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Thread: Kleptoskank Lindsay Lohan Nicks Bling, Evades Jail, Blames Black Kids Everywhere

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    Nobody asked about how the bitch was raised. The important thing is what she does now, and it's obvious that she has absolutely no ability to deny herself anything she wants - zero willpower. Whether it's alcohol, drugs, stuff, if she wants it, she'll drink/snort/pop/steal it.

    Where the heck is Samron lately? Hiding? Dogs & girlfriends, she can pick 'em. Seems like she was kinda showing Lindsay some support right before her unfortunate incarceration.
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    SHE HAS the willpower to be skinny

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    ^That would be the drugs!

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    she has the willpower to do drugs



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    Yep, an impressive, unstoppable willpower! Bitch is outta control. She keeps it up, her wakeup call is gonna be brutally ugly. And when that happens we'll all be here to say, "I told you so, ya triflin' druggie bitch!"

    *eta: sluce, I believe Blohan has only ever been in Lynwood, which is an LA County jail.

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    blo-han

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    Ok, so in reality, she'd probably serve a grand total of 3 weeks in jail? But she'd rather take this to trial? Bring it on, you deluded bitch. Roll the dice.
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    i feel like her today, im wearing someone else's gold necklace

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    Really? Coz I was thinking about wearing the black kid's pants.
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    LOL. And I can't decide on extensions or getting my lips blown up.

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    I think I'll just dye my skin orange in her honor.
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    I will volunteer to steal a car while drunk and go 100mph...

    ..er...with my history..maybe someone else can do this one? lol

    I will volunteer to stumble around on some steps drunk off my ass and fall into some bushes while people photograph me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post
    Really? Coz I was thinking about wearing the black kid's pants.
    i'll never get over that she's such low-down trash isn't she

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    I will volunteer to stumble around on some steps drunk off my ass and fall into some bushes while people photograph me!
    Don't forget to fill your shoes with foot powder!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    Don't forget to fill your shoes with foot powder!
    uh..*snort snort snort*..what is this footpowder of which you speak?

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