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    Lindsay Lohan Will Shoot Episode for Charlie Sheen's 'Anger Management' Before Rehab

    Lindsay Lohan has her priorities in order.

    Before she enters a court-mandated, 90-day rehab stint, E! News reports that the troubled starlet will fulfill a work obligation: a guest starring role on friend Charlie Sheen's FX comedy, "Anger Management."

    In February, reports revealed that Lohan would play a version of herself and have "a romantic relationship with Sheen's character after becoming his therapy patient."

    It seemed to be a perfect promotional opportunity, as the two share a bedroom scene in April's "Scary Movie 5."

    But earlier this week, Lohan pled no contest to lying to police, obstructing officers, and reckless driving related to a car crash last June. She managed to avoid jail time when the judge sentenced her to 90 days in a lockdown rehab facility, as well as 30 days of community service and 18 months of psychotherapy. Lohan was also ordered to pay the truck driver she hit on the way to the set of the Lifetime movie "Liz and Dick."

    Her lawyer, Mark Heller, claimed this would be the end of Lohan's legal issues. "I'm very confident that you won't be seeing Lindsay Lohan in any criminal courts any time in the future," Heller said. "She has fully recognized all of the issues that have to be addressed, and I'm very confident she'll be able to move forward in her life with dignity, pride, and respect."

    Lohan has until May 2 to find a program that meets with the court's approval. So until then, she has time to film her "Anger Management" cameo and even promote the release of "Scary Movie 5."

    It's the least she can do for Sheen, who gave her $100,000 of his "Scary Movie" paycheck to help pay back taxes and bought a red carpet gown for her to wear to an AmfAR gala.

    Earlier this month, Sheen even offered to become Lohan's mentor. He sent TMZ a statement saying, "I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who's been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey." He continued, "If she listens, she'll win. If she doesn't, that's on her."

    Lindsay Lohan Will Shoot Episode for Charlie Sheen's 'Anger Management' Before Rehab - Yahoo! TV
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    Her lawyer, Mark Heller, claimed this would be the end of Lohan's legal issues. "I'm very confident that you won't be seeing Lindsay Lohan in any criminal courts any time in the future," Heller said. "She has fully recognized all of the issues that have to be addressed, and I'm very confident she'll be able to move forward in her life with dignity, pride, and respect."
    This is the same bitch who right up until her hearing continually refused a plea deal because she didn't do anything wrong. I hope she keeps getting busted just so we can see her little munchkin lawyer work his magic again and again.
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    Someone actually wants to date her? Is he a blind/deaf mute with no sense of smell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Someone actually wants to date her? Is he a blind/deaf mute with no sense of smell?
    That's the first thing I thought of, who would want to date this smelly ass bitch?
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    OK I think she is a Methy Faced Crack Snacking Lying Entitled Bitch. That being said slash known in our bones about La Linds, I did like her outfit from the waist up as she went into court, and I also liked her new mug shot. I felt that she was giving us Early AM Pill-Poppin' Long Island Hussy Realness with her jacket and make-up. I agree with whoever brought up the point that nowhere in sight was that Parental Pimp Dinah when her cash cow was in trouble. She must have been mainlining and trying to figure out what that no-net-worth son of hers could do to make Mama a buck! Lindsay is entertaining to a point but I do feel that with such low down slimy parents I might need to escape with drugs too. Knowing I had to support the two people who seem to care whenever its convenient would make me act out in extreme ways.
    I am however saving my sympathy for people who need it. And Sympathy is the last thing that Lindsay needs!

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    ? Lindsay doesn't have to support her Dad. The parents are divorced. Her Mom takes a percentage as her 'manager' and Lindsay could change that if she wanted to. She's nearly 30!

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    I totally agree with you Rollo. It just seems hard to break those parental chains and it seems there is some twisted brain games being played by all three of these half wits. Oh well I just wonder who's gonna pay for her funeral?

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    Lindsay duh! She's paid for everything else.



    IMO the time that Lindsay did better was after she sacked the momager. She seemed to straighten out for a while then. Oh & she's 26 which while old enough to make her own decisions & cut loose from the parental apron strings isn't "nearly 30" in my mind.
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    She may be "nearly 30", but she has the mental and emotional acuity of a 15-year-old. She may need a permanent legal minder, a la Britney.
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    True but in Hollywood years she is ancient, looks ancient and knows the score!

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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    This is the same bitch who right up until her hearing continually refused a plea deal because she didn't do anything wrong. I hope she keeps getting busted just so we can see her little munchkin lawyer work his magic again and again.
    Yep and innocent people tend to not plea 'no contest'...
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    Lindsay Lohan
    Still Drinking
    Despite Rehab Sentence

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    Lindsay Lohan
    continues to drink -- and drink often -- despite being sentenced this week to 90 days of lockdown rehab ... TMZ has learned.

    Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ she was at the bar of her hotel in Beverly Hills just hours after her court hearing on Monday ... knocking back vodka sodas. We're told Lindsay did not seem fazed by the irony of the situation.

    It goes on -- we're told Lindsay went to a club in San Diego called FLUXX last night with a friend, arriving after midnight. Our spies say LiLo was wearing a Yankees cap and a hooded sweatshirt and sat at a VIP table ordering vodka on the rocks all night.

    We're told Lindsay specifically request that vodka be served from a glass carafe ... this way the table would not have any alcohol bottles on it.

    Sources close to Lindsay tell us she is adamant she does not have a substance abuse problem and doesn't feel she needs professional help.

    She's the only one.


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    Lindsay Lohan
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    Don't you just hate it when court-ordered rehab totally ruins your birthday plans? Lindsay Lohan does ... and is telling friends she's super bummed she'll be turning 27 while on lockdown.

    There's no getting around it ... Lindsay has been ordered to check-in to a rehab facility for 90 days within the next month and half, so her July 2 birthday WILL fall in the treatment zone ... and she's pissed.

    To be clear ... not about the whole rehab thing ... just about missing her birthday (seriously).

    We're told LiLo had big plans -- which involved throwing a party in NYC -- but now it's all gone to the crapper after she copped a plea deal with prosecutors and took rehab over jail

    In case you forgot, LiLo has already been to rehab five times since 2007 -- including one stint during her 21st bday as well -- but none have stuck. Sources close to LiLo tell us, they're hoping this next trip will finally sober her up.

    Again ... still beats jail.


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    Lindsay Lohan
    No Charges
    in NYC Nightclub Fight


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    Lindsay Lohan will not face charges for her arrest in that New York City nightclub brawl with another woman ... TMZ has learned.

    Law enforcement sources tell us the Manhattan D.A.'s Office will not prosecute Lohan -- and we're told the main reason is ... witnesses failed to cooperate.

    TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay was busted back in November for allegedly punching the woman inside Club Avenue.

    We're told witnesses to the incident, including those connected with the alleged victim, refused to speak to investigators.


    Another problem with the case ... according to our sources on the night of the fight ... the woman was being escorted out of the club by police, and tripped and fell ... so it was unclear what really caused her injuries.

    The Manhattan D.A. would not comment.

    LiLo skates again.


    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/page/3/#ixzz2OS1xrFTh

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    She sounds like a chronic drunk whether she is in LA or NY where she was supposedly trying to get away from LA. Rehab can't come soon enough.

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    She just keeps skating and skating. Maybe we need to enter her into this year's Worlds. Why doesn't the legal system want her to be responsible for her felonies and misdemeanors?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stereo Inferno View Post
    Yep and innocent people tend to not plea 'no contest'...
    Actually they do. Sometimes the evidence in a case looks or is overwhelming even where the defendant is innocent (or at least not guilty). In those cases a lawyer might tell the defendant they should plead because they can't win their case. The defendants in those cases usually plead no contest which basically means you are not saying you did it, only that there is evidence against you and that you're choosing not to challenge said evidence.

    Of course in this particular case the evidence is overwhelming and LiLo did it. But I can still see why she chose to plead no contest.

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