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    Quote Originally Posted by memebot View Post
    I don't think she intends to "steal" things per se. I think she figures that she is just entitled to a lot of things that don't belong to her because she is Lindsay Lohan and who would say no?
    the actual owners of the jewelry she's stolen?
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
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    She's accustomed to luxury and now that she' irrelevant, her generous suitors have disappeared. From men to stores and designers, everyone was giving her shit for free. Sense of entitlement meets hoarder.
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    ^ yeah that must be it.

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    Lindsay Lohan: I Just Borrowed That Damn Necklace!
    35 minutes ago by TMZ Staff

    Lindsay Lohan claims she did not steal the necklace at the center of a criminal investigation ... rather, she claims it was loaned to her and a stylist simply forgot to return it on time ... TMZ has learned.



    Sources closely connected with Lindsay tell TMZ ... Lindsay was in the jewelry store in Venice, CA on January 22 and claims the necklace was loaned to her.

    Lindsay claims she gave it back to a stylist at some point thereafter but the stylist neglected to return it on time.

    Lindsay says her stylist is the one who returned it to the LAPD last night.

    Lindsay says, according to sources, "I didn't have any part in the non-returning on time."
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    Loaned it to her for WHAT? So she could model it in rehab?
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    is FreeLL some kind of blohan fantard or something?

    Whattya mean "Nooooooo!"

    you mean "Yessssssss!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    Lindsay claims she gave it back to a stylist at some point thereafter but the stylist neglected to return it on time.

    Lindsay says her stylist is the one who returned it to the LAPD last night.

    Lindsay says, according to sources, "I didn't have any part in the non-returning on time."
    i guarantee that this "stylist" is getting huge $$$ to corroborate this story.

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    Loaned it for a visit to her hair stylist? Lucky she didn't break it climbing back over the rehab wall!

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    Stylist my ass. Who would that be? Stevie Wonder?
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    LOL. She gets her lips styled every week!

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    OMG, those lips! Eek.
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    See, it's always someone else at fault with this useless skeez.

    The "stylist" forgot.

    Someone stole my passport.

    I borrowed the cocaine jeans.

    The black kid was driving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by memebot View Post
    The "stylist" forgot.

    Someone stole my passport.

    I borrowed the cocaine jeans.

    The black kid was driving.
    I was getting my hair done.

    The drug test came back clean.

    I did not know this was Samantha's house.

    My phone got hacked.

    I was hospitalized for exhaustion.

    It's the media's fault.

    It's my father's fault.

    No one told me I had to go to those meetings!

    There was a burglary at my house.

    The paps set me up.

    The SCRAM went off for no reason.

    I have work obligations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by memebot View Post
    I don't think she intends to "steal" things per se. I think she figures that she is just entitled to a lot of things that don't belong to her because she is Lindsay Lohan and who would say no?
    Yeah I don't think she cares if they would say no, she's stuck at the entitlement part. She wants it, dammit, and in her crack-addled brain she should always get whatever she wants, everything else be damned...

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    ^^^ See, that's what pisses me off about her. She always has an excuse. It's always someone else's fault. They need to just throw her ass in jail and keep her there!

    ETA: I meant for this to be right after the 2 posts that listed all the lame excuses she has used. I was too slow on the "submit" switch!
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