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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Why would she get bail? Why would there be a hearing...it was rehab or jail, she rejected rehab and now should go to jail.
    She fucking Absconded! It should be no bail allowed ffs!
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    Yeah well he gets no points from me since his "concern" is self serving. His daughter calls him up hysterically crying and first thing that Blowhard does is call TMZ. I hate his guts hard.

    Any word on where Lohan is now? I'd hate to be a passenger on any plane she might be on. Imagine the drama. OTOH, if she is cracking out on some airline, I hope the passengers tackle her to the ground and duct tape her the wing.
    If I was on that plane, I would come unfucking glued if she caused a delay
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    Crack smart enough to choose flight over fight.
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    You pose a very valid point.
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    just call her mint jelly, 'cause she's on the lam.



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    Lol that sounds like a mohandas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    If I was on that plane, I would come unfucking glued if she caused a delay
    Don't worry. I'm sure she's not on a commercial flight, as they tend to not accept blow jobs as valid payment. She'll be on a private plane owned by one of her johns, paying her dues mid air.
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    So is this for real? She has absconded? This makes my week if true.

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    I just feel cheated without a white Bronco.

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    That was a great night of weirdness. I remember it well.
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    I just read on TMZ that Lindsay has until sunrise to check into rehab, or a warrant for her arrest will be issued. TMZ aren't sure where she is right now.
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    OMG!! If TMZ can't find her no one can!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    That was a great night of weirdness. I remember it well.
    Me, too. I remember Al Cowlings', "My name is A.C. . . . you know who I am, God damn it!"
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    She's a bail-jumper? Somebody better call the Dogg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    I just read on TMZ that Lindsay has until sunrise to check into rehab, or a warrant for her arrest will be issued. TMZ aren't sure where she is right now.
    That pisses me off too. Do treatment facilities usually allow people to check in at whatever time of the night/morning suits them? I would have thought they would have to check in during normal business hours, not at 5.00 am after partying all night.
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    It all depends. If you have it scheduled in advance they usually will allow it. The people I see most often end up hospitalized first and they transfer to rehab.
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