million To Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass

    The inside of Lindsay Lohan's brain is composed of vodka, PediaLite and one failed Tyra Banks music video, but this hasn't deterred Team Oprah from offering her $2 million actual American dollars to feature an 8-part docuseries on OWN about LiLo's life and struggles. (For context, she got $1 million from her Playboy shoot.)


    In addition to the paycheck, she gets two assistants and a stylist. Apparently they've been negotiating for months, and Lindsay actually signed the deal at Betty Ford, so tuck that away in the "It's like ray-yayn on your wedding dayYYYY" file.


    Fucking MEANWHILE, Dina Lohan was asked about the Great Oprah Adventure while gallivating around Jill Zarin's fashion show. "Oh, it's fantastic. If there’s any mentor you could choose, there’s nobody better than Oprah. This is a great opportunity for Lindsay. We are all very excited about it." Will you appear in the docuseries, Dina? "Possibly! It's about family... And I'm family."



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    JFC!! Let it die already.

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    I may be channeling Buttmunch here but I hope this all works out for her. I'd love to see her back on her feet again.
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    Really, this is just getting ridiculous, Oprah ffs get the fuck outta here
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    2 million from Oprah for this freak show.... hmm, Oprah - call me. We'll talk about Lindsay's "punishments"... *hint* frozen towels*
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    Aren't Oprah and Dr. Phil still close? You'd think she would have learned from watching that shit show what she was up against. I'll die laughing if White Oprah tells real Oprah she's all judgey in her little shoes and her little dress.
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    Ha! So I guess Oprah isn't above paying for interviews after all. Who thinks that Lindsay will last through the whole series without disappearing into the night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by olivia View Post
    Who thinks that Lindsay will last through the whole series without disappearing into the night?
    Nobody but the white Oprah and the black Oprah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by olivia View Post
    Ha! So I guess Oprah isn't above paying for interviews after all. Who thinks that Lindsay will last through the whole series without disappearing into the night?

    They'd better hold her payment til the end
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    Oprah is not paying for an interview. She is paying for rights to produce a show for her network.
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    Only Oprah has enough money to take a gamble on Lindsay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Oprah is not paying for an interview. She is paying for rights to produce a show for her network.
    That's the nice clean way of putting it. Still seems like a bunch of interviews, in front of an audience, to me. Let's see if the cameras follow Linds into the club scene or Dina's runs to the liquor store.
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    7/22/2013 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

    LINDSAY LOHAN
    DINA DRUNK DIALED THERAPY SESSION


    EXCLUSIVE

    Lindsay Lohan's mother has been banned from participating in her rehab treatment after a drunken phone call a few weeks ago ... TMZ has learned.

    Sources tell us shortly before Lindsay's birthday, July 2, Cliffside rehab facility got Dina on the phone -- so LiLo could have a conversation with her.

    But we're told the person from the clinic who spoke to Dina believed she was hammered, and quickly nixed the idea of letting her speak to Lindsay.

    Furthermore, we're told the rehab team felt it would be best for LiLo's treatment if she stopped talking to Dina altogether for the rest of her stay.

    Good luck, Oprah.

    Attempts to reach Dina were unsuccessful.



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