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    Quote Originally Posted by Fly_On_TheWall View Post
    If she can't finish any of these, can she be put in jail?
    That's what it sounded like to me. The judge allowed her to tie in other violations here. Linds waived hearings on another case and agreed to these terms.
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    Lindsay looked uncomfortable when the judge told her the fines, which weren't that much. About $270 between restitution and criminal assessment fees.

    There's a restitution hearing being set up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    The feed is back.

    90 day rehab.

    30 days community labor.

    18 months psychotherapy.

    A money fine - I couldn't hear what.
    I thought I also heard 5 days in jail
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    Oh crap. Linds might be out of rehab till Heller and the DA can agree on a rehab facility.

    ETA: she has 45 days to report to rehab, it sounds like to me.
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    Finally!! She definetly needs the psychotherapy and rehab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    I thought I also heard 5 days in jail
    Yes, I heard jail being mumbled, but didn't catch that!



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    Lindsay Lohan just copped an 11th hour plea deal and will spend 90 days in lock down rehab ... the good news for her ... she's dodged the jail bullet.

    After a lot of haggling in chambers with offers and counteroffers, Lindsay pled no contest to the crimes of reckless driving and lying to cops. In addition to rehab, Lindsay will perform 30 days of community labor and undergo psychotherapy for 18 months -- she'll get credit for shrink time already completed.

    FYI -- there's a mandatory 5 days in jail for reckless driving, but it's going to be folded into the lock down rehab so she won't be behind bars even for a day. Lindsay will be able to do her rehab in NYC. She must stay clear of drugs and drug users. She must submit to drug testing.

    She's also admitted to a probation violation in the jewelry heist case, she was sentenced to 180 days in jail, but that sentence was STAYED and she won't do time if she continues to obey all laws.

    Lindsay showed up -48 minutes late after missing 2 commercial flights from NYC to L.A. She took a private jet and landed a little too late.

    On her way in, someone threw glitter at Lindsay.

    Lindsay Lohan and Mariah Carey -- avoid glitter at all costs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    she was sentenced to 180 days in jail, but that sentence was STAYED and she won't do time if she continues to obey all laws.
    No way in hell will she be able to pull that off.
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    Jesus! Search and Seizure clause, this judge and DA aren't playing around.
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    She'll fail this. You all know that. Also, just a bad feeling , but she may O.D before she can get to rehab.

    ETA: Where the hell was Dina? Why didn't she show up for support? I know Lindsay hates her dad but at least he helped get her the new Layer and was there for support. If her mom really cared, she'd be there. She and Lindsay will be drinking themselves silly tonight.

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    The looks on the California co-counsel's face everytime Heller stood up to address the court was priceless. I noticed the LV briefcase was front and center on the defense table. What a ass.

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    If she's got 45 days to report to rehab, you know she's going to wait until the last minute of the last day to check in. At best. More likely, she'll "miss" her flight again on the last day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fly_On_TheWall View Post
    She'll fail this. You all know that. Also, just a bad feeling , but she may O.D before she can get to rehab.
    She looked half dead already. Unfortunately, she has 45 days to prove compliance to the court's requirements. I wish she had been remanded to rehab immediately, for her own sake.
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    Awww the little man can barely reach to the mics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fly_On_TheWall View Post
    Awww the little man can barely reach to the mics.
    But he sure can hug that briefcase and keep turning it towards the camera. There are no words.

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    Well WTG Michael. That was fun to watch. Calling Heller out.

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