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Thread: Kleptoskank Lindsay Lohan Nicks Bling, Evades Jail, Blames Black Kids Everywhere

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    Hell, I'm 60 and I look younger than this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    We've been saying that every year...bitch is a cockroach and will outlive us all.
    Agreed, she's like the female Keith Richards of actresses.

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    Those fucking inflated lips make me want to punch her in the neck. I seriously can't believe how anyone would venture out to make their mouth look like that. She's truly disgusting.
    [On Terry Richardson] "Dude is like a human version of a white, windowless van...." ~ Michael K.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    I don't think she will. She is half dead already.
    I agree, just look at her eyes in that pic above...they're dead.

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    Has she had a chin implant or something? Its a weird shape, it looks like a pig's snout but is on her chin.....??
    Free Charmed.

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    Gawd she is so fucking busted.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    We've been saying that every year...bitch is a cockroach and will outlive us all.
    Thanks for putting things back into perspective. Love it!

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    her eyes have been dead for years, bitch is embalmed and ain't going nowhere
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    In her defence (sweet Jesus I'm actually doing this), if you look at her earlier pics, you can see she's a premature ager in any case. The meth and booze just exacerbated the shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    her eyes have been dead for years, bitch is embalmed and ain't going nowhere
    Embalmed with Alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post


    Has she had a chin implant or something? Its a weird shape, it looks like a pig's snout but is on her chin.....??

    I hadn't realized this before but does she have permanent duck face now? As in she's not trying to pout like a trout and it's just naturally how she looks now?

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    BJ lips, plumped and cushioned for her customers' comfort
    Last edited by Jana; April 23rd, 2013 at 03:54 PM. Reason: spelling
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    Sorry to disagree with the cockroach theory but... every year, a little more life/light leaves her eyes.. they are almost completely dead now. She ain't got 2 years left unless they send her to prison or rehab soon.
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    That would be my impression as well. Yes, we're saying this every year, but this is the 10th year of her severe addiction and there simply isn't much life left in her at this point. That's what we're commenting on, her skin, her eyes, her hair, there is no life, she is almost done with dying.
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    But those lips will live forever.
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