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    I can't understand why she still drives and people keep giving her cars she can't handle. They stopped Britney driving.

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    But Brit has handlers.
    "A true whore just loves her life." - Sluce

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    and blowhan just has enablers
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    ^ I guess that's it. That's why she gets handled by the courts, the police, the probation service, and jail and rehab staff instead.

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    Lindsay Lohan
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    Lindsay Lohan's travel history is as sketchy as her driving history ... and her rehab history ... and her dating history ... and TMZ has learned she missed a flight to Los Angeles last night, with her court date looming Monday.

    LiLo is scheduled to appear in court tomorrow to begin her trial for allegedly lying to cops last summer following her crash on PCH. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Lindsay MUST be there in person or else a bench warrant will be issued.

    Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ she had a flight scheduled from NY to LA yesterday at around 9:00 PM ET ... but skipped it. Instead, Lindsay was at a club in New York to see a band called City of the Sun.

    We're told Lindsay is trying to schedule a flight for later today, but has yet to do so.
    Lindsay's history of missing flights is rather prolific -- she missed a court date in 2010 after she claimed to lose her passport. Last April, Lindsay missed her flight to the White House Correspondents' Dinner after she "couldn't get herself together."

    The hearing is expected to start at 8:30 AM PT and we'll have it for you live.

    Will Lindsay be there? Stay tuned ...

    Angling for a private jet? I hope they issue a bench warrant. That will be the Judicial system and the prosecution working together to "fix" Miss Lohan.

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    Maybe she can find an old fool to pay for her & Dina's ticket.
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    Please let there be an air stike tonight
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    Here is my shocked face.

    I don't even feel slightly bad hoping she can't get a flight.
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    damnit I have to work tomorrow
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    Thats all I have to say to her antics these days.

    Seriously though, how does she continue to make a mockery of the Justice System like this?

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    1:20 PM PT -- According to our sources, Lindsay now has a flight booked for 6:00 PM ET. As for whether or not she'll be on it, your guess is as good as ours.
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    I can set my effin watch to her missed flight for court shenannegans.

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    I wonder how many hotels will turn them away this time lol!
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    So the dumb bitch booked then cancelled a 6 pm flight so she could fly later tonight with her mom.

    3:30 PM PT -- According to our sources, Lindsay first booked a flight for 6:00 PM ET, but then decided to take a later flight with her mom Dina. As for whether or not she'll be on it, your guess is as good as ours.
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    I would want to get to L.A asap so I could be rested and able to get up early to get ready FOR COURT! But that's just me.
    And does Dina need to sober up or something? Maybe the 6pm flight didn't have room for Dina. How do these people have money to flit back and forth?

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