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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    Wonder if:

    1) Her lawyer knew this all along and was trying to get one over
    2) Her 90 day rehab will be converted to jail time

    Dumb bitch should have taken the earlier plea of house arrest.
    I wouldn't be surprised if her lawyer either knew this and played the system or didn't realise this as he's a bit shite but ended up getting lucky anyway.

    In some ways, I don't want her to serve just 90 days in jail as I'm sure she'd be out in about a week. I actually think that being in a proper rehab unit - no phones, no visits etc - would be much harder on her. It's just such a shame she can't be forced to do 90 days of community service in a very public space where we could all go and laugh at her!
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    I doubt he knew anything, he's a fucking moron.
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    The State Attorney should have known though.
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    Lindsay Lohan Told Her Attorney To Keep Her Out Of Rehab Until AFTER Coachella Music Festival!

    Posted on Mar 25, 2013 @ 8:30AM | By Jen Heger



    During the last minute plea talks between Lindsay Lohan‘s attorney, Mark Heller, and prosecutors handling her lying to cops case, the wayward actress told him to keep her out of rehab until AFTER the Coachella music festival so she could attend, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.


    “Lindsay was adamant that she not be forced to go to rehab until after the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in the Palm Springs area on successive weekends in April. Lindsay LOVES going to the musical festival, and she’s determined to go this year. She didn’t want a little thing like rehab to get in her way of attending. Linds refused to sign off on any deal that would have prevented her from going to Coachella, period. Yes, it’s that important to her, for some strange reason,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

    Perhaps Lilo’s new romance with musician and club promoter, Avi Snow, has made theMean Girls star,26, even more resolute in her determination to go to the concerts.

    Lohan has attended the Coachella music festival in 2010, 2011, and 2012. This year’s festivities take place on April 12, 14, 19, 21, and the line-up includes the Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Lumineers, Moby, and the Airborne Toxic Event.
    Avi was said to be on the Mr. Pink private jet that flew Lindsay to Los Angeles early Tuesday morning for her day in court.
    And after Lindsay posed for her latest mug shot, she hot-footed it to City of the Sun’s show at private club 41 Ocean in Santa Monica.

    As we previously reported, during a plea deal that Lohan reached last week in her lying to cops case, the actress was ordered to enroll in a rehab facility, by no later than mid-May. This will be Lohan’s SIXTH trip to rehab since 2007, and she’s spent a total of 250 days getting treatment for alcohol and prescription drug abuse.
    “Lindsay will be treated for prescription drug and alcohol addiction during her stay,” a source previously told Radar. “Lindsay’s prescription drugs of choice are Adderall and Xanax, and in addition, she consumes large amounts of alcohol — specifically, vodka.

    “The main problem when it comes to Lindsay ever getting sober is her absolute denial that she has any substance abuse issues. Once again, she is only going to rehab purely because it’s a slightly more attractive alternative than going to jail. Of course, there is hope that once Lindsay is undergoing treatment she will recognize that she does in fact have a problem — but given her history, it’s very doubtful.”

    The saddest aspect of “Lindsay’s criminal history, is that it’s all traced back to her addiction issues. Everyone around Lindsay has tried to get her sober — her father Michael, three judges, two prosecutors, and two criminal defense attorneys. She is in absolute denial about her addiction issues and doesn’t want to get sober. It’s just not a lifestyle she wants,” the insider told us.

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    Good, yet another opportunity for her to commit a crime.
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    So Brazil won't let in properly certified imports due to "contamination control" but will allow the disease infested Lohan in? Bwahahaha! Man! You're fucked!
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    There's doubt that Lindsay will make it back from Brazil. There could be a lost passport, illness, kidnapping, all kinds of happy possibilities.

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    Kidnapping? Who would kidnap her? Why? Its not like people would pay to get her back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    Kidnapping? Who would kidnap her? Why? Its not like people would pay to get her back.
    However, there ARE people that are willing to pay to HAVE her kidnapped possibly.
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    Maybe she'll seriously fuck up in Brazil and be tossed in one of their prisons.
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    She's due for a big ole What For.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patty Rox View Post
    This will give her time to attend Coachella again this year. That right there could be really interesting.
    I remembered reading that here. Patty Rox called it!

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    Well as long as Lindsay gets to enjoy Coachella, that's all that matters. FFS.

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