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Thread: Kleptoskank Lindsay Lohan Nicks Bling, Evades Jail, Blames Black Kids Everywhere

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    I see side boob, I see twaddle, I see the infamous water bottle.
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    Nah, not really. What better way for Lindsey to get a monthly check, then by squirting out a rich man's kid? She isn't making money with her "acting".
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    And God forbid she decide to "act" like a mother. The only reason Lindsay would have a child is for the support. She just better hope she doesn't get knocked up by someone like her own father.
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    I could see her getting prego with someone that would pay her off, and it would be a January Jones situation of who is daddy? The real question, would she get herself together for her own baby? Just 1 more fucked up Lohan in the world would be my guess.
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    Parenthood has changed some people for the best. But more often than not, it just hurts the kids to be born to parents like Lidsay.
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    yea I don't see her getting strait for a baby she'd just fuck up a kid and quick like
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    I think y'all are tempting fate a little too much by having a serious conversation about Blowhan breeding...it's bad juju to talk about such things.
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    Agree that somethings you just don't put out into the universe by speaking it out loud.
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    Okay, I will print out the last few pages, do a dance around it, and burn it. Hopefully that will contain that bad juju.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombshell View Post
    I see side boob, I see twaddle, I see the infamous water bottle.
    That is gold, baby!

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    Thursday, April 4th 2013
    One Of Lindsay Lohan's Sugar Daddies Arrested For Drug Possession and Trafficking




    41-year-old multi-millionaire hotelier Vikram Chatwal, better known as Lindsay Lohan's regular, was put into handcuffs at Florida's Fort Lauderdale/Hollywood International Airport on Tuesday when his stupid ass tried to get onto an airplane with a whole lot of drugs shoved into his panties and carry-on. What an amateur. LiLo has never been more embarrassed, because she can shove half of Bolivia into her Chocha Full of Grace and easily walk by a drug-sniffing dog. The drug-sniffing dog's nose doesn't even twitch, but probably because it knows to hold its breath whenever she walks by.

    Both People and TMZ say that TSA found 6 grams of heroin, coke, Xanax, weed, cat tranquilizers and other pills hidden in his crotch area and bag. Vikram didn't have a prescription for any of those drugs and he later admitted that he bought all of that shit illegally. The TSA handed him over to the Broward County Sherrif's Office and he was booked on one count of trafficking and seven counts of possession.

    LiLo couldn't be reached for comment, because she was too busy scratching out Vikram's number from her black book. How can she be associated with a first degree dum-dum who didn't use the fool-proof "THAT'S NOT MY CROTCH! THAT'S NOT MY BAG!" excuse? But Michael Lohan was available for comment (duh) and he told Radar that he's really happy about this:

    "I hope all the money in the world can’t get him out of this one. After seeing pictures of him in the past partying with Lindsay in the Dream Hotel it scares me to think that he had ketamine in his possession. I can only image what might have or would have happened to Lindsay with a sick person like this. Even worse, after communicating with Dina she has the nerve to actually defend Vikram. Birds of a feather flock together!”
    Of course White Oprah's going to defend Vikram. You never bite the hand that feeds you coke. It's kind of funny, because "I can only image what might happen to Lindsay with a sick person like this" is the same thing the nurse thought to herself when she handed over a baby LiLo to Michael Lohan.
    Here's LiLo, Vikram and her other sugar daddy Domingo Zapata at some gallery show opening last year.




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    SHOCKED I tell you I am shocked
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang
    cat tranquilizers
    Well dagnabbit, that's what I call a party.
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    That dude has jaundice.

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    Ketamine, eh? Guess we know where Linds thigh bruises in the "scary" forum came from now.
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