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    She repulses the shit out of me.
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    That bag is ugly.
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    Charlie's face says it all... Sailor Moon?



    ......although I admit she looks surprisingly nice here......

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    Lindsay Lohan
    Flash Floorward


    Like Lindsay Lohan says, When in Brazil, flash your Brazilian.

    LiLo got down and seemingly dirty on the floor of a nightclub hours after her arrival. As for why she did it, according to a roughly-translated Brazilian website, Lindsay refused to take photos with people at the club and instead hid under the table like a 4-year-old petulant child.

    When conscious ... Lindsay will be promoting a clothing line for a sweet fee -- we're told in the low 6 figures.

    One thing's for sure ... Lindsay can drink both you and herself under the table.

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    Lindsay Lohan
    Allegedly Steals
    Clothes, Jewelry to go Clubbing


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    Lindsay Lohan
    allegedly stole jewelry and wardrobe items from the set of "Anger Management" ... this according to sources on the set.

    We're told during filming ... Lindsay decided she was going out clubbing one night, and took a bracelet, a necklace, earrings, pants and shoes from the wardrobe department. Yes, the stuff never came back.

    Sources say Lindsay told people on the show ... producers would just take the value of the items out of her salary, but we're told that ABSOLUTELY wasn't the deal.

    And there's more ... Multiple sources on the set tell TMZ Lindsay was "the biggest prima donna ever on 'Anger Management.'" We're told she showed up 2 hours late the second day, refused to come out of her trailer for 2 hours, left early to go clubbing and threatened not to return.

    Sources say the crew broke out in applause when she left, calling her a "nightmare."

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    ...and there is Lindsay's ever present "glass of water" sitting right next to her.

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    Friday, March 29th 2013
    Lindsay Lohan Is Broke Off, Dozed Off In São Paulo




    Next to video of a train derailing before crashing into the side of a building, this picture is the best visual definition of the current state of Lindsay Lohan's life. The people of São Paulo have been told to triple lock their bottles of booze and hide their valuables under bars of soap (she'll never look there), which means that Lindsay Lohan is in town. LiLo is currently in Brazil to collect a six figure check for promoting a clothing line called John John. TMZ posted this picture from Twitterer @orgastic-desire of LiLo mingling with the cigarette butts and other pieces of trash while hiding under the DJ table at a club. Mess.
    TMZ says that LiLo was at the club for hours and when a bunch of people started asking her to take pictures with them, she refused and hid from them under the table.
    Everybody should leave Lindsay Lohan alone. After a long, hard day of snatching bracelets and snorting mini bottles of vodka on a plane ride to Brazil, you too would want to take a quick, early morning disco nap on a comfortable concrete floor under a table at a club. Sometimes a mess just needs a quiet moment to herself to get her thoughts together (aka snort a line of the bad shit) in peace while sitting on a dried puddle of whiskey. A dried puddle of whiskey that probably has Syphilis now.
    But really, who hasn't been there? If you replace that club with a suburban backyard, replace that black table with a plastic white lawn table from KMart, replace those stolen Louboutins with dollar store flip-flops and replace that glass of vodka masquerading as water with a cup of white wine and Mountain Dew, that'll be me this weekend!



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    and hide their valuables under bars of soap (she'll never look there),


    Oh lordy! Can't breath I'm laughing so hard.

    I dare say she got a color and some extensions (possibly on the house from Anger Management). I hate to say it, but she looks a little better there in front of the John John step repeat than she has in a while. I give it a week then she'll be back to looking like major dog shit.
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    Lindsay's face looks like Britney's did when the paparazzi caught a picture of her sitting on a curb in front of the gate of the townhouse she was living in at the time she had her breakdown.

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    She should have thought of this in court. There must have been a table for her to hide under. She needs to put it in her rider.

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    I bet she doesn't get charged with theft from the set either, bitch will skaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I bet she doesn't get charged with theft from the set either, bitch will skaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
    Charlie's silence is quite deafening on this subject isn't it?

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    That bag is ugly.
    She sure is.
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    Have the producers sworn out a complaint on the Anger Mgmt theft? The IRS might have something to say about her having them deduct her stolen crap from her paycheck.
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    Oh, no-no-no-no....This won't happen. She wouldn't get a visa anyway.


    Lindsay Lohan plans Australia trip | GulfNews.com



    Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is reportedly hoping to head to Australia next month to escape from the media and make some money from TV appearances before she enters rehab.

    The 26-year-old has been sentenced to 90 days in a rehab after lying to police about a car crash last summer. However it’s now being reported that she wants to spend some time in Australia and plans to earn money from TV appearances while she’s there.

    “Lohan is planning to head to Sydney in a few weeks,” femalefirst.co.uk quoted a source as saying.

    “She’s already started looking over offers of six-figure sums for TV appearances. Lohan wants to get away from the media,” the source added.

    The actress is hoping to move past her problems and has recently become close to Kristen Stewart, with the pair apparently discussing living their lives in the public eye.

    “They met through one of Lohan’s friends who also knows Stewart,” the source said.

    Lohan was invited up to Stewart’s house last week, and they hung out with Robert Pattinson, who was back from filming in Australia.



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    Why does she get to choose when she enters rehab?
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